Toy Story Page #14

Sid CLICKS on a bare bulb dangling above his "operating

table."

Woody and Buzz look on from the safety of the backpack as

Sid places the Janie doll's head in a vise.

HANNAH (O.S.)

Sid, give her back! Give her back

now! I'm telling!

SID:

(as Doctor)

Patient is...

(straining while

tightening vise)

...pre-e-epped.

Sid grabs a painter's mask from his toolchest and dons it

like a surgeon's mask.

SID:

(as Doctor)

No one's ever attempted a double

bypass brain transplant before.

Sid grabs a toy pterodactyl from a nearby crate full of junk.

SID:

(as Doctor)

Now for the tricky part -- pliers!

BUZZ:

(whispering to Woody)

I don't believe that man's ever

been to medical school.

Sid struggles for a moment with his "patient" then stops.

SID:

(as Nurse)

Doctor, you've done it!

(running to the door)

Hannah?

He opens the door. Hannah is standing there, looking worried.

SID:

(continued)

Janie's all better now.

He hands her Janie -- her head has been replaced with a

pterodactyl's. Hannah SCREAMS at the sight of the

monstrosity and bolts down the hallway.

HANNAH:

MOM!! MOM!!

SID:

She's lying! Whatever she says

it's not true!

Sid throws the doll to the ground and runs after Hannah,

slamming the door behind him.

Woody and Buzz peer out of the backpack at their new

surroundings. Heavy metal posters, discarded toy remains

and power tools adorn the messy room.

They are in Hell...toy Hell.

WOODY:

We are gonna die.

(bolting out of the pack)

I'm outta here!

Woody leaps from the bed to the doorknob and struggles to

open it. No good. Woody drops to the floor.

WOODY:

Locked! There's gotta be another

way out of here.

SFX:
ROLLING SOUND

Woody is startled by the noise.

A small yo-yo rolls out from behind a box and falls on its

side.

Spooked, Woody grabs a pencil from the floor and brandishes

it like a weapon.

Just then a shadow passes by Woody. He turns quickly but

sees nothing.

WOODY:

Uh...Buzz? Was that you?

Woody hurriedly trades his pencil for a larger flashlight.

He hears a NOISE from under Sid's bed. Woody turns on the

flashlight and shines the beam in the direction of the

noise, illuminating...

A BABY DOLL HEAD'S PROFILE

WOODY:

Hey! Hi, there, little fellah!

Come out here. Do you know a way

out of here?

The baby doll moves out from under the bed, revealing a one-

eyed doll head atop a spider-like body made of erector set

pieces.

WOODY:

(GASP!!)

The creature extends its legs and rises up taller than Woody.

Scared speechless, Woody keeps his flashlight beam locked on

BABYFACE.

Various other MUTANT TOYS begin to emerge from the shadows:

a toy fishing pole with fashion doll legs, a skateboard with

a combat soldier's torso screwed to the front end, a jack-

in-the-box with a rubber hand for a head, (and others).

Woody leaps onto the bed and hides behind Buzz.

WOODY:

B-B-B-Buzz!

Buzz and Woody look on as the mutants have a tug of war as

they grab all the Janie and pterodactyl parts, dragging them

off into the shadows.

BUZZ:

They're cannibals!

Woody retreats back into the backpack.

INT. BACKPACK - CONTINUOUS

Woody cowers in the corner as Buzz enters. He punches a

button on his chest.

BUZZ:

May day! May day! Come in, Star

Command! Send reinforcements!...

(pause)

Star Command, do you copy?

No response.

Buzz adjusts his laser light. It emits a short BLIP.

BUZZ:

(aiming his arm out

the pack)

I've set my laser from stun to kill.

WOODY:

Oh, great, great. Yeah, and if

anyone attacks us we can blink 'em

to death.

EXT. ANDY'S HOUSE - NIGHT

Rex points a flashlight out of Andy's bedroom window while

Bo Peep, Slinky, Hamm and Potato Head look on.

Some bushes rustle below.

REX:

Hey, you guys! I think I've found

him. Buzz! Is that you?!

Rex points the flashlight beam at the shaking bushes. The

annoyed MEOW of a cat is heard.

REX:

Whiskers! Will you get out of

here?! You're interfering with the

search and rescue.

SFX:
APPROACHING CAR

Rex turns off the flashlight.

REX:

(whispering)

Look! They're home!

The toys duck behind the sill.

The Davis' family van pulls into the driveway. Andy and Mrs.

Davis get out.

ANDY:

Mom, have you seen Woody?

MRS. DAVIS

Where was the last place you left him?

ANDY:

(searching the van)

Right here in the van.

MRS. DAVIS

Oh, I'm sure he's there. You're

just not looking hard enough.

ANDY:

He's not here, Mom. Woody's gone.

The toys all look at one another.

BO PEEP:

(GASP)

Woody's gone?!

HAMM:

Well waddah-ya-know, the weasel ran

away.

Hamm, Potato Head and Rex walk away from the window.

MR. POTATO HEAD

Huh?! Huh?! I told you he was

guilty.

REX:

Who would've thought he was capable

of such atrocities?!

Bo Peep and Slinky are left alone at the window, visibly

crestfallen.

BO PEEP:

Oh, Slink, I hope he's okay.

DISSOLVE TO:

EXT. SID'S BEDROOM WINDOW - DAY

SID (O.S.)

(as Interrogator)

Oh, a survivor. Where is the rebel

base? Talk!

SFX:
HAND SLAP

INT. SID'S ROOM - CONTINUOUS

An inanimate Woody flies across the room, landing hard on

the floor.

Sid crosses to the window.

SID:

(as Interrogator)

I can see your will is strong.

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