Toy Story Page #11

BUZZ:

(into wrist communicator)

According to my nava-computer, the --

WOODY:

(whispering)

Shut up! Just shut up, you idiot!!

BUZZ:

Sheriff, this is no time to panic.

WOODY:

This is the perfect time to panic!

I'm lost, Andy is gone, they're

going to move from their house in

two days and it's all your fault!!

BUZZ:

My fault?! If you hadn't pushed me

out of the window in the first

place --

WOODY:

Oh, yeah? Well, if YOU hadn't

shown up in your stupid little

cardboard spaceship and taken away

everything that was important to

me --

BUZZ:

Don't talk to me about importance.

Because of YOU the security of this

entire universe is in jeopardy.

WOODY:

(incredulous)

WHAT?!! What are you talking about?!

Buzz walk to the edge of the truck tire and points up to the

stars.

BUZZ:

Right now, poised at the edge of

the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been

secretly building a weapon with the

destructive capacity to annihilate

an entire planet. I alone have

information that reveals this

weapon's only weakness.

(pointing at Woody)

And you, my friend, are responsible

for delaying my rendez-vous with

Star Command.

Woody explodes.

WOODY:

YOU ARE A TOY!!! You aren't the

real Buzz Lightyear, you're an

action figure!! You are a child's

plaything!!!

Beat.

BUZZ:

You are a sad strange little man

and you have my pity. Farewell.

Buzz walks off.

WOODY:

Oh, yeah? Well, good riddance, ya

looney!

Woody walks away in the opposite direction.

WOODY:

(to himself)

Rendez-vous with Star Command.

SFX:
SCREECHING TIRES FOLLOWED BY GAS STATION BELL

PIZZA DELIVERER (O.S.)

Hey, Gas Dude!

ATTENDANT (O.S.)

You talkin' to me?

PIZZA DELIVERER (O.S.)

Yeah, man, can you help me? Do you

know where Cutting Blvd. is?

ATTENDANT (O.S.)

Just a moment...

Woody looks in the direction of the bell. His face lights

up at the sight of...

A PIZZA PLANET DELIVERY TRUCK.

WOODY:

(to himself)

Pizza Planet...Andy!

Woody takes a step forward and then stops.

WOODY:

Oh, no! I can't show my face in

that room without Buzz.

Woody runs back under the tanker truck. Buzz is at the far

end of the truck, walking away from Woody.

WOODY:

Buzz! Buzz, come back!

BUZZ:

(continuing to walk away)

Go away.

Woody looks back at the delivery truck in desperation and

then eyes...

ANGLE:
DELIVERY TRUCK ROOF SIGN

Atop the truck is a rocket with the Pizza Planet logo.

WOODY:

No, Buzz, you've gotta come back.

I found a spaceship!

Buzz stops walking away and looks back at Woody.

WOODY:

It's a spaceship, Buzz!

EXT. GAS STATION - A FEW MINUTES LATER

The delivery truck's engine has stalled and is off.

PIZZA DELIVERER (O.S.)

C'mon, man, hurry up. Um, like the

pizza's are getting cold here.

Woody and Buzz eye the parked delivery truck from within the

safety of a nearby oilcan display.

BUZZ:

Now you're sure this spacefreighter

will return to its port of origin

once it jettisons its food supply?

WOODY:

Uh-huh. And when we get there,

we'll be able to find a way to

transport you...home.

BUZZ:

Well, then let's climb abroad.

Buzz makes a beeline for the passenger side door of the

pizza truck. Woody chases after him.

WOODY:

No, no, no, wait, Buzz, Buzz, let's

get in the back. No one will see

us there.

BUZZ:

Negative. There are no restraining

harnesses in the cargo area. We'll

be much safer in the cockpit.

In a flash, Buzz has scaled the front tire, grabbed the rear

view mirror, and swung himself up and into the cab.

WOODY:

(loud whisper)

Yeah, but, Buzz! Buzz!

PIZZA DELIVERER (O.S.)

Ok, so that's two lefts, and then a

right, huh?

ATTENDANT (O.S.)

Yeah.

PIZZA DELIVERER (O.S.)

Okay, thanks for the directions.

WOODY:

(loud whisper)

Buzz!

SFX:
ENGINE STARTING

Woody runs around to the back of the truck, scrambles up the

bumper and throws open the back hatch to climb inside.

Woody lets out a YELL, as the back hatch slams back down on

his rear, sending him flying into the bed of the truck.

INT. PIZZA PLANET DELIVERY TRUCK - CONTINUOUS

Woody peeks through the dividing window into the cab.

Buzz is hidden from THE PIZZA DRIVER's view by a stack of

pizzas in their insulated covers. Buzz prudently fastens

his safety belt.

WOODY:

It'll be safer in the cockpit than

the cargo bay. What an idiot!

The driver shifts into gear and hits the gas, propelling

Woody to the back of the truck.

The pizza deliverer drives like a maniac, taking sharp turns

and hills at high speeds. Woody is helplessly thrown around

the truck. With every blow, Woody YELPS in pain.

The truck climbs a steep hill. Woody looks up just in time

to see...

A LARGE TOOL BOX

barreling towards him.

BAM!!!

CUT TO:

A STAR-FILLED BLACK NIGHT SKY

We MOVE DOWN to reveal...

EXT. PIZZA PLANET - NIGHT

The delivery truck barrels into the parking lot and parks.

INT. DELIVERY TRUCK - CAB - CONTINUOUS

After the driver leaves the truck, Buzz peeks out from the

passenger window.

ANGLE:
THE FRONT ENTRANCE

Two imposing animatronic robots guard the doorway. As

CUSTOMERS approach the front, the guards part their crossed

"pizza spears," allowing the patrons to enter.

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