Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Page #5

no one knows where it is.

But I do.

You're hot,

but you're ain't too bright.

There we go.

Oh, big son of a b*tch!

What are you looking at,

Slobberpuss?

Ah, what the--

This is a fricking

House of Horrors.

Hold on.

Is that the best

you got, huh?

Is that the best

you can do?

What are you doing here,

you little freak?

Ow, that's my eye,

you crazy b*tch!

You gotta talk now?

I... I seek knowledge of the Cube.

The Fallen demands me.

What knowledge?

You got the shot, I need the shot,

give me the shot, I need the shot.

Give me the shot,

they're gonna whack me,

I'm gonna be dead

without that shot.

Easy Warrior Goddess,

I'm just a little salvage scrap drone.

- Then I'm your worst nightmare.

- Ow, ow, ow, ow!

Hey, hey!

- What the hell was that?

- I'll tell you later,

just not on

open phone line, okay?

I'm gonna get on a plane right now.

I'll be there later this afternoon.

Just be careful, Sam.

And have any stranger giving you

anything suspicious to carry on today?

Yeah, a large box!

- No.

- Good.

Major, incoming SOS

from Autobots.

Multiple Decepticon contacts in motion.

Vicinity eastern United States, sir.

- Hansvin, how many?

- Unclear, sir.

Well, get clear.

Autobots on the move.

Splitting them into two teams, sir.

Unarching their course, somewhere heading

to New York and Philadelphia.

Full weapons deployment.

Wheels up in 20 minutes!

Flight Chairman

throughout West Beverly Hills.

M'amor (my lover), can I interest you

in Mayteam Zookeeper's Special?

Extra large supertees

with every known animal as a topping.

Basic lengths.

Only 18 inches of meat.

Oh, so you're a vegetarian.

Alright, it's cool. I am too.

Is Sam home?

Sam... I think he died but,

why don't we check?

- Here we are.

- Hey.

Have you had

a song stuck in yours?

It's like the worst song ever,

but you can't help

whistle it or sing it.

It's like, repeats itself,

repeats itself, repeats itself,

repeats itself, repeats itself,

repeats itself...

Kitten calendar, kitten calendar,

- kitten calendar, kitten calendar,

- Dude,

- kitten calendar, kitten calendar,

- What the F?

I know you're freaking out.

Don't freak out, don't freak out.

Easy fix. Puzzle, code, in my head.

Now it's on the walls.

Everything is good.

This is the part that--

Okay,

what were you saying?

Alice, I'm horrified you had

to see this. Let's go.

- Get out.

- What?

Wait, wait, wait.

C-Can I just sit and watch?

I-I'll eat my pizza quietly.

Sam, I knew there were

something special about you.

Really?

And I know you know

what happens

when two people

in the room get together...

they're genuinely amazing...

in bed.

- Thank you.

- No problem.

Alright, listen, hold on.

Boundaries. Flight on the plane.

Okay, I'm very ticklish.

- You have the need, Sam. Relax!

- Why?

Oh, jeez!

Uh, what about this economy?

It's crazy, isn't it?

- You are very aggressive.

- Just relax.

You want

some jerky meatloaf?

Sam?

S u B Z ~ V e R d i K [Kept to prevent duplicate files]

Mikaela.

Is that your girlfriend?

Ex.

Mikaela, wait...

I can explain every--

Sam, your bed-buddy, Alice.

What--

- It's coming!

- This is an alien robot.

- You gotta move. Just run.

- They're real?

Oh my God, I can't believe

I once had sex with her in my dream.

I can tell that you really

missed me a lot, Sam.

Look, it's not my fault, okay?

Listen, listen.

I'm a victim.

Oh, you were a victim?

Of what?

- Of what? A little 80-pound girl--

- Of--Of...

It's like getting humped

in the neck by a mountain ox.

You didn't have to put

your tongue in her mouth.

- I didn't.

- You did.

Look, you ever had your stomach tounged

by a mountain ox with a 5-foot tong?

It's not fun for me,

okay, Mikaela.

And it smelled like--like diesel.

Like a diesel he dinged to it.

You're such a little girl.

You have ten seconds

of silence, right now.

I'm not talking to you

for ten seconds.

No, you can't give me the silence.

You know what?

I'm not talking to you for ten seconds.

You have three seconds left.

You know, what?

You can give me the silence you want,

all you want but you can't

give me the talking...

W-What were you gonna say?

I hope you had a lot of fun

because this--

This is over!

Did she finally led you

to orbits?

You threw a broom?

She did it, she went in it?

...gestating in that inside of you.

You're going right now, bro.

You need to vomit right now.

Yak it, yak it.

- Right now!

- Who are you?

I am the only one who

everybody can spit, okay?

I'm the key to this.

Aliens; they want me

because of my site.

Whoa!

Run!

Mikaela!

Watch out.

We get in.

It's a bomb!

We gotta get

that box.

This way.

Hey, let me out,

let me out!

Oh my God,

you know to hot-wire a car?

- That's so hot.

- Drive, drive, drive.

She went there,

she went there!

W-wait!

They can....

Cut, cut, cut.

Oh God!

Kiss this, b*tch.

Drive, drive, drive,

drive, drive, drive.

Okay, so what else's

going right now, alright,

did you guys just mess

with the minor details?

Thing you saw back there.

That was a little babe.

Whoa!

Oh my God! Oh my God!

Sam!

- Sam!

- Hold on!

Hold on.

Sam!

I don't want to die!

We're going to die! Oh my God!

Oh, Jesus!

Oh, jeez!

Come here, boy.

Closer.

Okay.

- You remember me, don't you?

- I did what you said, okay?

- Just don't hurt us.

- Shut up!

Sam!

It feels good

to grab your first.

I am going to kill you,

slowly, painfully.

But first, we have

some delicate work to do.

I could snap your ribs off.

Doctor, examine

this alien specimen.

Sick of your face now.

Go that way.

A wormy that's crabby--

- Oh, there they are.

- That's what I'm seeing in my head.

These symbols can lead us

to the Energon source.

We must tear the brain!

Brain?

What does he mean by my brain?

Well, you have something

on your mind.

- Something I need.

- Hold on. I know you're pissed.

I know you're pissed.

Because I tried to kill you

and it's completely understandable.

Somebody tried to kill me,

I'd be upset too.

I think that

we have an opportunity here

to start a new and--and

develop our relationship,

and--and,

see where it leads us, okay?

So you just call

doctor inspection,

I'll let you talk

in five seconds.

W-Wait...

Go, go.

Go, go, go.

Sam!

Go, go, go, go!

Here he comes!

Hide, Sam!

Hide.

Weak.

Puny.

Voiced-up.

Junkyard drone.

Decepticons!

Come here, boy.

There is another source of Energon

hidden on this planet.

The boy can lead us to it.

Optimus!

Is the future of our race

not worth a single human life?

Op, get up!

You'll never stop at one.

I'll take you all alive.

Sam, where are you?

You are so weak.

At last, Prime is dead.

Sam, run.

Autobots, attack!

Bumblebee,

get them out of here.

This is Lennox.

That went well.

Lost the boy, Master.

The Autobots must be shielding

the signals.

- I can't even rely on you.

- Sorry. No.

What a simple insect!

- What insect amongst severed billion--

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