Trailer Park Of Terror Page #2

Thank you, God.

Thou shalt be teamed with a...

- What do you f***ing want?

- Do you ever take a break,

- or are you always like this?

- I can take care of myself, okay, Michael?

I'm always like this.

- Yeah. You don't think it's sad?

I'll tell you what, computer boy.

If I smacked your geek head to the ground,

and then kicked your f***ing face in

until your whole goddamn queer body

stopped moving,

- that would be sad.

- Yeah.

Hey, that's enough!

Amber, you got something

you wanna add to the conversation?

Respect, people!

- Stop staring at my ass, Jason.

- No, I wasn't.

I don't know anything about your ass.

Whoa, whoa! Yo, Twinkie.

Haven't you noticed in the time

you've been here that, that one's taken?

- Hey, people!

- You got that?

- Yeah.

- Bathroom, soda, snacks.

Hey, hey. Hey!

Get inside. We gotta get back on that bus.

There's a storm coming. Come on.

Officer. How are you?

Just running hauls up in Cincinnati...

- Yeah.

I don't know why

he wanted to take that run.

Please be advised,

a line of severe thunderstorms are moving

across middle Tennessee,

northern Alabama and Georgia.

These storms are associated with strong

upper-level cold pressure systems...

Vertical Trinity. What's that about?

Dragging us up to the mountains

and trying to save our souls.

Something like that.

Hope you plan

on buying those snacks, son.

Yes, ma'am, he does.

Hey, pay the lady.

a severe storm warning

for the Tri-State area.

Travelers are well advised to seek shelter.

This is a dangerous storm

accompanied by heavy rain, high winds

and a strong possibility of tornadoes.

We are now getting reports of flooding

and landslides on Highway 24,

and the highway patrol has closed

the route until further notice.

Just great.

Travelers, please be advised,

a line of severe thunderstorms

are moving across middle Tennessee,

northern Alabama and Georgia.

That's some bunch of hell raisers

you got there, mister.

They're not as tough

as they like to pretend.

Nothing a good crack upside the head

wouldn't straighten out, huh?

No, no. At Vertical Trinity, we don't believe

violence is appropriate discipline.

These are decent kids, they really are.

They just need a little guidance, that's all.

I think what he's trying to say

is that we're f***-ups.

Language?

Start rounding up the others for me,

will you please, Bridget?

We're all about faith intervention.

By challenging these kids' limitations

and negative self-images,

we show them there's nothing they can't do

without faith and God's help.

Tell you what, while you keep on believing,

how about you reach in your wallet

and count me out the 20 bucks

for the porno rags your little angel lifted?

- They're really not bad kids.

- Yeah, and sometimes when I

turn my head just a certain direction,

I kinda think I look like Julia Roberts.

That ain't really worth a whole hell of a lot

in the rest of the world now, is it?

I guess not. Let's see here.

I think I can take this bypass here.

- You ain't serious?

- Why wouldn't I be?

That there road's hell in a storm.

And it ain't even real good

in the broad daylight, neither.

- He ain't from around here, is he?

- About 8 miles, the road comes to a "T,"

you wanna take a left,

and that'll take you up to the bypass.

All right, hey! You two got about

A full five more than you need, right,

minute man?

- Excuse you, Goth whore.

- Well, there's no excuse for you.

Hey, let's get a move on, troops...

- You know you want this.

- Yeah. Like leprosy.

I got her! Hey, Tiff!

Hey, Tiff. Hey! What are you...

Do you know

what I had to do to get this?

I think I have an idea.

I finally get some sh*t,

and you dump it all over the ground?

Jesus, Tiffany. Did you not get

anything out of this past week?

Yeah. A serious crave.

But thanks for helping me with that, mom.

You know what? The bus is leaving.

Let's go. Come on.

- Now.

- F***!

- Now.

- Man!

Jesus, this sucks!

Yeah. Do it. Do it. Do it.

Hey, yo, Pastor. We there yet?

For real, though. I just wanted to

thank you for this past week, man.

It was enlightening.

No, really.

I think you worked miracles, man.

In fact, you got a whole bus full of them.

But, no, seriously, though. I'm seeing

big changes, Pastor. Big changes.

I mean, take my man Michael here.

I mean, I think the dude's

actually starting to notice girls. Yeah.

Tiffany, I think she's just gonna

stick to smoking dope now,

instead of scoring the hard sh*t all the time.

Jason, he's laughing, man,

'cause he knows he's changed.

He's downgraded his shoplifting

just to soft-core porn now.

Which is good, 'cause the amount

he whacks off, he'll be blind within a year.

And my girl Bridget, yo, her days

of five guys all at once, they're done.

She's just strictly

a threesome kinda girl now.

Man. Her days of telling tall tales about her

messed-up childhood? Done. No more!

Take my old girl Amber.

I guess there's just some people

you can't save, you know what I mean?

- You know what, Alex? This is a process...

- Look out!

Jesus Christ.

Everybody all right? Anybody hurt?

My head. My...

- Oh, f***!

- Anybody have a signal?

- Looks like a dead zone.

- Nothing.

- There's no keys, nothing!

- Oh, God.

- I don't get it.

- Who leaves a truck

- in the middle of the damn road?

- It's f***ing weird, if you ask me.

Yeah, it is f***ing weird. I guess we'll

bow to your expertise in that department.

- F*** you!

- Hey, there's a sign!

What?

- "Trailer park." Let's go check it out.

- Dude, look at the sign!

- What?

- The thing is probably long gone by now.

- Let's go. Follow me. Come on.

No!

- Oh, yeah. That's a great idea.

We're stranded in a thunderstorm,

everybody head for the trailer park.

There won't be any freaks there.

But if there are,

at least we have the Lord on our side.

Hey, don't you think

someone should stay with the bus?

Bridget, wait up.

Come on, baby. Catch up.

Hey, there's a light!

- Hurry up.

I cannot believe

someone actually lives here.

Come on, guys.

Come on, let's get out of the rain now.

You two. Hey, come on.

Hello?

Anybody home?

Hello?

Hello?

We've had an accident.

We just need a phone.

Oh, ma'am.

Ma'am, we didn't mean to barge in, ma'am.

A man in my home.

- This is really awkward.

- And me still putting my face on.

Children? Goodness, children!

Oh, where are my frigging manners?

Come on in.

Sit! Sit. Sit, sit, sit!

Okay, I'm just gonna put my face on.

I'll be right back.

- If we could just use the phone.

- Phone? Why would I have a phone?

I still think somebody should have

stayed with the bus.

Let's just relax.

This woman might be able to help us.

How is she going to help us

if she doesn't have a phone?

Maybe she has a car.

Yeah. Maybe she's got a private jet

out back on blocks, too.

Alex, that's not helpful.

Maybe she got some ponies

we can all ride, one for each of us.

- Wouldn't that be fun?

- That would be nice.

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