Trick: The Movie Page #4

Look!

Who died here?

A guy who eats from other

people's dish and very pathetic one.

TOIRE TSUMARU:

He has been looking for

Tokugawa's buried treasure.

This is the message pointing

to the buried treasure.

My friends are checking

all toilets in Japan.

You, idiot Ueda and his friends!

A Message is not

"Toire TSUMARU"

(Toilet is stuck)

Look right here.

There is something used to hook the plate.

A Message was written

on the other board.

When it fell,

Characters were transferred to the floor.

The board was taken by someone.

No way!

Bana Sokana

( Sonna Bakana)

Then, what was the original message?

All you must do is

to flip these characters.

Look through characters

from the back side.

Then, you can read

the original message.

I:

TO:

FU:

SHI:

MU:

RA:

This is where I am right now.

Then the treasure is not in the toilet

but somewhere in this village.

Yes, you are right.

It's a coincidence of

Astronomical Probability.

Come closer.

Yes?

I'll pardon you now.

I'll help you find the buried treasure.

What are you saying?

It's a chance of life time.

How can you say such a thing

under this condition?

That's why I can say so.

Listen. Let villagers believe

that I am the Goddess.

Then, I can order villagers

search buried treasure and

and once they found it,

they offer it to me.

I'll do it, Ueda.

For security purpose,

let's decide code to communicate.

Code?

Listen and learn.

First the message must be written

horizontally in 4 letters.

YA MA DA WA:

HI N NI YU:

U DA:

And...

We read this vertically from the left.

YA HI YU MA N DA

DA NI:

HA I:

The other writes these vertically

and read it horizontally.

YA MA DA HA HI N NI YU U DA

( Yamada has small breasts)

And so what it means is...

U NA DA E KI:

DA MU HA SHI:

U E DA HA NA KI MU SHI,

(Ueda is a crybaby)

Hey! Anyone out there?

O GE:

RE RU HA NI!

eh? eh? O GE RE RU HA...

O RE HA NI GE RU

( I run away)

I really heard something.

I see.

You asked Yamada to

pretend to be the Goddess.

We had done something

terrible for her.

I really understand how

you feel about the village.

But you picked the

worst person for God.

But we didn't know that

she was that bad.

We are trying to let Small-breasted

Yamada-san run away.

But before that,

If she was discovered to be a fake,

Most likely her life

must be terminated.

Professor, lend me your hand.

Please.

I beg you!

From here, you shall

step into Itofushi Mura

If you need me,

call me, please.

Close the door.

Watch it!

Should you need anything....

There's no signal for cell phones!!!

Why do we have to check

old style toilets?

But Anii, here, we can find

such old toilets here.

Then, God-004,

come forward, please.

Now you face showdown

with the God-001.

There is only one who can survive.

God-001,

come forward, please.

Yes.

Kobayashi Sachiko

Enka Singer,

is synonymous with

the most extraordinary

stage costumes worn

by anyone in Japan.

Kobayashi Sachiko look-alike costume?

Let it begin!

When I said so,

you two begin confrontation.

Then, let it begin!

I have no intention

of fighting with you.

My valuable energy shouldn't be used

for such low level activities.

Everyone!

I came here to fulfil your wishes.

I can materialize things you imagine.

For example...

You!

Yes, you.

My name is Kihachi.

You seem to have lost some

valuable thing 3 months ago.

eh?

You knew?

Of course.

I am God, after all.

Hey! Open it already, Muto!

Sorry.

Pay attention!

As you see, there is nothing inside.

Why does he have an assistant?

Close it already, Idiot!

Yes.

Kihachi-san...

Yes?

The thing you have lost 3 months ago,

Imagine what it is in your head.

And believe that it will be

back inside this box.

You firmly believe and

truly God is me...

Your love

brings Miracle...

Fuguriki A Pushhuuuu.

( Means nothing)

Daia!

( Means nothing)

Da!

( Means nothing)

Buramoto Gettukisaa

( Means nothing)

Firmly Believe It...

Much stronger! More! More!

More! More! More!

Gasu Dahmu

( Means nothing)

Ya, Ya Ya Doh!!!!!!!

( Means nothing)

Kihachi-san, Kihachi-san,

raise your head.

What have you lost 3 months ago?

It's a goat, named Mary.

3 months ago,

she vanished abruptly.

Mary?!

Just a moment, please.

It's Mary! My Mary!

Really?

Good.

This is just a magic trick.

What are you saying?

He hid a goat at the back of the box.

When he opens the front door,

Goat will move with the back door.

After showing that the box is empty,

He closes the front door,

His assistant puts the goat inside the box,

and closes the back door.

This way, the goat is inside the box.

What are you saying?

But this is really my Mary

that vanished 3 months ago.

Isn't it a fact that you stole

this goat 3 months ago?

For this purpose, on this day.

What are you saying?

Then, show us exactly what you'd done

with the way I described.

With opening and closing the doors,

I had just said.

You are so nasty!

Can't you do it?

Hey you!

You are a goat thief?

A goat thief is here for God?

We must punish him.

Hey you!

Then, it is my turn.

I will materialize what you imagine.

To prove that it is not a trick,

God-001, you help me.

Me?

Come here.

Do you really mean it?!

Look inside this canister.

Why don't you check it by yourself?

You check.

Me?

Yes.

Do you see anything strange and unusual?

No. Nothing in particular.

Then, return it to me.

Return it to me.

I know. I was trying

to put this lid firmly.

There.

Then, you go inside the box

and stay there

You are in the way.

In the way?!

You have no manners.

Out of the way.

Out of the way.

You want me to be inside here, Right?

That little boy!

You, come here.

In this tea cannister,

If money is growing inside,

Don't you feel it exciting?

Sure

Then, imagine that in your head.

GUA PPA!

(Means nothing)

Open your eyes.

Give me your hands.

All for you.

You had given all...

but that's our coin bank.

Money was inside, too.

Sure.

From distance, it looks

like a Tea Canister.

But it has a Money Slot.

When God-001 was asked,

if there was something

unusual about this,

he replied "No".

A Coin Bank usually contains money.

That's not unusual.

But if you ask about it to God-001,

He will say, money was inside.

I don't think he

comes back here.

eh?

God-001 is gone!

He run away?

He was a fake, after all.

Let's look for him.

We can't let him go

from this village alive.

We ran a lot, Muto.

Yes, Master.

That girl was so humiliating, Muto!

Yes, Master.

Muto!

Check here.

I do?

Who else is here?

Check it now!

Big!

So deep!

He escaped!

Find him!

Who had done this?

Maybe they were pushed

from up there.

Look there.

Nensha Photography

Real God punished them.

By any chance...

You did it?

eh?

In a way...

OK. Ishiwara, arrest her.

Yes!

Yabe, why are you here?

Excuse me?

Do you know him?

Not that I know of...

I don't know him at all.

Don't pretend that you don't know me.

You are under arrest

and charged with homicide.

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