Toys Page #3

Synopsis: An eccentric toymaker's last wish is that his brother takes over the running of the business. The brother is a military General, and is out of touch with toymaking, and out of touch with reality too. The business should really have been given to Leslie, who was much more like his toymaking father. When the General starts making weapons instead of toys, Leslie decides to take action.
Director(s): Barry Levinson
Production: Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment
  Nominated for 2 Oscars. Another 10 nominations.
 
IMDB:
5.0
Metacritic:
40
Rotten Tomatoes:
27%
PG-13
Year:
1992
118 min
893 Views


This is fun.

You have no lip.

- I am doing.

That is an uncertain face.

- The sight of two people ...

Themselves may not.

- That's not bad.

But when they kiss ...

- Knocked their teeth.

They bite down.

- And then they feel bad.

Then the net

two lizards in the Sun

That's it.

- That is attractive.

That's the kind of face

what you whistle.

I have not laughed so much at times.

- Have you ever laughed so ...

Did you know?

- Ok, cut it up.

These are fun. Stick your finger in it.

Not afraid.

These are so funny.

Why are bodily funny?

Where are we going?

- The town.

I want to see what the competitor.

- Good plan. I will go back.

You okay, Dad?

- No problem.

I'm practicing.

- What?

Leslie breaks out here

and then we sing together.

In the ladies' room?

- The acoustics are great.

Do you hear?

- I understand two of you do not.

We love singing and dancing. He

makes jokes that make me laugh.

And then we eat.

Would you try?

- Rather not.

Everyone here sounds good. Really.

Try that anymore.

Leslie find fun?

I'm so glad you appreciate him.

Perhaps a duet better.

Maybe your voice sounds

than acceptable.

Good shot.

Good boy.

Tankschutter, you play along?

- You go first.

Let's see if I still can.

500 points helicopters, tanks 300.

Penalty?

- 1000 for a UN truck.

A heavy penalty.

Give me a quarter.

I have to stop him.

- Well, here we go.

Like ever.

This brings me back

way back to my youth.

1000 penalty

because the UN truck hit.

F***ing UN.

They have no business.

They always walk in the road.

I'll get those bastards do.

UN soldiers in white cars.

I almost hit a tank.

I do not want the UN there.

There is another. There he goes.

Did you see that?

How do you feel?

- Dizzy.

Great name.

We call it the Duizel Helm.

What do you think?

- This was a topper.

Are you serious?

- Absolutely. I did not know where I was.

Very nice. I thought

I fell and I was seasick.

This is just a prototype.

- This is one of your best creations.

In another tape

you have a different experience.

You can travel great

without losing your luggage.

Dad would be proud of you.

- Thanks, Al.

Laugher.

But this is uncomfortable.

- This should also be in your ear.

Would you again?

- Sure.

Something we have not. I ask for

war toys and I get nothing.

Other companies doing it for years.

- That time I did not.

We must be. The clock is ticking.

I have to chase them.

Stop.

I have been here before.

Maybe in another life.

Perhaps in a battle.

Here you have previously

certainly played with Kenny.

Want a ride?

- No, not required.

Are you in learning? You do

little old for support wheels.

Are you here to insult me?

- Au contraire.

I'm on my way home.

- That joke you.

How about this?

- From the road, blocking your way.

I'll give you a lift

and I will teach your bike.

Why?

- I want to sleep with you.

My father would be addressing you.

- He certainly would lynch me.

No, I like you.

- Me too.

Therefore we should not see each other.

- Why not?

You take things seriously, not really.

What does that mean?

And then this hat?

Of course I'm serious.

- What then?

I have "Save the whales,

win a prize "was established.

Well, what do you think of this?

I'm going to face the General.

I do not want them war toys

make. I would convince him.

Are you really?

- No, yes, really. Maybe.

See? You're hopeless.

- Wait.

If I can convince him,

I can then pick up those wheels?

I will think about it.

Why is a plane so big?

Because someone has to fit into.

And if you do not need a pilot?

If you can control them remotely?

In the shop we saw

toy airplanes.

Suppose we have a toy plane

made with lethal fighting force.

Airplanes with remote control?

- You saw those kids in the arcade.

Their coordination is better

than that of any driver whatsoever.

Children who can drive.

Only the weapons are missing.

We charge the cost back from 450

million to $ 5000 each.

Since I am talking about. The army

today is too expensive.

I'm talking about a cheap army,

the army of the future.

You can not do without armed forces,

so it should be affordable.

Small tanks, planes

and helicopters.

A small army

with deadly weapons.

For the price of a bomber

I make one million small planes.

And I guarantee you,

which are not visible on the radar.

One guy flew a Beech

Utility to Red Square.

Beechcraft. With a Beechcraft,

not a Beech Nut.

Beechcraft, Beech Nut.

What does it matter?

So he flew to the Red Square.

Think of those children who were playing.

Them does not matter

whether real or fake.

For them it's a game.

War without conscience.

A brilliant concept. I will

like a phoenix from the ashes.

I, the greatest military genius

ever.

Tomorrow we build the smallest armada

in the history of mankind.

I, Helen Leland Zevo.

Make sure you always

a rocket at you.

This is just the temptation of Barbie.

This model is well filled.

- Only the strongest will that piece.

Great.

- Can I have a word with?

Of course, step.

- Go on, Owen.

For once in my life I ...

Just look out your caps.

We drive through.

You must stop. You may not

failure to stop after an accident.

Always get out after a collision.

It's a big mistake

if we make war toys.

We have a tradition of humor,

what Daddy started.

And we put that line on

with Duizel Helm.

War Toys is wholly incompatible

in our philosophy.

I can not support.

- You're absolutely right.

About ducks crossing

Absolutely right.

I thought it was a good idea,

but it takes too much time.

It would be too difficult

something totally new to create.

Then you rowing against the tide.

You need to keep traditions.

So I think there also.

- Hallelujah and goodbye.

I want a place for myself

for some ideas.

I want to play a bit.

- I would also like it.

No admittance

How are you?

- Fine. I need more space.

Fine, go ahead.

- Thank you and goodbye.

I have some space.

It will be tight here.

Even a tiny bit of space.

This is very good puke.

Except this one.

There is some carrot

and a pea for more attention.

You're right.

It should be stronger.

Our budget for new toys

halved by your uncle.

No money for peas and carrots?

This is a classic.

No it is not fun, but scary.

- No one would buy.

Spaghetti is cheap.

- That you will not often encountered in vomit.

Have you ever eaten at the Pasta Barn?

Maybe we need to

nausea international search.

Latvian what Asians like?

This vomit is very ethnocentric.

He is clearly a white man.

- For example Teriyaki Kots.

That's Bavarian notes.

- Interesting, but it is too much.

That tickles, that's wrong.

- It's like Braille.

It focuses on men.

This space is currently down?

This is a puzzle attack.

This is fun.

That's for the beer festival,

with bratwurst. The Blaagbraak.

How was the test?

- 90 percent. Highly recommended.

And the laugh factor?

- Direct.

We are at work.

- What is this?

This is a Tofu Toss.

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Valerie Curtin

Valerie Curtin (born March 31, 1945) is an American actress and screenwriter. more…

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