Trash Humpers Page #2

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He asked if you wanted

to go to school!

What's your dream?

What do you want to be?

This is for being so dumb, got it?

Answer!

Got it?

Uh-huh

With respect!

Yes

We're not taking

your money we're exchanging

it with an English textbook!

Give me some more!

What did you do?

Tell me! F***in'I outta...

What are you guys doing?

Oh, hey, cross-breed!

Say it again!

If they do that again, tell me

What's this?

Have you ever seen

a naked girl in person?

This is boring!

She's not undressing!

Are you ok?

Look at me!

It's okay. Look, you got

a little cut, that's all

How could she poke me

with a pencil? Oh, it hurts

Does it hurt a lot?

Sh*t! I'm going home

Having fun?

I guess you saw me naked

like these pictures... even

playing... with my puppy

You saw what the puppy did...

I felt weird

Just like dogs, right?

Get up, you bastard!

It's a gun!

Shoot it!

Do it! You don't have the guts

Shoot it! Let see you!

Hey!

You going home?

Yes

Do you want something to eat?

No?

Eat up! Eat up!

Can you pull your hair back once?

I'm not making fun of you

I just want to see

if it can be fixed

Pull your hair back

Why did you run?

Who ran away?

I needed to take a leak!

You think we American

soldiers are dogs, sir?

To take a leak anywhere?

Something's fishy here

I exercise the right to

inspect your things

Inspect? What did I do?

We're on alert these

days because of drugs

Please cooperate

Drugs? Sure. Go ahead

I'm sorry

How old are you?

Eighteen

Go home

You bastard!

Go! Now!

Wait!

Eighteen is still

underage in Korea!

Don't soil the honor

of the world's greatest

American army

What the hell?

Wait!

Eunok, walk straight!

Eunok, what's wrong with you?

Have you been drinking?

Eunok!

What's wrong with you?

Why you brat...

35 pounds!

Is that all?

He's at least 40 pounds

Try weighing him again

Forget it! You should be thankful

I'm buying your mutt

Uh, okay. What a temper...

Load it up!

What are you doing, stupid!

Get it in the noose!

Um... could we maybe

let this one live?

He's my friend's dog...

Talking dog-sh*t, you bastard

Hurry up with that noose, you dick!

Go!

Why that bastard!

Get over here, you bastard!

You got any sense in ya, d*ckhead?

You! Stop right there!

Hey, Dog-Eye!

The dog's here lying dead

in our yard. Hurry over!

Where did you bury it

you moron?

Where did you bury it?

Tell me now, you moron!

I don't have the money

to pay it back

so where is it buried? Dammit!

Hey!

What are you looking at?

You're in training! Move ahead

Sh*t!

That crazy bastard...

Good work

Do some work! Some work!

What are you doing?

Get back to work?

Dammit! You think being manager

makes you God?

What!

Move! Move!

Do some work! Some work!

No trouble, okay?

Hey!

Hi

There's one missing

Did you take it?

How'd you like it?

Felt good, huh?

Hey!

You want a lift?

It's okay. Come on!

That bastard, you rotten son

of a b*tch! Where are you

going, with a baby? Bastard

What? We're just riding a bike

What's the matter?

You think I don't know

what you are?

Pretend to be nice and

then eat her up!

I served three years

at Camp Carol

Eunok, do you want to

end up like Chang-Guk's mom?

Hurry up and go home!

What are you saying now?

You can't give me our pension?

By any chance, have you heard

from Mr. Wonil Jang?

How can I hear from

a dead person?

You see... actually

they say Wonil Jang

didn't die in the war

that he's alive in North Korea

It's been confirmed

that Wonil Jang voluntarily

went to the North...

Voluntarily went to the North?!

So what we're saying is

if Wonil Jang comes here

quickly report it to this man

And in the future, if you leave

the village even for a day, please

report to us Your children, too

Are you keeping an eye on us?

The family of a soldier

who received a medal of merit?

You're no longer a family

of a merited soldier but

a soldier who defected to the North

It's 180 degrees different

Keep this in mind...

we're always watching you...

Please return the medal and

certificate of merit by

tomorrow, please

Don't cry

They say father's alive!

What use is he alive now?

What are we going to live on?

Damn! Why take it out on me?

You... what's wrong with you?

What's wrong?

Who's the bastard?

Tell me now!

Look at me!

Come here, bastard!

You, you, you...

Hey, a**hole, get up

Go in. Go in, now

Do you have some money?

Hey! They're hiring over in the

next village female factory workers

to make underwear for American soldiers

Watcha gonna do at home?

You got kicked out of school anyway

Oh! Get out! Get out and die

you worthless-!

Dammit!

They're commie bastards

who got executed during the war!

They're small, small commies

These bastards

these bastards did this to my leg!

Is there anything else?

Look here

Look here, shouldn't you

report that to the police?

Report whatever... this rusty thing?

Take the bones already and

bury them by the river!

I thought the water

in our well was tasty...

You know They say

rotting corpses make

the water taste good!

- Clean this up!

- Yeah

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