TPB AFK: The Pirate Bay Away from Keyboard Page #6

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-I can't force you to sign.

-No, you can't.

-But you've been served.

-Who are you?

-I'm the subpoena server.

-Can I see your ID?

Can I see the last 4 digits, please?

-You should quit smoking.

-Do I smell?

This is stressful for me, too.

-Does it feel bad to do this?

-Kind of.

-But they pay you well?

-No.

-Why do you do it?

-It's my job.

Do you have kids? Then I

understand, but get a better job.

I've been thinking about that.

-Is this from Danowsky?

-I don't know what it's about.

-So you don't know where it's from?

-Holland.

-Okay. Good luck.

-Thanks. Likewise.

-He's got a great job.

-I feel sorry for him.

I don't. He's like a meter maid.

Did you see the debate on TV?

A young girl said: "This is not about

young people wanting to commit crimes."

"They just have

a different consumption pattern."

"They just want to consume

movies and records that way."

"It's horrible to hunt them.

The market must adjust instead."

Life is cooler

than the internet.

That's probably a really

radical opinion around here.

After the cold war

they had to invent enemies-

-that you couldn't even kill.

Terror, piracy and drugs.

It's obvious that PRQ

has had customers-

-that some say are connected to

terror, piracy and drugs.

That can't be denied.

I guess all three of them at the

same time for one single customer.

You mean Gottfrid Svartholm Warg!

He's a pirate and a junkie.

And when you talk to him

you get a little scared.

You could say he's a Taliban.

I'm back from Cambodia.

I've been there for a month.

I've been really worried

about Gottfrid's health.

I don't want to talk

too much about...

He hasn't been using stuff

constantly.

It's been every now and then.

When he has a deadline.

He gets stressed by his work

when something has to be done.

So then he does

a whole lot of drugs.

I just couldn't stand by and watch.

I've seen friends struggle

with drugs before.

And it's... What can I say?

It's tough.

It's not something you want

to see a friend go through.

-What are we gonna do?

-Crush racism!

-When?

-Now!

-When, when, when?

-Now, now, now!

-What are we gonna do?

-Crush racism!

Brokep/Peter is a f***ing

vegetarian leftist b*tch ass bastard.

But he's got balls because

he's in the Pirate Bay?

-He's giving all the interviews.

-He's still a b*tch.

He does it because of ideological

p*ssy-inflicted instincts.

He needs to look himself in the ass

and take his own life in his hands.

If he's had a beer or two, he becomes

the most annoying person on earth.

The problem is he takes a

couple of beers at least everyday.

Isn't there some connection

to right-wing parties in Sweden?

Carl Lundstrm,

one of the co-defendants-

-was a right-wing extremist before.

He founded a lot of crap.

But in the end-

-he married a Jewish girl.

He has four kids.

To call him a right-wing extremist

was correct 10-20 years ago.

Now I wouldn't say that.

If Carl Lundstrm

is xenophobic then so am I.

Every time I've been beaten or

robbed, it's been by immigrants.

And I don't mean seventh-generation

Finnish immigrants.

I mean these

dirty f***ing immigrants.

What can I say. He's stupid

when it comes to things like that.

He has never thought for himself.

He just says what his parents say.

He's an alcoholic racist a**hole.

-But I still love him.

-And you know what?

All the emails in the Pirate Bay

trial comes from Anakata.

Anakata the don't-know-how

to-f***ing-encrypt-his-computer!

Even Peter and I encrypted

our emails. But Gottfrid didn't!

Gottfrid is the stupidest person

in the entire history of IT.

Yeah, the Pirate Bay is really tight!

I have no batteries left.

I'm surprised there are no cameras.

-Yes, today is the last day.

-Finally! I'm going home.

-You can throw them away.

-You've been served anyway.

Is this gonna come on YouTube?

-You can throw them away.

-You do it.

-You can't force me to take them.

-You've been served.

It was you who dropped the papers.

Come on!

I want to sleep.

Sabaidee!

When I get acquitted tomorrow

I'm going to sue them for millions.

Billions! At least!

We can't be worse than they are with fantasy

numbers. I landed in Sweden on Saturday.

I'm helping out with the new Leaks

project's servers in the server hall.

Everybody has left WikiLeaks

except for Julian and maybe Anakata.

Because he's like

in love with Julian.

F***! Blink if you're gonna

turn, you f***ing anus!

Goddamnit!

-How are you?

-I'm fine.

Nice to see you again.

You're good?

Do these people know what's

happening in your life today?

-No.

-Not even your wife?

Yes.

I don't know. For Fredrik it's easy.

He can just avoid going home.

What do you mean? I don't have

any plans on going home.

I really don't know.

I don't have a clue.

I'm hesitating. But I won't

accept a conviction.

I can serve a prison sentence.

But why do it if I don't have to?

There's really no reason

for you to do that.

Look around. Why shouldn't I

stay here for 5 years?

You can't go to jail for something

you haven't done.

Political exile is what it's about.

I don't want to become a martyr.

But I don't think I'll be convicted.

Knock on wood... But we'll see.

Cheers!

Beer man!

Are you going to get drunk

from happiness or sadness?

Can I tell you in 12 minutes?

Hey! The internet just synched up!

I think it's an omen.

Stop lagging!

"If TPB founders are acquitted, it's

a victory for internet freedom."

Check out my eye infection!

"The pirate Gottfrid Svartholm Warg

handed in a medical statement."

Gottfrid Svartholm was "sick".

"...was shortened but the damages

were raised." We're convicted.

We're convicted. Domstol.se. It's Spam.

Copy the link.

The link underneath!

"The Court of Appeal considers the

defendants' contribution proven."

"Fredrik Neij is sentenced

to 10 months, Peter Sunde 8"-

-"and Carl Lundstrm to 4 months."

-What about Gottfrid?

-He's not in the case.

Right.

The damages went up

from $4,5 million to $6,6 million.

Well... We lost.

F***ing idiots.

I'm calling my mom.

Hi. I just wanted to say that they

gave us a shorter sentence.

But we're appealing.

I just wanted to call and

tell you that. So don't be worried.

I have 59 pages I have to read.

Okay, great. Take care.

F***ing idiots.

-The internet just died!

-Goddamnit! Yes, it did.

F***ing Windows crap!

The statute of limitation is 5 years.

They can't issue an international

warrant of arrest.

I can sit here and jerk off

for 5 years. And I will.

Are you gonna masturbate

for 5 years? In one go?

I'll do it on and off.

This means that

the internet is criminalized.

They label the internet as a place where

crimes are committed. "Close it down."

We're not even on BBC or CNN yet!

That irritates me! Come on!

I guess we have to live with the fact

that we're not important anymore.

-The Bay!

-When does the internet come back?

Maybe in 2 hours. If we're lucky.

Ladies and gentlemen, dear friends.

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