Treasure Planet Page #5

Mr. Hawkins, scout ahead.

Aye, Captain.

-Unh!

-Steady, steady.

Now, let's have a look at that.

[Wind whistling]

[Morph chattering]

[Rattling]

[Gasps]

Shh. shh.

[Powers up]

-Aah!

-Aah!

Oh, this is fantastic!

A carbon-based life form

come to rescue me at last!

l just want to hug you

and squeeze you...

and hold you close to me.

All right. OK.

Would you just let go of me?

Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.

It's just l've been marooned

for so long.

l mean, solitude's fine.

Don't get me wrong.

For heaven's sakes,

after a hundred years...

you go a little nuts!

Ha ha ha!

I'm sorry. Am l...

l am, um...

My name is, uh...

[Cuckoo cuckoo]

B.E.N.! Of course, I'm B.E.N.

Bioelectronic Navigator. Oops.

-And you are?

-Jim.

Oh, what a pleasure

to meet you, Jimmy.

-It's Jim.

-Anyway...

Look, I'm kind of

in a hurry, OK?

l got to find a place to hide,

and there's pirates chasing me.

Oh, pirates!

Don't get me started on pirates!

l don't like them.

l remember Captain Flint.

This guy had such a temper.

Wait, wait, wait.

You knew Captain Flint?

l think he suffered

from mood swings, personally.

I'm not a therapist,

and anyway...

but l--you let me know

when I'm rambling.

But that means--but wait.

But then you gotta know

about the treasure?

-Treasure?

-Yeah, Flint's trove?

You know,

loot of a thousand worlds.

It's--well, it's...

it's all a little--

little--little fuzzy.

Wait. l--l r-r-remember.

l do. l--treasure!

Lots of treasure

buried in the centroid--

centroid--centroid

of the mechanism.

And there was this big door

opening and closing...

and opening and closing...

and Captain Flint

wanted to make sure...

nobody could ever

get to his treasure...

so I helped him...

[Sputtering]

Aah! Data inaccessible! Reboot!

JIM:
BEN ? BEN ? BEN !

Reboot! Aah! And you are?

Wait, wait, wait!

What about the treasure?

l want to say Larry.

The--the centroid

of the mechanism, or--

I'm sorry. My memory

isn't what it used to be.

l've lost my mind. Ha ha!

l've lost my mind.

l've lost my mind. Ha ha!

l've lost my mind.

You haven't found it, have you?

Uh, my missing piece?

My primary memory circuit?

Look, B.E.N., I really need

to find a place to hide, OK?

So I'm just gonna be,

you know, moving on.

Oh, uh, so, well, then...

l guess, uh...

this is good-bye, huh?

I'm sorry that

I'm so dysfunctional.

So, uh, go ahead and...

l do understand.

l do. Bye-bye.

[Whines]

[Sighs] Look,

if you're gonna come along...

you're gonna have

to stop talking.

Huzzah! Ha ha ha!

Oh, this is fantastic!

Me and my best buddy

are lookin' for a...

[Clears throat]

[Whispering] Being quiet.

And you have to stop

touching me.

Touching and talking.

That's my two big no-nos.

OK. Now, I think

that we should--

Say, listen, before we go out

on our big search...

um, would you mind if we made

a quick pit stop at my place?

[Chuckles] Kind of urgent.

JIM:
BEN. I think

you just solved my problem

BEN:

Uh. pardon the mess. people

You'd think

in a hundred years...

l would've dusted

a little more often...

but, you know,

when you're batchin' it...

you tend to, uh, let things go.

Aw, isn't that sweet?

l find old-fashioned romance

so touching, don't you?

How about drinks

for the happy couple?

Oh, uh, ooh. Uh, no.

Thank you, we don't drink...

and, uh, we're not a couple.

Ahem.

Look at these markings.

They're identical

to the ones on the map.

l suspect these are

the hieroglyphic remnants...

of an ancient culture.

CAPTAhN AMELhA:
Mr Hawkins

stop anyone

who tries to approach. Ohh!

Yes, yes. Now listen to me...

stop giving orders for a few

milliseconds and lie still.

Very forceful, Doctor.

Go on. Say something else.

BEN:
Hey. look! There's

some more of your buddies!

BEN:
Hey. look! There's

some more of your buddies!

Hey, fellas!

We're over here, fellas!

Oh! Uhh! Ooh! Ohh!

Stop wastin' your fire!

SILVER:
Hello. up there!

Jimbo?

lf it's all right

with the captain...

l'd like a short word with ya.

No tricks,

just a little palaver.

Come to bargain for the map,

doubtless.

Pestilential...

-Ugh!

-Captain.

That means...that he thinks

we still have it.

Ah, Morphy! I wondered

where you was off to.

[Groaning]

Ooh.

Oh, this poor old leg's

downright snarky...

since that game attack

we had in the galley.

[Chuckles]

Ahh.

Whatever you heard

back there...

at least the part

concerning you...

l didn't mean a word of it.

Had that bloodthirsty lot

thought l'd gone soft...

they'd have gutted us both.

Listen to me.

lf we play our cards right...

we can both walk away

from this rich as kings.

-Yeah?

-Ha ha ha.

You get me that map...

and, uh...

an even portion

of the treasure is yours.

[Chuckles]

Boy.

You are really something.

All that talk of greatness...

light coming off my sails...

what a joke.

Now, just see here, Jimbo--

l mean, at least

you taught me one thing.

Stick to it, right?

Well, that's just

what I'm gonna do.

I'm gonna make sure

that you never see...

one drabloon of my treasure!

That treasure is owed me,

by thunder!

Well, try to find it

without my map, by thunder!

Oh, you still don't know how to

pick your fights, do you, boy?

Now, mark me.

Either I get that map

by dawn tomorrow...

or so help me,

l'll use the ship's cannons...

to blast ya all

to kingdom come!

Morph, hop to it.

Now!

Oh, blast it!

Gentlemen...

we must stay together and...

and...ohh.

And what? What?!

We must stay together

and what?!

Doctor,

you have wonderful eyes.

She's lost her mind!

Well, you gotta help her.

Dang it, Jim. I'm an astronomer,

not a doctor.

l mean, I am a doctor,

but I'm not that kind of doctor.

l have a doctorate.

It's not the same thing.

You can't help people

with a doctorate.

You just sit there,

and you're useless.

It's OK, Doc.

It's all right.

Yeah, Doc! Jimmy knows exactly

how to get out of this.

It's just Jimmy

has this knowledge of things.

Jim, any thoughts at all?

Without the map, we're dead.

lf we try to leave, we're dead.

-lf we stay here--

-We're dead!

We're dead! We're dead!

Well, I think that Jimmy could

use a little quiet time. Heh.

So l'll just slip out

the back door.

-Back door?

-Oh, yeah.

l get this delightful breeze

through here...

which I think is important...

because ventilation

among friends--

Whoa What is all this stuff?

You mean the miles and miles

of machinery that run

through the entire course

of the inside of this planet?

Not a clue.

Hey, Doc! Doc! I think

l found a way out of here!

No, no. Jim, wait.

The captain ordered us to stay--

-l'll be back.

-Cannonball!

Woof.

[Snoring]

-So, what's the plan?

-Shh. B.E.N., quiet.

[Whispering] OK, here it is.

We sneak back to the Legacy,

disable the laser cannons...

and bring back the map.

[Muffled] That's a good plan.

l like that plan.

The only thing is...

I'm wondering,

how do we get there?

On that.

MORPH:
Ooh.

Oop? [Poink]

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