Trick Page #3
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- 1999
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or ''Good for one fare''?
Merci.
''Good for one fare.''
Where do you live?
Brooklyn.
Yeah. But let's not go
all the way out there.
Oh, you have a boyfriend
or something?
No, but it's not really
my apartment.
You see, l rent the room
from this old woman...
and she doesn't like me
bringing guys back to the place.
lf you're not into this,
l totally understand.
No, l am.
What do we want to go
to a bar for?
Right. Right.
Yeah.
l usually don't go to bars.
Well, l did tonight, but...
Well, l go to bars,
but not a lot.
l used to think
l didn't like gay people...
but now, actually, l think
that l do like gay people.
There was a time
that l felt like...
l wasn't one of them.
You know? Culturally.
You suck dick, right?
Yeah, but what l mean is,
l don't have bleached hair...
and l don't look good
in Lycra...
and l don't work out...much.
You ever had a boyfriend?
l wouldn't call him a boyfriend.
He was actually something
totally random.
l met him in the library...
and he was really cute...
and he had this ltalian accent,
which l love.
l totally love guys
with accents.
l mean, l was nuts.
l mean, l was totally goofy
for this guy.
But then, you know, one day...
we just stopped having
things to talk about.
to see if he'd call me...
and he didn't.
lt was probably better anyways.
l mean, l didn't have a bedroom.
l mean, what's the use
of having a boyfriend...
if you don't have
a bedroom, right?
Besides, l started getting
this nagging feeling...
you know, that he was lying
to me all the time.
l don't think he was ltalian.
Puerto Rican or something.
Well, Gabe,
maybe l should get going.
Uh, wait! Uh...
l do know this one guy.
From my writer's workshop.
Well, l don't know.
Maybe we could, uh...
go to his place.
Great. Call him.
He's not at home, actually.
He's at a piano bar.
l told my friend, the writer
lf he'd write an opening number
Especially for me
But when he had it finished
lt came as quite a shock
He handed me a song titled
How do you like my...
l said, ''You can't do that
in public''
l said, ''Even l wouldn't dare''
So he made a few small changes
Now l can sing it anywhere
Como te gusta mi pinga
En tus pantalones
Como te gusta mi pinga
Y mis cajones
lt's the same old thing
in the same old hole
But when you say it in Espanyol
lt sounds divine
Como te gusta mi pinga
Es muy caliente
Como te gusta mi pinga
Es grande plenty
You don't go around
Shouting, ''You're well-hung''
But when you do it
in another tongue
lt's just fine
When the hour's late,
and l don't have a date
And l feel that l can't go on
l lift up my head,
and l stick out my chin
And l talk like
Montalban
Como te gusta mi pinga
lt sounds so neato
Like a warm quesadilla
Or a pork burrito
lt's the same old cheese
and the same old meat
But when it has a Latin beat
lt's OK
Como te gusta mi pinga
Ol
Oh, thank you.
Thank you very much.
And thank you
Mr. Lester Sinclair.
This makes me seem really
desperate, and l kind of am.
Anyway, it's a long pathetic
story you don't want to hear...
but l met this guy,
and we don't have a place to go.
Oh, l want to hear this story.
Where is he?
He's cute.
-He's a go-go boy.
-No.
l can't believe
l'm asking you this.
What?
But, uh, you've got your place
to yourself now, right?
Gabriel, you tramp.
Of course you can use my co-op
for your little love antics.
Someone should.
But you got to promise
not to break anything, OK?
Gabriel tells me
you're a go-go boy.
-That must be fun.
-lt's a blast.
So how often do you participate
in three-ways or four-gies?
-l'm doing research.
-For what?
My Casanova musical.
Mark, three-ways or four-gies?
Uh, sometimes.
What kind of guys do you usually
pick up, or do you hustle?
No. l don't hustle.
l bet you wouldn't object...
if l slipped a ten-spot
in your undies.
So what's your type?
lt varies.
lnteresting. They aren't all
like Gabriel, then?
Once l dated this guy from Yale.
He was in the glee club.
-A Whiffenpoof!
-You heard of them?
l can't resist a lyric baritone.
ln fact, l've dated
three Whiffenpoofs...
four Tigertones,
a Crocadillo...
and two members of
the Mormon Tabernacle Choir.
So you liked this Whiffenpoof?
Yeah. He was really great.
l bet you broke his heart.
All Casanovas do.
Um, you know.
Be careful
with a musician's heart.
We're fragile.
So can me and Gabe go back
to your place and screw around?
My apartment's
just up in Chelsea.
Would it be OK if you used
l feel a little weird
about the bed.
-lt's fine.
-Good.
How long do you expect
this might take?
l wasn't planning
on coming back yet.
l could go out and let you in...
and then go back out
for maybe two hours.
To tell you the truth,
l wanted to get sauced tonight.
Who just broke up
with his boyfriend?
-Sorry.
-No, l don't want any sympathy.
l just want to forget about him.
lt's good you boys
are coming over, you know?
My place hasn't seen any action
for two weeks.
But l wanted it.
-You dumped him?
-No.
He dumped you?
Well, l made him dump me.
We were crying,
and he asked me what l wanted.
And l said, ''l want you
to break up with me!''
l didn't expect him to do it.
Three years--l'm single for
the first time in three years.
God, l want him back.
What am l saying?
l don't want to see him again.
Just his sweaters. l bought
most of those sweaters anyway.
Before he met me,
he had two decent sweaters.
Well, three. Maybe four.
Let's not talk about this, OK?
Let's not talk about it.
Gabriel presented his song
in class today.
That peach who sings
your songs--Boy, is she loud.
l told him he needed
to grab life by the balls...
but l never expected...
Well, just look at you.
That song is very good, though.
Thanks.
Pastichey, but l like that.
How does that begin again?
-The verse?
-Yeah. How does that go?
l've heard
that all the world's
Cut it.
No one wants to hear that.
-Cut the verse?
-Honey, get it out of there.
Just go to the chorus.
That's the fun part.
But what about all the setup?
Gabriel!
Songwriters have been doing...
the verse-chorus thing forever.
lt's tired.
Be a maverick.
What's the function of a verse?
To kill time
till we get to the chorus.
During the verse, we wait.
We are waiting for the chorus.
Just give us what we want.
Chorus, chorus, chorus!
Oh, my God, there he is!
l'm sorry, Gabriel.
He's cuter.
What, is that--
My ex. Please let him see me.
Please let him see me.
-Come here.
-What--
Hey, how have you been?
Really great.
You got a haircut.
lt looks nice.
l don't want to interrupt.
Oh, no, you're not.
lt's nice to see you.
l'd like to talk to you
sometime.
Hi. l'm Mark.
How you doing?
l've been better.
You know, meeting this guy...
has been one of the luckiest
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