Transporter 3

- And if they catch us?

There's a million bottle of booze in there .

Do you think they gonna miss one bottle?

The weather is with us, sir.

We arrive in port in couple of hours.

Very good.

- You're welcome, sir.

Oh man, I've never smelled anything like this.

Not even when you're in the crapper.

Or what?

Your sh*t smells like rose?

Look.

Come here.

I thought you said it was booze?

- It was at the papers.

Captain, we have breach in lower level.

Look.

Which section?

- 101

Take the wheel!

- Yes, sir.F***!

Guns and load!.

- Get the mask.

Holy shits.

- Take care of 'em.

Hello.

Morning.

- Passport, please.

Rough sea?

- The sea was smooth,

the party was a bit rough,

If you know what I mean.

Ibiza.

- Yeah,thanks.

When I was a kid, my father used to take

me fishing.

Never could figure out how he knew

where the fish were.

They were always exactly

where he said they would be.

Security check.

Do we look like a security risk?

Please step out of the car and bring your documents to the office.

My documents right here, sir.

- The computer "is" in the office.

Her too.

- She's sleeping.

With her documents.

- Okay, sure.

I think I bite.

Come on, you're gonna lose it.

Little closer, inspector,

little closer.

That's a big one!

go left, go left.

Don't let him go,

don't let him get away.

Getting closer!

[Laughing]

Go left, go left, go right!.

[Speaking foreign language]

do you need some help?

No, thank you.

I have been fishing in this water

since before you were born.

You're close inspector,

you're close.

You're gonna thing that we French had set

such a highly developed sense of humour.

With all due respect, the French

think Jerry Lewis is a genius.

Jerry Lewis is a genius.

Dean was a genius.

- No.

Dean just stood there with a drink

and a cigarette.

My point exactly, everyone

can fall down and get a laugh.

But how many people can do it, standing still

with a drink and a cigarette?

I'm afraid our there pleasure is

cut short.

There's a big mess in Marseille, some madman

driving an Audi at impossible speed.

Don't look at me.

This is the first place

chief told me to look.

But I will tell him you're

the perfect alibi.

As usual.

Tacorni.

Please!

- I'm sorry.

This is my first bite!.

- Yeah,yeah.

Please!.

- Yeah.

Stop the boat, come on!.

- No.

Come on,

Please!

What is the purpose of your visit,

Mr. Johnson?

Business.

- What kind of business?

Environmental protection.

Go.

- Thank you!

Mr Minister, the giving the opportunity dressed at the EU

conference

of environmental impact of on distribute

out of such mobile.

What is top in your list of priorities?

It is a short list with only one item:

'the environment and how to protect it. "

In the phase of increasing pressure for industries

to compete successful in global economy,

is that goal can sometimes come up

against some very harsh realities?

Not as harsh as a polluted

and inhabitable planet.

But gentlemen, if you'll excuse me now,

I have trees to save,

and industrialists to disappoint.

Your speech for tomorrow.

- Any good?

It's going to piss off a lot of people.

- Excellent.

Confidential.

Hello?

Mr. Minister.

Who is this?

My name is not important.

I have been put in charge with the negotiations

you are engage in with EGO Corp,

They should've a license

to do business in Ukraine.

You must be misinform mister,

of whatever your name is.

I've terminated the negotiations,

permanently.

I think you will reconsider that position once you have a

chance to study the documents in the envelope.

I'll be in touch.

Yes, there's been an accident.

Send an ambulance.

Track this phone.

Malcolm!

Malcolm!

I asked you for a price.

What is this?

I might not be interested

in taking the job.

This not well.

My boss said you're

the man for the job.

Your boss gets his facts wrong.

Two things

you should know about my boss.

He never gets his facts wrong,

He never takes 'no' for an answer.

Well, there's a first time for everything.

Well, not this time.

You don't wanna do this.

I don't think you're in a position

to tell me what I do, and what I don't wanna do.

You have ten seconds

to change your mind.

I give you five seconds

to remove your hand.

Malcolm!.

Malcolm!, can you hear me?

I said drop in anytime,

but I don't mean..

I had nowhere else to go.

- Just take it easy okay.

Get me away from the car.

Just to make you to be comfortable until the end of this..

- I don't want any ambulance.

You're gonna need a doctor.

You've been shot.

Not far from car!.

Relax.

Just stay calm.

You'll be fix up in no time.

He's inside.

Quick, it's serious.

Sir.

You wanna be careful removing him.

- Sir, we know our job, okay?

Sir, can you hear me?

The car ... No ...

If you hear me,

press my hand.

The car.

Am I in heaven?

Actually, you're in the bit of a sh*t.

You help me out of it?

That depends on how deep you're in.

Don't trust anyone.

Couldn't agree with you more.

Come on.

- No, don't leave the car.

What's so special

about the car?

Not the car ...

Wait!

I told you.

Don't trust anyone.

I told you.

I took the liberty

of bringing you the suit.

Especially when you're working, correct?

Correct,

but I'm not working.

You see boss, I told you.

Please Josh, your purchase is not very effective in

presenting our proposal for the first time.

Thank you.

As I were saying.

We came to you in good faith.

You said you were unavailable.

We contacted with the man whose the number

you gave us, and it proved to be uneffective,

And now, I'm left with unfinished business.

The way I see it,

your responsible.

I understand your point of view.

But I'm still unavailable.

Boss, can I say something?

Anyone else wanna say something?

Good.

Find me a smarter one.

You have three seconds to change your mind or

you're gonna be permanently unavailable.

One,

two ...

One condition.

I'm listening.

I drive my own car.

Deal.

In anticipation of your answer, we took the liberty

of bringing you a car lock.

Changed the oil, give it a tune up and

took out all the non-essential material.

Left the switch over licence plate, of them.

Replaced the GPS with one of

our own,pre-programme.

It's more efficient that way.

I was so insisted of using the best man

for this assignment.

We're playing a much larger game here.

Don't think of this as just another job,

think of it as a mission.

I'm so please to find we share the same

approach to our..

I make a deal

and that's the deal, just like you.

You don't like names, neither do I,

besides ...

Neither one of us has any interest

in what we paid to do,

beyond what we are paid to do.

Those are your rules, right?

You forgot one.

I work alone.

I thought you

might like the company.

I thought you wanted

me to complete the mission?

You're right, I do.

Wait!

What?

You wanna change the rules?

Every rule has an exception.

Let's make one for today.

You're the boss.

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