Trash Humpers

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I will see you later

Look at a person when you greet them

And you call yourself a man?

Why, you brat!

Mom, do you have some money?

I'm supposed to go to

the movies with a friend...

Damn. I just wanna see

a movie, dammit.

Hey, hey, Chang-Guk!

Watcha looking at?

I want playboy, you got it?

I got it

9 dollar, 9 dollar

Why are you so late!

What are you doing?

Looks about 30 pounds, 30

Load it up

Oh, give me one more!

After I bone it

it'll only be 20 pounds

I'm being generous, as it is

Move your ass over

Pull! Pull it you dumbass!

Pull it you dumbass!

Hey, you do it!

F***ing moron!

Light the burner and bring it in!

Enjoy your stew!

Oh, you're here?

How much?

What do you mean, how much?

Just give me the usual

Okay

Look! It does mean pleasure

Hey, then look up this one

O. R. G. A. N. I. Z. E

What are you doing?

Squeeze some more yellow paint

It got returned again

It's not like you've sent one or two

Why not stop sending them now?

Welcome

Where are the canned mackerels?

What?

Canned mackerels... where are they?

There aren't any!

Not for sale!

Why not?

This is Korea! Speak in Korean!

I'll be in the U. S. Soon enough!

Where are they?

Hurry up and give it!

Get out! I won't sell to you!

Get out! Get out! Not for sale!

Get out already!

You pushing me?

Don't you be twisting

your tongue around here!

You gonna get out?

You b*tch!

Of all the rotten... rotten luck!

Bastard...

you weren't like this

when you were a boy

You learned English well...

listened to your mom...

Shut up, you whore!

Before I stomp you to death!

Told you to stop this craziness!

Damn bastard!

I was wrong! Stop it!

Please stop! Chang-Guk!

He hit you again?

The rotten bastard!

Don't you call my son a bastard!

You're probably the only woman

who gets beat up by her brat...

I told you I'd make sure it

never happened again!

You hit my son

and I'll kill you!

Let me see...

Dammit!

You, you wanna become like me, too?

Ma'am!

Here's your monthly pension

Please give me your stamp

You're lucky to have

such an honorable father...

Did your father die

in the Baekma-Goji Battle?

Doesn't that bother you?

Your brother shot you

with a toy gun, right?

Let me see

Let's see how bad it is

It's not enough to take my eye

you gotta cripple my dog, too?

Why do you leave it anywhere?

And! Why is your eye my fault?

We were both playing!

Who said to move?

And you can still see

fine out of one eye!

You two fight all the time!

Dammit

Where did your husband die?

At the Fight of Nakdong River?

Many died there too...

I don't know

They'd have to find the body first!

Whew! What are you going to do

about your daughter's eye?

They could fix it

at the American Military Hospital...

If you're finished, leave!

I feel bad for your daughter

that's all. She has her

whole life ahead of her...

Whenever I hold an arrow

I remember the war

At the Battle of Nakdong River

we fought with a North squadron

I shot three of them dead!

So why didn't you get a medal?

Exactly

That's why the government's

screwed up!

They don't give to them who

deserve it. But them cowards

at the rear they get one!

Take a look at this!

For this service all

I get is a measly

30 dollars a month

That's disgusting!

Pull it down, quick!

What's wrong?

This is as good as a medal...

F***!

You think anyone gets a medal?

Arrogant a**hole!

You who come from licking

Yankee asses...

Still, I've never killed anyone!

Whenever you open

your mouth it's the war

Are you so proud of killing

three men of our same blood?

Tell me!

Sergeant Kim!

Are you so proud of shooting

three men dead?

Bastard, don't even know who's

on top and who's at the bottom!

That's why you always

have dog blood on your hands!

Sure! Let's see

if you don't sell your mutt to me!

Care to lay some money down?

Who's betting at this

sacred archery field?

You're talking sh*t!

In the old days, a butcher

like you wouldn't be

allowed to shoot arrows!

Only wealthy farmers could!

Times have gotten better...

even a meat-hacking bastard

gets to shoot arrows...

God-dammit! A meat-hacker!

You done talking?

You guys have to fight

every time you meet?

That's enough, people

You want to see me grab

a dog right now?

Patience, got to be patient

Just let him be

He's asking for it! Sh*t!

All he's got is that dingy pride of his

You gonna play a game?

You go first!

Really?

Yes

Will you be quiet!

What are you doing undressed?

Crazy b*tch!

Mom! Did you see my puppy?

Don't know!

Hey, Jihum

About this big... its fur is white

with some black mixed in...

Little shmucks, at it already!

Go home now!

Anyone here?

Welcome

We're here to sell this dog

We found it on the street

I don't need such young...

I don't take puppies

Take it away

Students stealing puppies...

Sh*t! Even if it's a puppy

it's still dog meat

why won't she buy it?

Let's kill it ourselves

and then sell it

Then she won't know it's a puppy!

Get over here!

Get over here!

What... dammit!

Who said to look at girls?

It's because of guys like

you we soldiers get a bum wrap!

That's right, a**hole!

I can't get used to it here

I think I'll go crazy without a woman!

Yeah

I got a problem with that

There is a problem

You think I want to be here?

I'm doing my part for world peace

World peace?

Who thinks like that?

Probably just us Americans

Hey, come over here

If you don't come

I'll kill you

Do you like coke?

Hey, you do it!

You dick!

You think I like doing this?

Why'd you hit

my girlfriend yesterday?

That bastard! Hey!

Don't you run!

A**hole! See if you don't come back!

What are you doing?

Get back to work, now!

What the hell? Get out of here!

Get out of here!

Get back to work, now!

Get out of here!

Get out of here! Bastard

I won't use the likes of you!

Hey, that's enough!

You're going to hurt the meat!

Come here!

Stupid moron, that's the way

you should have done it!

Then I wouldn't have hit you so much!

Here, have a swig

Here, have a swig

To be a dog dealer

you gotta outstare them!

When a dog looks straight at you

it's scary, right?

You know what the scariest

eyeball of them all is?

It's the human eye

You know why the dogs

look away from me?

Because there's fire in my eyes

Here look!

Hey, you want to go to your

father's land, don't you?

Answer in English...

You bastard, your mother

taught you English by beating

it into you, didn't she?

To speak good English

no good thing

You gotta do everything those

Yankees tell you to, everything

Everything!

You hit my girlfriend one more time

She's your mom but

she's my girlfriend!

From before you were born!

Look at me like Dog-Eye!

Stop looking at me!

My eye's about to explode!

Hey

come over here, stupid

You hear what I'm saying?

If I went to school

I'd be two grades ahead of you

But you don't, moron!

What do you know better than us?

Okay, I'll ask you in English

so answer back in English

You want to go to school, too, huh?

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