Trail of the Pink Panther Page #2
- PG
- Year:
- 1982
- 96 min
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- Do you have a light?
- In the top left-hand drawer.
I'm dancing in the rice
Just dancing in the rice
What a wonderful feeling
I'm... happy in the rice
Always happy...
Allow me.
Excuse me.
Clouseau called. He wants me
to take him to the airport.
Then take him.
Let the president of Lugash worry
about his blood pressure a while.
- He's not going to Lugash.
- What?
He's booked
on the 12:
15 flight to London.He suspects the Phantom
to be responsible for the robbery.
He said that since Sir Charles
lives in England...
in the south of France.
Yes, sir.
Shall I tell him?
Don't bother.
He would just say, "I know that."
Trying to talk sense to Clouseau
is like Einstein trying
to explain relativity to a "minkey."
Does Sir Charles know
you're coming?
No, I want it
to remain a surprise.
What's wrong?
Your pop-out lighter
is refusing to pop out.
It's supposed to
pop out automatically
when it reaches
a specific temperature.
What exactly is this
specific temperature?
I don't know.
You should have checked
with the factory.
It is obvious
that this pop-out lighter
has reached this
specific pop-out temperature
and is refusing to pop out.
First rule for the car owner...
know your automobile.
But it is your automobile.
I know that,
but it is not my pop-out lighter.
If it were, I would know
the specific pop-out temperature.
Clouseau was trying
to fix the lighter.
He's sure that someone
planted a bomb in the car.
I mean, could have done that.
and said he was arriving in disguise.
Disguise?
What kind of disguise?
Disguised as what?
Didn't say.
How are we going to tell
how to look for him?
- Don't bother.
- Thank you.
Ladies and gentlemen,
this is your captain speaking.
Please return to your seat
and fasten your seatbelt.
There is turbulence ahead.
Thank you.
Yes, very good trip.
Morning, sir.
Enjoy your trip?
Yes, yes.
Thank you.
- Thank you.
- Morning, madame.
- Can I help you?
- Thank you.
Inspector Clouseau,
I'm Drummond from Scotland Yard.
I am Henri Botot,
mustard salesman from Dijon.
Can I give you a lift,
Monsieur Botot?
That would be
very kind of you, Mr. Yard.
- Drummond.
- Pardon?
- Scotland.
I have some relations
who are from Scotland.
My grandmother
on my father's side.
It is the night of moons
on the night of Gladez.
Inspector McLaren,
this is Monsieur Botot...
From Dijon.
How do you do?
I was just telling Sergeant Yard
about my father-in-law's sister
on my sergeant's side.
You go round the back.
At last.
My own house,
my own swimming pool.
My own 38-23-38.
Telegram.
Read it to me.
"Dear Chief Commissioner,
happy birthday.
Hope you enjoy
the 3,000 pounds of Jell-O."
3,000 pounds of Jell-O?
There must be some mistake.
Where would I put
3,000 pounds of Jell-O?
Besides, only Clouseau
would be stupid enough
to send me
3,000 pounds of Jell-O.
Hello, yes?
This is Inspector Drummond
of Scotland Yard.
I know it's late.
I hope I didn't wake you up.
It's quite all right.
In fact, you did me a favor.
Who is it?
What can I do for you,
Inspector?
It's about Inspector Clouseau.
Ml5 called and reported
that Libyan agents heard a rumor
an assassination attempt
against Clouseau.
Really?
Who else wants to kill him?
I mean, who is behind it?
We don't know, but it comes
from a reliable source.
We've told Clouseau,
but he just laughed and said...
Finger.
When it's Clouseau,
he could mean anything.
- Do you know what time it is?
- Will you shut up?
No, not you.
- Where is he now?
- At his hotel.
back to Paris
until we verify this rumor
one way or another.
Under no circumstances
allow him to go to Lugash.
Do you have for me
the message?
- You want a massage?
- If you have one for me, yes.
Why don't you try Tokyo Lil
at the end of the block?
Ask for Passionflower Shirley,
the Yokohama Butterfly.
- Why should I do that?
- You want a massage, don't you?
Yes, but I want it from you.
- Sir, I don't give massages.
- You gave me one this morning.
You're mistaken.
Don't you try the tricks Anglais
with me, monsieur.
I received a message
this morning
from Inspector Quinlan
of the Yard of Scotland.
- The message!
- You gave it to me!
Message.
You mean "message."
I know what I mean,
you lunatic.
Do you or do you not
have for me the message?
No, sir.
For you there is no message.
Grouse-Moor Hotel.
- Inspector Clouseau.
- Leaving?
He just went up
to his room. I'll ring.
Thank you.
Yes? This is
Chief Inspector Clouseau.
Turn your bed down, sir.
Where are you?
Can you hear me?
Yes? You were saying?
Idiot! Can you hear me?
Now then... what was that
you were saying?
Your message!
Your phone.
To the airport, my good man,
and drive like the wind.
Right, sir.
I knew that.
I've got a headache.
I don't want to hear another word.
Every time you get mixed up
with Clouseau...
- That's enough!
- What are you doing?
- What does it look like I'm doing?
- You can't.
The same thing I've been doing
every morning for the last two years.
You can't!
I'm sick and tired of you telling me
what I can do and what I can't.
Suit yourself.
I hope you like
the new pool cover you ordered.
I think you made
a mistake, Colonel.
Wrong, and never call me
"Colonel," Colonel Bufoni.
I am now your president
and I am infallible.
It says so
in the new constitution.
That you wrote yourself
when you were still a colonel.
You were a captain,
which you could soon become again.
Yes, Mr. President.
It's just that sending for Clouseau...
...was a stroke of genius.
He found the Pink Panther before.
He will find it again.
Possibly.
And then?
Then... the grateful people
President Haleesh, with praise
and honor and their daughters.
And the insurance companies
which have already paid
our government's claim
of $12 million
for the theft of the Pink Panther...
what will they shower you with?
Why didn't you mention this
before I sent for Clouseau?
You didn't tell me till now
that you'd requested assistance
from somebody else's
police force.
Maybe we can withdraw
the request.
Not we, Mr. President... you.
Only you can't.
Clouseau's plane, at this minute,
is winging its way to Lugash.
Perhaps he won't find
the Pink Panther.
Perhaps he won't reach Lugash.
- Colonel, you wouldn't.
- To save my president.
Do what you must, Colonel.
Just don't tell me about it.
The president's conscience
must be unblemished.
You understand
my meaning, General?
As the hand understands
the glove, O Great One.
Try to get control of yourself,
my friend.
Giving in
in this way is not healthy.
If I were healthy,
why would I be here, Doctor?
I was referring
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