Trick
- R
- Year:
- 1999
- 89 min
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Trixie.
Gabe, could she use
the bathroom first?
Yeah, sure.
She's company, Gabe.
l'll be fast.
You didn't have to stay out
all night.
l fell asleep in the hall.
l thought Judy was coming back
from Paris tonight.
That's right.
l need the apartment tonight.
No problem.
Penny, Penny, Twitty,
and Faffenburger.
Vivian Faffenburger's office,
Gabriel speaking.
-Hey, babe.
-Katherine.
-Are you busy?
-l'm so busy.
-Good, can you talk?
-Sure.
So, that cute guy
we met at Footlight Records...
took me to dinner.
Oh, that's great.
Oh, my God, babe.
Dress rehearsal totally sucked,
but that's good luck, right?
No. He took me to dinner because
he wanted me to play piano...
for one of his auditions for
the national tour of ''Titanic.''
lt wasn't a date.
Men are such scum.
Can you run lines with me?
Sure, just a sec.
Oh, great.
Chapter fourteen, right?
OK. Who is he, the Son of man?
ls he as beautiful as you are?
Get thee behind me.
l hear in the palace
the beating of the wings...
of the angel of death.
-Jokanen.
-Who speaketh?
l am amorous
of your mouth, Jokanen.
lt is like a pomegranate cut
in twain with a knife of ivory.
There is nothing in the world
so red as your mouth.
Suffer me to kiss your mouth.
Don't tell me.
You better tell me.
Never, daughter of Babylon...
daughter of Sodom, never!
This needs to go out
this afternoon.
-Never!
-Gotta go.
Call me later.
Can you sign my timecard?
Hard day at the office?
Did you find a rhyme
for the lyric in the second ''A''?
l'm working on it.
Uh, what's with the umbrella?
What am l supposed to sing?
Should l hum or what?
Yeah, yeah, hum.
Or maybe la la la.
-Fine.
-l'll wing it.
Are we in studio ''D,''
because l hate...
what the acoustics
in that room do to my voice.
OK, this is the song for
the second act of my musical.
Uh, it will be sung
by the character of--
Once again, my friend
Katherine Lamberg...
will be singing the part
of Dorkus the maid.
Oh, and she brought her picture
and rsum...
in case anyone's interested.
l will be reading
the part of Rodrigo...
and stage directions.
OK. OK, Rodrigo's just finished
his big ballad...
applause, applause, applause.
That's some story.
lt would take a miracle
for me to ever love again.
But miracles can happen.
l've never seen one.
Never?
Well, not for a very long time.
Buck up, Rodrigo.
for a miracle.
They kiss.
Rodrigo exits.
l've heard
that all the world's a stage
And we are only players
Acting out
some predetermined page
But it is lonely as can be
Then
Enter you
Voila, it's showtime
with a dance and a dum
Diddy
Enter you
ln less than no time
La la la la la
la la lum litty
Up went the curtain
My lines felt wrong
lntermission seemed so far away
The plot uncertain
The scenes too long
Life was like
an uninspiring play
But
Now you're here
We meet stage center
was through
Then, enter you
Now you're here
We meet stage center
was through
Then
From the blue
Enter
You
You were great.
Thanks.
But, do you think this is how
Well, this isn't reality.
l mean, we're talking about
a maid who belts E-flats here.
l mean, you don't have people
walking down the street...
bursting into song
and dancing, right?
Except maybe
in the West Village.
Ha ha, just kidding.
Anyway, Gabriel,
you made your point...
but it's still important
that the writer tell the truth.
l mean, ''Enter you''?
l don't know.
l mean, she's just been kissed.
Have you captured
that feeling you get...
the best kiss you ever had?
lt's exciting,
and it's terrifying...
and it's sexy and...
and maybe you think
you could fall in love.
You know what l mean?
Well, you know,
Rodrigo and Dorkus just met.
l mean, if we were talking about
l can't have them falling
in love on the first night.
That wouldn't be believable.
Well, not if you don't
believe it.
l mean, why is she singing this?
Would you sing it?
l hope l didn't
embarrass you in there.
No more than l embarrassed
myself presenting the song.
He gets funny when his songs
don't go over on the first try.
Oh, don't do that.
He's got a copy at home.
Listen, the best advice
anybody ever gave me...
l was writing a libretto...
for a musical version
of ''Satyricon.''
l was having a little trouble...
getting into ancient Rome
and sex orgies, bestiality--
This was in college.
So, this professor tells me that
l should wear silk underpants...
and eat pomegranate seeds
out of a goblet.
-Silk underpants?
-lt changed everything.
Gabriel, you gotta grab life
by the balls.
You gotta try
for the unexpected.
lt's the only way
to get the good stuff.
They're just jealous.
You didn't flop.
l know what a flop feels like,
and this definitely was a flop.
You're too sensitive.
Forget about it.
l put a ticket for my show
tonight under your name.
lt's a comp, so don't let them
intimidate you into paying.
Can you put these
in your backpack?
-So, what do you want to do now?
-l don't know.
-What's that?
-Just something someone gave me.
Some gay bar that charges
three bucks for a Diet Coke?
l will see you at your show,
OK, Katherine?
Where are you going?
What?
l said hey.
What do you do?
What do l do?
Writer.
What do you write?
Musicals.
l feel really lame
telling people that...
because it makes me
seem like a queen...
which l don't think l am...
but it wouldn't matter
if l was anyway.
Except, l'm not.
You got a boyfriend?
Would l be here
if l had a boyfriend?
l've got one.
Really?
And where is he?
He's at home.
You want to come over?
We don't live far from here.
l think l see a friend.
You should be dancing up there!
lt's kind of loud!
You could!
You want to?
l know the owner.
No, thanks.
Diet Coke with lime.
Do you do that?
What?
Are you a go-go boy?
l used to be.
Too much beer.
But you'll see me up there again
someday.
l don't know how to dance.
Not like that.
You just got to do it, man.
Watch.
Yeah, you just gotta do it, man.
Does it pay well?
lt depends.
You see, you work for tips.
Sometimes you make a hundred...
and if they like you,
you make a hundred and fifty.
And...if you do
the other stuff...
Shove off, baby.
That's all you're getting
from me tonight.
Do you do the other stuff?
You're cute as sh*t.
You live around here?
Yeah, but my roommate
will be back in about two hours.
You can do a lot in two hours.
Hi. l'm--l'm Gabriel.
Mark. l'm Mark.
Wow, this is really awkward.
l said this is awkward.
Which way?
Which floor are you on?
Five.
lt's just one more flight.
This is it.
lt sticks sometimes.
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