Toys Page #3
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1992
- 118 min
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This is fun.
You have no lip.
- I am doing.
That is an uncertain face.
Themselves may not.
- That's not bad.
But when they kiss ...
They bite down.
- And then they feel bad.
Then the net
two lizards in the Sun
That's it.
- That is attractive.
That's the kind of face
what you whistle.
I have not laughed so much at times.
- Have you ever laughed so ...
Did you know?
- Ok, cut it up.
These are fun. Stick your finger in it.
Not afraid.
These are so funny.
Why are bodily funny?
Where are we going?
- The town.
I want to see what the competitor.
- Good plan. I will go back.
You okay, Dad?
- No problem.
I'm practicing.
- What?
Leslie breaks out here
and then we sing together.
In the ladies' room?
- The acoustics are great.
Do you hear?
- I understand two of you do not.
We love singing and dancing. He
makes jokes that make me laugh.
And then we eat.
Would you try?
- Rather not.
Everyone here sounds good. Really.
Try that anymore.
Leslie find fun?
I'm so glad you appreciate him.
Perhaps a duet better.
Maybe your voice sounds
than acceptable.
Good shot.
Good boy.
Tankschutter, you play along?
- You go first.
Let's see if I still can.
500 points helicopters, tanks 300.
Penalty?
- 1000 for a UN truck.
A heavy penalty.
Give me a quarter.
I have to stop him.
- Well, here we go.
Like ever.
This brings me back
way back to my youth.
1000 penalty
F***ing UN.
They have no business.
They always walk in the road.
I'll get those bastards do.
I almost hit a tank.
I do not want the UN there.
There is another. There he goes.
Did you see that?
How do you feel?
- Dizzy.
Great name.
We call it the Duizel Helm.
What do you think?
- This was a topper.
Are you serious?
- Absolutely. I did not know where I was.
Very nice. I thought
I fell and I was seasick.
This is just a prototype.
- This is one of your best creations.
In another tape
you have a different experience.
You can travel great
without losing your luggage.
- Thanks, Al.
Laugher.
But this is uncomfortable.
- This should also be in your ear.
Would you again?
- Sure.
Something we have not. I ask for
war toys and I get nothing.
Other companies doing it for years.
- That time I did not.
We must be. The clock is ticking.
I have to chase them.
Stop.
I have been here before.
Maybe in another life.
Perhaps in a battle.
Here you have previously
certainly played with Kenny.
Want a ride?
- No, not required.
Are you in learning? You do
little old for support wheels.
Are you here to insult me?
- Au contraire.
I'm on my way home.
- That joke you.
How about this?
- From the road, blocking your way.
I'll give you a lift
and I will teach your bike.
Why?
- I want to sleep with you.
My father would be addressing you.
- He certainly would lynch me.
No, I like you.
- Me too.
Therefore we should not see each other.
- Why not?
You take things seriously, not really.
What does that mean?
And then this hat?
Of course I'm serious.
- What then?
I have "Save the whales,
win a prize "was established.
Well, what do you think of this?
I'm going to face the General.
I do not want them war toys
make. I would convince him.
Are you really?
- No, yes, really. Maybe.
See? You're hopeless.
- Wait.
If I can convince him,
I can then pick up those wheels?
Why is a plane so big?
Because someone has to fit into.
And if you do not need a pilot?
If you can control them remotely?
In the shop we saw
toy airplanes.
Suppose we have a toy plane
made with lethal fighting force.
Airplanes with remote control?
- You saw those kids in the arcade.
Their coordination is better
than that of any driver whatsoever.
Children who can drive.
Only the weapons are missing.
We charge the cost back from 450
million to $ 5000 each.
Since I am talking about. The army
today is too expensive.
I'm talking about a cheap army,
the army of the future.
You can not do without armed forces,
so it should be affordable.
Small tanks, planes
and helicopters.
A small army
with deadly weapons.
For the price of a bomber
I make one million small planes.
And I guarantee you,
which are not visible on the radar.
One guy flew a Beech
Utility to Red Square.
Beechcraft. With a Beechcraft,
not a Beech Nut.
Beechcraft, Beech Nut.
What does it matter?
So he flew to the Red Square.
Think of those children who were playing.
Them does not matter
whether real or fake.
For them it's a game.
War without conscience.
A brilliant concept. I will
like a phoenix from the ashes.
I, the greatest military genius
ever.
Tomorrow we build the smallest armada
in the history of mankind.
Make sure you always
a rocket at you.
This is just the temptation of Barbie.
This model is well filled.
- Only the strongest will that piece.
Great.
- Can I have a word with?
Of course, step.
- Go on, Owen.
For once in my life I ...
Just look out your caps.
We drive through.
You must stop. You may not
failure to stop after an accident.
Always get out after a collision.
It's a big mistake
if we make war toys.
We have a tradition of humor,
what Daddy started.
And we put that line on
with Duizel Helm.
War Toys is wholly incompatible
in our philosophy.
I can not support.
- You're absolutely right.
About ducks crossing
Absolutely right.
I thought it was a good idea,
but it takes too much time.
It would be too difficult
something totally new to create.
Then you rowing against the tide.
You need to keep traditions.
So I think there also.
- Hallelujah and goodbye.
I want a place for myself
for some ideas.
I want to play a bit.
- I would also like it.
No admittance
How are you?
- Fine. I need more space.
Fine, go ahead.
- Thank you and goodbye.
I have some space.
It will be tight here.
Even a tiny bit of space.
This is very good puke.
Except this one.
There is some carrot
and a pea for more attention.
You're right.
It should be stronger.
Our budget for new toys
halved by your uncle.
No money for peas and carrots?
This is a classic.
No it is not fun, but scary.
- No one would buy.
Spaghetti is cheap.
- That you will not often encountered in vomit.
Have you ever eaten at the Pasta Barn?
Maybe we need to
nausea international search.
Latvian what Asians like?
This vomit is very ethnocentric.
- For example Teriyaki Kots.
That's Bavarian notes.
- Interesting, but it is too much.
That tickles, that's wrong.
- It's like Braille.
It focuses on men.
This is a puzzle attack.
This is fun.
That's for the beer festival,
with bratwurst. The Blaagbraak.
How was the test?
- 90 percent. Highly recommended.
And the laugh factor?
- Direct.
We are at work.
- What is this?
This is a Tofu Toss.
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