Transformers: The Last Knight Page #3

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there... like me.

Shut up.

Before I do some damage

you won't walk away from.

You will never

be optimus prime.

You talk too much.

Come on, man.

Million-year-old

legendary warrior

and you act like

a bunch of junkyard dogs!

You're starting

to piss me off!

Ay, chihuahua!

Come back here,

grimlock!

Turn around.

What do you got

in your mouth?

I swear,

i am wasting my time

protecting you.

Drop the cruiser right now!

I know you got

chief sherman's cruiser.

Drop it!

Serves you right.

Spit it out! Spit it!

Wow!

Don't eat cars.

Don't eat cars.

You get back in your hole

and think about what you did.

It's like

the Macy's Thanksgiving day

parade out here, Jimmy j.

You hired me from a want ad

in the Dakota penny ledger.

Think that comes

with a superpower?

That is a dinosaur!

An alien dinosaur!

That was not in the ad!

It tried to eat me

yesterday.

You want to go to

federal prison?

No, no, I don't want

to go to any prison.

Well, that's where

you're gonna go, okay?

'Cause you're aiding

and abetting.

I'm a fugitive, all right?

I'm the big boss,

you're my little crimey.

When you leave,

it becomes

the wild kingdom out here.

I don't know what to do.

I told you,

this is a junkyard.

They blend in

with other junk.

That's it.

You hired me to be

senior vice president

of worldwide operations.

Did I tell you that?

Yes, that's what you said.

I made that sh*t up.

Do not take this title away

from me, Cade.

This is not a startup, okay?

I don't do this sh*t

for money.

It's for the higher cause.

You don't do

this sh*t for the money?

What's wrong with you?

How you gonna eat?

What's he doing here?

Ugh! Here comes the

most irritating, annoying

transformer on earth.

Should I frag him?

What did he give you

to get past the gate?

Nothing!

Hey, Cade.

He gave him this.

I've never seen that

before in my life.

Come on, say it!

You wanted

the alien blaster.

You said a big gun

makes a big man.

Hey, you know human beings

lose their temper, right?

Don't you dare!

Hey, hey!

Come here!

The worst

senior vice president...

Stop it! Stop it!

Yeah, you're real tough!

What, you been working out?

I'm going to frag him.

Definitely frag him.

I heard that, hound.

Easy!

Oh, god. You always

resort to violence

right off the bat.

I love violence.

Daytrader!

The hell are you

doing here?

You find

our spaceship yet?

I'm getting tired of

hanging around here,

waiting to catch a bullet.

Carbon monoxide, and

perhaps a small gasoline

drinking problem

are gonna kill you

long before a bullet,

my corpulent comrade.

Back off!

Get out of my face.

Watch it! Guys, stop!

You want to throw

down with hound?

Tough guy, huh? Rude.

How about you trying to

carry all this stuff?

Look what

i found in buffalo.

Starscream's head,

ladies and gentlemen.

Look what I got.

New voice box for bee.

Is it gonna work

this time?

I only got

the good stuff, Cade.

Come on.

You hear that, bee?

You're gonna talk, buddy!

Get down, bee!

All right,

what else you got?

Where'd you get

that piece of junk?

A knight of iacon

talisman in this dump?

Nah, it's not real.

Is it? No, definitely not.

Hey, give it to me,

I'll take it off you.

You think I don't know

what the hell this is?

How valuable?

But I know it's something,

because it's got you

licking your chops,

you skank.

Words hurt, Cade.

There are exactly seven...

Count them.

Seven signs of

the apocalypse.

And that talisman

showing up here is

numero uno.

If that fancy

pancake was real,

I'd grab the spaceship

and blow

this dirtball planet.

All right, I'm gonna go

slather myself in oil.

Turn your back, drift,

if it offends

your sensibilities.

Now that is

something

you can't unsee.

I barely understand

what's coming

out of your mouth.

Hey! Hey, mister!

Oh, this isn't happening.

You cannot stay here, kid.

I got enough strays.

I'm not a kid!

I'm useful. I fix sh*t.

Yeah, good for you.

Better than anyone.

And I have a name,

you know.

It's Izabella.

Izabella with a z.

I don't care

if it's a z, an emoji,

or a dollar sign,

all right?

This is no place for...

Just go home. Please.

I don't got a home.

And they...

They just killed

the last thing that

i called family.

So no,

I'm not going anywhere.

I want to stay and

i want to fight them.

Them?

Let me tell you about them.

All right?

Them have infinite funding.

You can't fight them,

and you can't beat them.

All right?

They have the support

of the entire world.

You, you're a kid.

Why are you still

following me?

T!

First flames, dude! Whoa!

Hey! Mister!

Your trailer's on fire.

Whoa. Hey, corner.

Oh, my god.

Buddy! Oh,

I'm proud of you.

I know, but you gotta do it

outside now, okay?

You could burn

this whole place down.

I know, but you're coming

into your power now,

all right?

So you gotta blow

the flames... ah! No.

Terry, get me

a beer, will ya?

Hey, guys,

you gotta cut the crap.

You're tearing

everything apart.

Perfect delivery, buddy.

You gotta work on the pickup.

I still got him

in training.

What happened

to your family?

You first.

Oh, wife passed away.

Daughter's at college.

She might as well

be on the moon.

At least

she's still here, bro.

I go and visit her,

we both get arrested.

Is that bad enough

for you, "bro"?

Your turn, unless

you're too tough to share.

Decepticon fired a rocket.

Parents were home,

i wasn't.

No way

i was going to foster.

Hey, little guy.

You're heavy!

You gotta go.

You can't stay here.

I'm sorry.

Fine.

Fine.

I'll bounce in the morning.

Great. Look,

if you're hungry, I got

some frozen pizza burritos.

There might be some

smucker's in the fridge.

And tell everyone

where you are.

Hey, am I being blackmailed

by a 12-year-old?

Fourteen.

You know,

you're really missing out.

'Cause it's okay to

be a kid, little j-lo.

You think

you're a bad-ass, huh?

All right, tough guy,

i got a pop quiz for you.

Say you got

an inline energon leak

on a slant-6.

Don't get it fixed,

autobot's about to

bleed out.

You got 30 seconds.

Now, what are you

gonna do? Go.

All right. First of all,

transformers

don't have a slant-6.

That's a Chrysler engine,

like way back in

ancient history.

The late '60s are

not ancient history.

Yeah, but if I was

fixing an energon leak,

I'd cauterize the artery

and re-channel the central

flow into the... the...

The whatchamacallit,

the tube with the...

The doohickey thing.

Yeah.

Not bad.

Watch your mouth.

How long has this been here?

It's growing. Yeah.

Three meters a day.

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