Trick Page #2
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- Year:
- 1999
- 89 min
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Oh, babe, you scared me.
l hope you're not allergic.
Why are you here?
l left three messages.
l'm using your computer,
updating my rsum.
What are you guys up to?
Just hanging out.
Oh, uh, well,
l need to get to my show...
as soon as this
is done printing.
ls this a bad idea?
No, no. lt's a good idea.
Really.
Hi. l'm Katherine Lamberg.
l'm an actress.
We don't have any chairs, so...
Maybe l should go.
This won't take too long.
How many rsums
are you printing?
A hundred and fifty.
l'm in an all-female production
of ''Salome''...
set in a women's penitentiary.
lt's non-equity.
That sounds great.
Really?
l'm a slave, but l understudy
John the Baptist.
There's a performance tonight
at midnight.
Maybe you could come
with Gabriel.
Maybe. Uh...
You two are roommates?
But we're very close.
l even take care of his dog.
Trixie.
l live with this guy--Rich.
He's straight.
Gabe, l talked to my mother.
She called you
my boyfriend again.
lsn't that funny?
That's funny.
even though we haven't been
dating since high school.
We weren't really dating.
Ask anyone from El Camino.
They'll say we were.
We went to one prom
back when l thought l was--
And l was always wondering
why l was making the first move.
l thought it was me.
l told my mother Gabriel's gay.
And she was, like,
''Oh, really? You never said.''
l was, like, ''Didn't l mention
he's a musical theater writer?
''Hello! Do l have
to spell it out for you?''
You know what Gabe
used to call me?
Puss. You're so kooky.
l had this James Bond thing,
you know, uh...
Octopussy, P*ssy Galore.
Hmm. l didn't like it
but it was OKwhen Gabe
called me Puss or Puss-Puss...
or P*ssy.
Actually,
l didn't really like P*ssy.
Do you have any nicknames?
Beer Can.
Did you used to drink a lot
in college?
Gabe's writing a part for me
in his musical--the maid.
lt's actually a very big part.
lt's really good.
l sing all his songs.
He's a wonderful writer.
You're so very talented.
l don't know how l feel about
l just know you're gonna be
the next Andrew Lloyd Webber...
or Stephen Sondheim
or something.
of my life writing...
in a genre that's been dying
He's a golden boy.
He really is.
You love musicals.
l used to.
Musicals are way too contrived
and phony and campy and stupid.
l don't even know
why l write them.
You write songs?
The music, too?
And you...play the piano?
Let's do a number!
Just one. He'll love it.
His songs are so great.
Katherine, l don't think that
Mark's interested in my songs.
Do one.
Really?
Yeah.
l'd like to hear one.
See?
All right. One number,
and then you're leaving.
-Cross your heart?
-Cross my heart.
God, l have to get
to my show anyway.
Oh, this is so fun.
l tell ya, if Harold Prince
heard this...
l've heard that
all the world's a stage
And we are only players
Acting out
some predetermined page
But it is lonely as can be
Then
Enter you
Voila, it's showtime
God, l'm sorry, but that dog...
You sing.
No, l sing his songs.
You were singing with her.
-l was?
-Yeah. Sing it.
Well, Katherine usually--
l'll sing along with you.
Let him do it alone.
l heard that
all the world's a st--
No. Just where she left off.
Enter you
Voila, it's showtime
With a dance and a dum-diddy
Enter you
ln less than no time
l, uh, still have
to figure out this part.
Up went the curtain
l've got it.
Perry.
How's it going?
l was feeling, you know,
a little torchy...
a little chanteusey, so l
stumbled into a piano bar...
and thought l'd belt out
some of my better numbers...
for a bunch of boozy
old fairies.
l knew you wouldn't want
to miss that.
Wow. Thanks, but Katherine's
opening in a show tonight.
Oh, l understand.
But, you know, you could stop by
later, after her show.
l'll probably be here
till pretty late.
You know where
Eighty-eight's is, right?
Yeah. lt's around the corner
from that play you took me to.
-The one with--
-Greg Louganis, right.
-Right.
-Great.
Friend.
You should sing more.
Thanks.
lt's done.
No, it's not.
lt ran out of paper.
lt's done.
Can you see me out?
Babe...
He's a go-go boy.
Well, l'm going.
Your name's on the comp list.
You're gonna be there, right?
Yeah. And Rich
is coming back soon. OK?
-One or two?
-What?
One or two tickets?
Well, is the go-go boy
coming to my show?
l don't know.
Put me down for one.
Hmm. You know,
now that my show's opening...
l won't have
to rehearse so much.
Maybe we can finally go see
Helen Reddy sing...
and get a baked Alaska.
-OK, great.
-Great.
Bye, babe.
Finally.
You're really cute.
Maybe if l played the piano,
l could relax.
Whatever.
Keep playing.
Oh, my God.
Feel good?
Do you like that?
All right.
And...
What if you...
went over here?
Where?
Down here.
There? What do you want me to do
down there?
to go down on me...
while l was playing the piano.
Oh, my God, l can't believe
l just told you that.
You want to do it?
l'll just scoot out
so you can get in.
Uh...just a sec.
Yeah, girl.
Backyard.
Out in the backyard.
Good girl, Trixie.
l'm sorry.
Are you uncomfortable?
lt's OK.
What?
l don't know what to play.
Does it matter?
Sorry.
Do you like show tunes?
Uh, l'm a little too nervous
to play classical.
lt's your fantasy.
Well, in my fantasy,
l take requests.
Sh*t!
Get dressed.
Gabriel, you just got music
in your bones.
What's going on?
l need the apartment.
Mark wanted to hear my songs.
And...you're early.
And...l need the apartment.
She's been in France all summer.
Yeah, and you're early.
And l told you l needed
the apartment tonight.
Can we talk about this
in the bathroom?
What's Trixie doing
on the fire escape?
Please. l only need an hour.
Please, please, please, Rich...
'cause l really, really want
to do this.
l'm really, really into him...
and it's not like l get
to do this very often.
And l slept out in the hall
last night.
Will you--Shh!
What Judy and l have is special.
Special?
And l get the impression
that you disrespect...
the love that Judy and l share,
and that hurts.
l expect it from my parents.
They don't know.
But you?
You of all people, l thought
you would understand.
This is really hard for me.
l don't know how to meet people.
l get really weird...
and l make it more important
than it should be.
Can't you do it tomorrow night?
She's been in France all summer.
You can't ask a one-night stand
to come back tomorrow night!
Let's flip for it.
Sh*t.
-Flip?
-Yeah, flip.
Heads.
No! Tails!
l have a token.
What are you looking for?
Condom.
You want ''New York City
Transit Authority''...
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