Treasure Buddies Page #2

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- Let's go, Peter.

I'll bring you back some Egyptian mud.

He won't be bringing you back

- anything, Dirtbud.

- Huh?

When we find the Cat's Eye jewel,

it'll be mine,

and cats will finally rule,

with me as their queen.

Not if the Buddies

have anything to say about it.

Bye-bye, fleabag.

Ohh. Poor Mudbud's devastated.

Ohh.

That cat dudette

cannot get away with this.

Don't worry, Pete,

I'm coming to save you.

We heard your emergency howl.

Is everything OK? Or was someone

just trying to give you a bath?

Pete and Grandpa Thomas

are in trouble!

You know that collar

Sniffer told us about?

The one that could be

the end of all dogkind?

- Yeah?

- Well, that creepy cat said

she was going to get the collar

and use it to rule humans and dogs.

Yo, ain't no one

gonna rule the B-Dawg.

Nohow, no way.

That's fo' shizzle.

What are we waiting for?

Let's get on that plane.

- Follow me.

- Team Buddies to the rescue.

Back it up a little bit.

- Yo, what's the plan now?

- We hitch a ride to Egypt

and kick some serious kitty butt, dudes.

So Buddies set off for Egypt,

a land of amazing adventure

and shiny treasure,

but most importantly, me,

Babi the Great.

As-salaam alaikum, Mr. Wellington.

Very happy to see you.

Seti, skip the formalities

and unload the plane.

Meet us in Bastati

and gather supplies.

That means "good morning."

I'm Thomas Howard,

and this is my grandson, Peter.

Hello. Hello, Peter.

My name is Seti.

This is my cousin, Tarik.

What, you crazy?

This is explosives.

Put that down.

What is wrong with you?

Mmm.

Hey, you guys,

we must've landed in Egypt.

It's raining falafel sauce!

Come on, Peter.

Wow!

Egypt... I've missed this place.

- Come on.

- You think we can explore the bazaar?

Dudes, I think

we're on the road again.

When do you meet the Buddies,

Uncle Babi?

Soon, soon. Be patient.

At first, Babi met

Pete and Grandpa Thomas.

This place is so cool.

Mudbud would've loved this.

Let me show you something, Peter.

- What are they?

- Dried seeds. Great for snacking.

Pete give Babi

his favorite compass in trade.

Uncle Babi, what did you

trade Pete for compass?

Did Babi say "trade"?

I mean borrow... permanently.

No, no, Ubasti, come back.

No, no, no. Don't go

into that awful market.

OK, let's go.

Slightly used camel,

low mileage,

owned by little old lady.

Do I hear 500 pounds?

Five hundred? Sold! OK.

Let's have the money. OK.

And now, Babu, Babi about to

meet bad man and hairless cat.

Kitty?

- Welcome.

- Oh, welcome.

How very nice of you.

What is this?

Pure Egyptian...

I wouldn't do that if I were you.

There's nothing I detest more

than a petty, primate thief.

Babi not steal.

I was just admiring shiny object.

Beat it!

Ubasti, there you are.

Ooh.

Guys, I think this is cheese!

I'm starving.

Yuck, that cheese smells funny.

This is stinky cheese.

I guess stinky cheese

is an acquired taste.

I'd better acquire some more.

As-salaam alaikum.

My name is Pete.

Oh. Oh!

You don't speak English.

Um...

You said that I am a cucumber.

- Hey, you do speak English.

- Yes, my father taught me.

My name is Farah.

You are American.

Yeah. I'm here with my Grandpa.

He's a great archeologist.

We're going to discover

Cleocatra's tomb.

Cleopatra's tomb.

No, not Cleopatra.

Her cat, Cleocatra.

Farah.

Oh, that is my father, I must go.

It was very nice to meet you, Peter.

As-salaam alaikum.

Guys, I'm not feeling too good.

Budderball, don't panic, but...

I don't think that was cheese

you ate. It was explosives!

Oh, no. I'm gonna explode!

Don't you dare Dutch oven us!

- OK.

- Seti...

Box making noises.

You're right, it is making noises. OK.

Hey... get the crowbar.

I'll get this one.

Budderball, I take it back.

Let 'er rip.

- Disgusting.

- Gross.

- That's not good.

- Boom, boom?

Run! Run! Run!

Let me outta here, yo.

It's Dirtbud and his team

of dim-witted wonder dogs.

How did they get here?

Tarik.

- Tarik!

- Huh?

Where did Pete and Grandpa Thomas go?

OK, we've got a lot of ground

to cover. Let's split into groups.

B-Dawg, you go with Buddha,

so we can keep you out of trouble.

Budderball, you stick with

Mudbud, and I'll go by myself.

I know how you boys

hate shopping anyways.

All right, dudes,

let's go track them down.

Not bad. I could lay down

some sick beats to this.

- Snake!

- Don't worry, B-Dawg.

The snake is in a trance.

He's meditating to the music.

Wow, look at these colors.

Let me give you something.

Aww...

OMG. This is so to die for.

OK, next up we have beautiful animal.

Very young,

but will grow big and strong.

Five hundred!

Five hundred pounds!

Kebab! Hot kebab!

Come get your chicken kebab!

Oh, sweet mama, kebabs!

We're on a mission here, Budderball.

But I search much better

on a full stomach.

Besides, the best way to know a new

culture is to sample its cuisine.

OK, one kebab for you. Eat it.

Hey, come back here!

Stop that thief!

Yo, dawg, did you hear that?

It sounds like Budderball's in trouble.

It came from over there.

Come on, B-Dawg.

Uncle Babi, wait a second.

That's how you met the Buddies?

You stole Budderball's kebab?

You snooze, you lose. And Babi,

winner-winner kebab dinner.

Anyways, Babi helping Budderball out.

Chicken bone choking hazard for dogs.

Stop!

Somebody stop that kebab-a-robber!

Boys.

Got you cornered, you chicken thief.

Budderball, stop monkeying around.

I'm not monkeying around,

he's monkeying around.

Please, don't hurt Babi.

Babi am but a humble monkey.

- What's going on?

- I'll tell you what's going on.

- This monkey is a no-good crook.

- Here.

See, now I give you something in trade.

- I'm not much of a hat dog.

- Ooh. Looks good on you.

- OK, we'll call it even-steven.

- I am Babi, not Steven.

I'm Budderball and these

are my brothers, Mudbud, Buddha,

and B-Dawg, and our little sis, Rosebud.

It is pleasure to meet you all.

- What brings you to Egypt?

- Actually, we're looking for my people.

My boy, Peter, and his grandpa.

They were last seen with a bad man

and a creepy cat with no fur.

Oh! I think I saw that cat today.

Babi does not like cats.

You've seen her?

Hey, that's Pete's compass, dude!

Babi see it fall

out of boy's pocket.

Finders keeper, losers weeper.

So you've seen Pete, too?

That compass is

very important to him.

Babi could give you compass...

perhaps in trade?

Babi likes shiny objects.

My bling?

You've gots to be trippin'.

Babi will give you compass

and help you with everything.

Promise to get you to boy.

"B" for Babi look very nice

on Babi's hairy chest.

Sorry, dawg, you can't have it.

B-Dawg, he knows where

Pete and Grandpa Thomas are.

We need his help.

Give him anything he wants.

- What's that, dudes?

- It's the Muslim call to prayer.

It is getting late.

Market not safe at night.

Babi know place where you can sleep.

I will show you boy in the morning.

Follow me, friends.

This is so not happening.

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