Transylvania 6-5000

Synopsis: Tabloid reporters Jack Harrison and Gil Turner are sent to Transylvania with two choices: find the Frankenstein monster or find new jobs. But before the jumpy journalists can dig up their big story, they must first face the horrors of an extremely clumsy butler, a nymphomaniac vampiress and a semi-mad doctor, as well as assorted mummies, werewolves and more Transylvanian oddballs. Can these two bumbling heroes unravel this monstrous mystery or are they in for some very scary surprises?
Director(s): Rudy De Luca
Production: Jadran Film
 
IMDB:
4.9
Rotten Tomatoes:
20%
PG
Year:
1985
93 min
433 Views


We go Jim, you have taken pictures

of buildings the whole trip, take one.

Alone you stay in the door.

Not I understand.

It is an abandoned chapel and

somebody stops the door.

It is well.

.Oh my God!

.Corre, runs,

look it is Frankenstein!

.Hay aliens using your body while you sleep?

-.Bien that say?

-.Sobre what?

- The movie, the thing that comes out of the door.

- Of fear.

-Did .Dnde take out that?

-I was, and nobody has seen it it is a sole right.

Oh non Gil, that thing is lie

to put their name in the newspaper.

And is .qu well?

He/she thinks of something better because

go to see this history.

-.Cual history?

- That of the monster.

No, no, I don't want to go.

Monster's .Historia?

Does .No want to leave?

Each that I give you a good track doesn't want

to leave, and if you leave you return with anything.

Not it is my blame.

-.Y what you make to my histories?

-Does .Qu make?

Not I can believe that we speak of this,

that such that of exploitation of works.

That of women working in you manufacture

of violation. And single era of violins.

- Let us make a mistake.

- You made a mistake.

- Violation also attracts.

- If it is a great attraction.

You hired me to elevate the one

journalistic level of this newspaper.

Mistaken, hire you for

to elevate the vocabulary level.

I want to maintain the journalistic level under.

Does .Porque believe that it assigns you to him?

- I am of your team.

- Mac, this is garbage.

I like garbage, the master, I need it.

Garbage is what sells newspapers.

He/she looks around to your,

garbage, garbage, garbage.

I don't have problems with the garbage.

Good boy. Return.

- When you speak to me you don't play me.

- I don't play you.

That you call to this, and that, I don't want

that you make this, especially this.

- I don't make that.

- In case that you think it to make.

They leave immediately.

That we have, airplanes, trains,

trucks .a where we go?

Transylvania.

.Por what? he/she should go to

Moscow, to the mean guides.

Transylvania, .bien!

Is .Dnde?

- Not I know, over there in some side.

-"Over there some side."

We will find it.

But it is worth, because I count with

the history of Frankenstein.

Do I sit down it, .ests counting with which history?

Frankenstein, does .lo remember?, very big...

Not I thought that it would be even with life.

You thought, you never think,

it was never alive.

It was a book, a movie,

it was not real and neither it is news.

I believe that it is it. They come to the one

monster and he/she resembles Frankenstein.

They give me headache.

Because you don't take yourself your pain it was,

but he/she returns with a history.

A fearful town, a crazy scientist, something.

Because if they return without anything...they are discharged.

Not you can say goodbye, I am your son.

Prove it.

- Well, well.

- Here the cassette is.

- Are not we leaving far with this .verdad?

- I love to go far.

Cannot .Porque be but as him?

.Vas to return with the history?

- If dad.

-Does .Lo see?

Listen to it, listen to it.

It makes sick me.

- Documentation, island of Easter.

- This is stupid.

Listen this both.

Next week I want a headed.

.Frankenstein lives!

I ARRIVING TO TRANSYLVANIA.

Not I understand, Paris, Rome had

a not well temporary one. And he/she looks at this.

Not it seems to be what said

your father, a fearful town.

Transylvania this...beautiful.

Laura doesn't leave far.

See to play with that ni.a.

Not I want, it is not of my age.

- It plays with her.

-.Porque would should of...?

Oh already knows because.

Excuse.

Hello.

I saw it seated in truck

and he/she will return but...

But you are very shy.

It is this way. But now I feel surer.

That well, then it will be but

easy to accept to be rejected.

Laura, I told you that you stayed fences.

Gil stops to play with Laura.

Is a pleasant ni.a, your .es?

.Americanos?

Welcome to Transylvania.

I Am Alcalde Lepescu.

Enjoy their purchases, their food

and our form of life.

And assure to assist the one

annual festival of the wine.

Known by the whole continent.

Well, we will be able to us

to make drunk, is .cundo?

Ma.ana begins, and it lasts

as you they say.

"Until the cows

leave home."

- Do I never say that, .y you?

- Never.

From time to time him

I say but I never say it.

If you want to know my

name he/she is Elizabeth Ellison.

I know it.

Elizabeth listens, I don't lodge

in this hotel, I am in another.

.Te can call for

to make something, to leave or to have dinner?

On purpose I am Jack Harrison, I sit down it.

- I like in knowing you.

- I like in knowing you.

Alone I will be in the town a couple of days.

Me also.

.Mami, where ours room?

There we go cari.o right now.

- It tolerates return.

- Ahead.

Hello, I want to ask him/her a question

between you and me nothing else.

.Sucede something here?

-.Quiere a woman?

- No, no, not.

Had .Ha some problem something extra.o?

.Extra .o? .Busca something daring?

Allow me to put it this way.

I have listened histories.

.Historias of us?

I mean...Frankenstein.

.Quien?

Frankenstein, do you know it .no?

- Frankenstein.

- If the monster.

.Ah that Frankenstein!

Has .ltimamente seen Frankenstein?

.Frankenstein?

Not I believe.

Alcalde.

Not bother Alcalde, please, not.

This man asks on Frankenstein.

.Frankenstein?

Frank Sinatra, in fact

he/she asked for Frank Sinatra.

Alone a ridiculous question.

-Had .Donde been?

-.Que all this is?

Anything alone I asked a simple question.

.Qu question class?

Ask on Frankenstein.

.Qu?

Frankenstein, ask for him.

.Estamos in the town 5 min.

and did you already ask that?

-.Crees that I hurry?

-.Tu what you believe?

I sit down it, I don't know it.

If, if, my friend joked,

it is an American joke.

No, wait.

Here it is Transylvania.

Does .No want to wonder of Dracula?

Such .Que the creature of the black lagoon?

Hear, we have Godzilla there behind.

- That this good one.

-Such .Que The Voracious Stain?

Hear they have not wondered

if this The Voracious Stain.

Incredible imbecile, we take 5 min.

and I am already the you make me laugh at Transylvania.

- They also laughed at my.

- With a lot of reason.

You go, bring them to me.

Thank you.

He/she looks, there the castle is.

.Tiene a thrilling aura?

I WE WILL OPEN UP SOON.

Thrilling .Aura?

.Donde my wallet is?

Can .Los help?

Hello he is Sr. Harrison

and I am Sr. Turner.

Oh if, they have been waiting for them.

Excuse.

Take off of there, silly.

Stupid idiot.

No, idiot.

Oh, is good, yes.

Good .verdad?

Not judge to the hotel for me.

Alone I am a speaking brute.

.Bruto speaker?

Is good .verdad?

It is comic.

It is comic.

Due.o wants them to eat.

- Speaking figuratively.

- Clear.

If they need something, my name is Fejos.

-.Feos?

- Fejos.

Does .Lo sit down your last name it is?

I sit down it I don't understand.

Not we speak to Transyl...

.Tenemos a book of sentences?

It is good.

It is good, very good.

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Rudy De Luca

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