Trail of the Pink Panther
- PG
- Year:
- 1982
- 96 min
- 357 Views
He's going in.
Inspector!
Chief Inspector.
Hail to the chief.
Come right in.
Good to see you.
Your disguise
I'm sure you will be pleased.
Inspector Clouseau is here!
- Chief Inspector.
- Chief!
I saw some
very interesting noses.
Those noses over there
are for the amateurs.
I have some
in my private stock.
You always did
have a nose for noses.
How are you?
I'm sorry. Our Valentine Day
stock isn't ready yet,
but we have
some beauties here for you.
Let's try this one first.
Here's a marvelous one.
All right.
Can we get that on there?
- What do you think of that?
- Wait. Yes.
I call this one
"The Way We Were."
Do you like it with the profile?
It's from our Streisand line.
You like it?
I don't like it, either.
Sorry, I almost
took your nose with that.
Let's try...
what are you doing?
Come over here.
Let's try this one now.
I think you will like this one.
It's very suitable for your face.
It fits in with your lines.
What do you think of that?
I call this one
"Wino and Roses."
Did you notice that...
don't you agree?
I'm particularly proud
of the enlarged pores.
Look at this one right here.
I wasn't crazy about it, either.
We will try something else.
- Something...
- Something's missing.
- How about that?
Does that supply it for you?
That's very nice.
There is a nose, Auguste.
That is a nose.
You have a nose for noses.
Get the wigs.
I always can tell immediately
I see the nose.
We call this one
our "Inky-dinky-doo."
That's from
our Inky-dinky-doo line.
What do you have
to go with this?
We will find something.
This will keep you very warm.
This has
a nice effect with that.
- That is too legal.
- Too legal.
- I want something sort of...
- Here's something illegal here.
Leave it to Dr. Balls!
Auguste!
Look at what you've done.
- You like it?
- You're a genius!
- We need...
- Something.
Something is missing.
I know what's missing.
Here are some teeth
on the house.
Let me see how they look.
Perfect!
- Look at this!
- You are a genius at your art!
My dear boy!
He's still inside.
What do you want us to do
when he comes out?
Follow him.
Martha!
Come down and wrap
the Chief Inspector's purchase, please.
I've recently been doing
something very daring in a stump.
Arm and leg. Only 900 francs
for the complete kit.
It has been my experience that,
in an emergency,
a stump can get in the way.
Martha, you remember
Chief Inspector Clouseau?
I never set eyes
on this gentleman before.
Good evening, Martha.
That is because your husband
is a genius, madame.
Wrap these up, please.
I want that nose to go with it.
- Impossible.
- Money is no object.
That is absolutely the ugliest nose
I have ever seen in my life.
It is so revolting,
it is a masterpiece.
It is also Martha's own nose.
My compliments, madame.
It suits you.
Thank you, Chief Inspector.
Thank you.
I will get your bill.
My God, Auguste,
what have you done?
The left heel
which gives
added height and authority.
But the real secret
is in the right heel.
is caused by a built-in spring
which digs into the ankle,
causing excruciating pain.
Very realistic, don't you think?
Remarkable.
How soon can I have a pair?
I can have them ready
for you by Wednesday.
Thank you very much, madame.
Auguste, my sincere thanks,
and to you, madame.
You like the hand?
I'll pack them up with the shoes.
We're having a hand sale.
It will come in handy for scratching
in case you have any hand jobs.
We will see you soon,
Inspector.
- Chief.
- Chief Inspector. Good-bye.
We'll see you soon.
Good-bye.
Oh, my God!
I've never...
I can't...
I've never been in such pain!
Shall I kiss it
and make it better?
It's not that bad!
And, so for the third time
the world's largest cut diamond,
the famous Pink Panther,
has been stolen.
Since the reign
of Akbar the Magnificent
in the early 12th century
until the recent bloodless coup
of the former colonel,
now president, Sandover Haleesh,
the Pink Panther
has been the symbol of continuity
of the Kurfili, the ruling family
of the tiny Middle East nation
of Lugash.
- Princess Dala...
- Yes?
- Send him right in.
...current military regime,
who have kept the gem
under the tightest security...
I came as soon as I got
your message, Commissioner.
- I commend your promptness.
- Thank you.
You have heard
of the theft in Lugash?
The Pink Panther.
Yes, of course.
It is in all the papers.
Soon, I imagine,
they will be sending us
a request for assistance
in catching the criminals.
I have already received
such a request
from the president
of Lugash personally.
I see. How many men
did the president ask for?
Only one...
Inspector Jacques Clouseau.
Clouseau?
See that he is
on the next plane.
Of course.
But, Commissioner,
don't you think that someone
more conventional would...
not to take anything
away from Clouseau...
but, in view of the tense situation
in the Middle East...
I am aware of the tense situation
between you and Clouseau.
However,
Lugash has requested Clouseau,
and Clouseau they will have.
Your finger's in my ink.
What's he doing in there?
Hello!
Nice weather we are having.
I had hoped
we had finally laid to rest
your obsession
with Inspector Clouseau.
So had I, Doctor.
Something has happened
to bring on this relapse?
No, not something.
Someone.
The one.
No, perhaps you're right.
Something.
He is a thing.
- Clouseau?
- Yes, Clouseau.
Your compulsion
to kill Clouseau... is it also back?
Yes, right back.
The thought of a world without
Clouseau fills me with delight,
like a summer
with a thousand Julys.
It intoxicates my soul with...
- Your eyes.
- What?
"Intoxicates my soul
with your eyes."
You lapsed into the lyrics
of You Go to My Head.
I did?
I apologize.
Never apologize
for Cole Porter.
Besides, your subconscious
has confirmed what we already know.
That Clouseau
has got into my head.
Precisely.
How do you suppose you are
going to get him out of there?
I don't know.
I don't suppose.
You are supposed to suppose
and give me all the answers!
The commissioner
wants him in Lugash.
Let the commissioner handle it!
I don't want to know.
I don't want to be there.
I want to be here with you.
What are you thinking, Doctor?
It wasn't Cole Porter.
It was Gillespie and Coots.
The deputy commissioner
to see you.
The commissioner?
Send him in immediately.
Come in, Commissioner.
I want to discuss
the Pink Panther robbery.
I am at your service,
Commissioner.
Allow me to offer you
a small cigar.
Swine cigars. Pay no attention
to them whatsoever.
Let them roll.
Read this most carefully.
Give me your opinion.
I will read my opinion
and give you yours most carefully.
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