Transylvania 6-5000 Page #2

Synopsis: Tabloid reporters Jack Harrison and Gil Turner are sent to Transylvania with two choices: find the Frankenstein monster or find new jobs. But before the jumpy journalists can dig up their big story, they must first face the horrors of an extremely clumsy butler, a nymphomaniac vampiress and a semi-mad doctor, as well as assorted mummies, werewolves and more Transylvanian oddballs. Can these two bumbling heroes unravel this monstrous mystery or are they in for some very scary surprises?
Director(s): Rudy De Luca
Production: Jadran Film
 
IMDB:
4.9
Rotten Tomatoes:
20%
PG
Year:
1985
93 min
433 Views


Is it good, .verdad?

- It is good.

- I believe.

My friends, we have been waiting for them.

- The mayor.

- If.

I am also due.o of the castle.

Many hats.

As the Americans they say...

..."Not there is anything bad with making money."

Suitcases.

Then we will eat but first

I will show them their rooms.

Am I able to them ense.ar, .si?

Well Fejos.

Allow me to show them their rooms.

Slowly.

Slowly.

Is it good, .verdad?

He/she has a million those.

- They will love it here.

- Care.

For you a juice

of orange, maybe one blue.

One of blueberry with apple,

the coffee not yet is clever.

This is a hotel of amusement, it is as...

...Disneylandia, but translated to Transylvania.

When I knew that they would come

I welcomed and...

...the opportunity to show

that there are not monsters here.

The only monster is

the receipt of the telephone.

.Espera a lot of business here?

As you they say

"We will bring them to blows."

- Radu.

- If, master.

He is Sr. Turner.

Hello, master.

And he is Sr. Harrison.

Hello, master.

Is a pretty boy .verdad?

It is part of the whole history.

For that reason I hire people

as him. And Fejos.

They have that certain one

spark of Transylvania.

We are clever to eat.

If, master.

I am occupied now.

Clever I need the orange.

-Does .Que want?

- The orange.

- Me the grasp.

- Me the grasp.

- Well.

- Well.

Alone I need three.

1, 2, 3...

...4, 5, 6.

- Now the plates.

- Me the grasp.

I cut the orange.

Your you don't cut anything.

Very then I help you.

.Qu this is?

It is lemon juice for the tea.

Go away, of my.

We have the sndwiches,

the butter.

And we have them here.

I know it.

If, master.

Not I am your master, your you are my wife.

I am your wife, master.

Retire Lupi, I don't tolerate the subordination.

Neither I, will retire.

.Me extra.aste?

Drop it.

- Allow me to help.

- I said you drop it.

- Well take it.

- I have it.

.Ahora what you go to make?

To give it to you.

.Para what this is?

It is for you.

- You are an unfortunate one.

- Now no longer.

-.Est well?

- Not be annoying.

Alone I want to make you everything

perfect, because you deserve it.

Once again, go away, not me

play, leave alone me.

Maybe later.

I will be naked when you return.

I eat lunch, masters.

Prepare everything me.

Does .Quieres cremate?

It is good.

Non thank you.

- Smell it.

- I smell it from here.

- It is fresh.

- Very fresh.

- Take off it.

- He/she smells well.

Does .No cremate?

Sugar.

-This is pleasant.

- Very pleasant.

Smell it, he/she smells, it is good.

It is good, he/she smells this.

He/she smells everything, he/she takes.

He/she smells the glass.

It is good.

- It is good.

- Very pleasant.

- You were put to the eye.

- Alone a little.

Make it again.

Telephone.

Transylvania 6 -5000.

It is for you mayor.

Hello.

The telephone bit me.

.Escuchaste the one of the one

does surgeon bother?

Does .Cirujano bother?

If, your you don't bother me,

I don't bother you.

It is comic. .Verdad?

Does .Que want?

- I have to make my work.

- Your work is mine.

- Not I have time.

- Your time is mine.

- I need the mints.

- Me the grasp.

- If.

- No.

Good-bye .Besito?

I will stay calientita for you.

- .Mentas, master?

- Non thank you.

- .Mentas, master?

- No.

Gentlemen, I fear that I should

to leave to the town but.

They feel in freedom of

to inspect the castle.

For sure they didn't find

spectra marauding.

-.Puedo to suggest something?

- You can, you are a baboon.

I go for the history,

to go to the town, to the newspaper, to the chapel.

Your face that and I stay

here to take a look.

The one, is made late.

Frankenstein.

I NEWSPAPER DE TRANSYLVANIA.

Hello.

.Hay somebody here?

This old chandeliers have

the tendency of falling.

.Quin you are?

I am the inspector Percek.

But the question is

.Usted that makes here?

- Let us find out that there was a novenario.

-.Un novenario?

Not it is here "Our Se.ora

of the Perpetual pain."

I should be in the church

mistaken, with permission.

If I work very hard, but he/she listens...

- I have free time.

- Not I have time.

And I wondered,

.Podemos to have dinner tonight?

-.Con who speak?

-Doesn't .Ya play?

.Tengo that to play?

Not it is courts to enter without playing.

I sit down it it interrupted the wind.

.Y what there is tonight?

.Oye that you make?

Play.

Do you have to wait for ".Quin it is?"

Now I have to wait that...

-.Cuanto more...?

- It was, it was.

You get a ni.era in the hotel.

I am for sure they have one.

Or if it is already capable it is already very big.

Do you have ".Quin to say it is?"

He/she waits one second,

is .Quin well?

- He/she waits to that leaves.

- Well.

I sit down it, Elizabeth

.ests there? .Hola?

.Porque ".Quin doesn't say it is?"

I enter and I leave!

- I already know that you are your.

- I already got bored.

Is .Cuales our news?

"My" news, if he/she is interested.

The editor of the newspaper

he/she refused completely.

-.Revisaste the previous ones?

- Not I understand, it is very suspicious.

There were not even here tourists.

It is a serious newspaper,

it doesn't print stupidities like...

I found an I articulate

on a Dr. Malavaqua.

That it lost their license

of doctor, there is not of what.

And that, also mine.

This Malavaqua maybe put

their nose in that ignored.

No, no, you don't have he/she swims there.

.Entiendes? there is not history there.

- That it is that of "Maybe."

- Even so I want go to investigate.

Well anything but you don't invent histories.

I have never invented one

history in my life.

Don't stick, and your father's history.

.Que the mascots resemble their due.os?

I made it.

No, you gave them animal that looked like each other to them.

That is initiative. Neither you know

what means report.

-.Revisaste the castle?

- If Gil, is not anything.

Single rooms, alone what I saw.

I went to revise the chapel,

this is suspicious.

The boss of the police intent to kill me.

- I have just arrived of there.

- If that makes the police here.

Of where you take out that, you resemble your father.

Not speak of my father,

he pays so that we came.

For I won't listen this.

You are as a ni.o,

as a he/she drinks.

These sick one.

.Adelante!

I have a message for you.

.De who?

An old gypsy brought it.

Have, have.

- Is good .verdad?

- No, it is not good.

- It is bad moment.

- He/she waits I want ense.arte something.

It was, it was.

I sit down it, I sit down it.

Is good .Verdad?

Good-bye, good-bye.

.Fuera!

God that pathetic.

Does .Qu say?

"The laugh hides fear and the

it rotates of the truth he/she has...

...a lot that to speak, the answer

this in Madame Morovia."

Gypsies, now if it is taking us

to something. The touch of the old world.

The life has traveled its course.

While the rain enters

to the sea, he/she cries powdered.

It exists to be hidden with eternal conscience.

Not we know when it leaves.

Impossible sometimes but...

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