Trolls Holiday Page #5

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planet.

Just reach down

with your right hand

and activate your

bubbles of cowardice.

The bubbles of cowardice

will fly you to Boovsland

for immediate boarding.

Uh..

Uh-oh! Aah!

[instrumental music]

Oh, the Boov

are abandoning Earth.

I have a feeling that we must

show them the ways

of Earth snow.

Come on, everybody,

let's go, let's go!

Move 'em out.

Kyle:
Everybody please stay calm

as we frantically leave forever.

- Stop!

- Stop!

Oh, perfect, you're just in time

to escape

this horrid dying planet.

Kyle, you guys totally need to

stop booving out right now.

- Oh, still leaving!

- No!

Everybody stop!

Do not fear the snow.

Are you crazy?

We've seen this stuff

destroy planets.

I once felt the same way

but look at all the fun

you are missing.

- Yay! Whoo! Ow, my eye.

- Oh, that's horrible.

That eye is most definitely

useless now.

Oh, wow!

Oh, wow!

Behold, a snow recreation

of a winged human.

There is a human shaped

like that?

- Aesthetically displeasing.

- Hmm.

[gasps]

Oh, where are you going?

The Boov aren't gonna listen

to me.

She is right,

we find her voice very grating.

Man, these little sass mouths

are start... Aah!

[laughing]

- Oh, that's..

- Oh, no.

That is a betrayal.

[laughing]

- Ah ha ha.

- Sweet revenge.

[chuckles]

You're toast.

[laughing]

We will be seeing about that.

That looks like fun.

I've always wanted to have fun.

[Tip and Oh laughing]

[cheering]

This is so fun.

Bringings the pain.

[groaning]

Okay, that is enough the pain.

Yay!

[instrumental music]

I love snow!

- Snowball!

- Ha ha ha!

[cheering]

I'm a little cold,

but I like it.

[laughing] Oh, I think I feel

my core temperature dropping.

Come, we'll

have a snowball fight.

No, wait.

[grunting]

[laughing]

I got you guys so..

Uh-oh!

[gasps]

Tip, I froze every Boov.

Boovs are having a higher

freezing temperatures.

I should never have given up

on the Boovian position

of giving up.

Oh, think, you're not frozen.

Oh, yeah, maybe because I am

wearing a hat? Aah!

Well, it can't be that.

What else could it be?

Sharzod:
Why ain't nobody

at my fragrance party?

Don't you all wanna be hot?

Secret oils and essences!

Jalapeno salsa!

One can of pepper spray!

[gasps] Sharzod made me hot!

Tip, we need Dang!

To un-freeze

all of these Boov.

Oh, uh, I'm stuck.

Uh, okay, Tip,

you stay here and keep an eye

on the Boovs.

And Oh will take Slushious

to Sharzod's party.

This will protect

your human skull.

- Whoo!

- Huh!

Uh, huh, you guys seem cool.

Ha-ha, ooh!

[whirring]

Dang, dang.

Dang, dang.

Dang, dang.

[instrumental music]

Sharzod! Uh!

Sharzod! Sharzod!

Oh, my Boov boy, you came.

Sharzod, can I takes

all of your fragrance

to unfreeze the Boov.

What? My fragrant?

You are asking to take

all of my fragrant?

To save a bunch of Boovs

who didn't even come

to my unveiling party

in the first place?

Hmm, dang!

But, Sharzod, if we do not use

your fragrance

the Boov will freeze to death.

No one will be around

to attend your parties.

Do you see anyone here?

No one did attend my party.

Not even you, Oh.

[instrumental music]

Wait!

Oh:
Maybe we stills can.

[beeping]

Oh, what're you doing?

[whirring]

[upbeat music]

[sobbing]

Ooh, right there, right there.

Ah-ha!

Hah! Ha-ha!

Whoo!

Oh, Sharzod!

Look who is here to sees you.

[gasps]

You guys made it after all.

[laughs]

Now hurry up and makes them hot.

[whirring]

Let's get hot!

[instrumental music]

Embrace my scent!

Whoa!

[laughing]

Ah! Dancing party!

Whoo! I am very flexible now.

Yeah! Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Yay!

Tip, I did it.

I am savings the Boov.

Yeah, now that's a party

worthy of me.

[laughing]

- Are you okay?

- Yeah, yeah.

I was gettin'

kinda chilly back there

but now I'm kinda hot.

[Sharzod laughing]

Sharzod:
No, you ain't.

Dang!

[instrumental music]

Eep:
Since the first sunrise,

there have been

two things

you can always count on.

Family and change.

[rumbling]

And both can be pretty painful.

Hi, I'm Eep.

My family, the Croods,

went through a lot

of changes surviving

what we called "The End."

But this isn't that story.

This is about "The Before,"

as in, before the end.

"The Before" was back when

we lived in Ahh! Valley.

A neighborhood named after

the last words of its founder.

Who forgot to check if anyone

was already living there.

[roaring]

Aah!

Eep:
Life was good.

I was learning how to

hunt prey and friends.

My mom had taken a break

from gathering

to stay home with my

little sister, Sandy.

[screams]

[laughs]

My brother, Thunk, was...

Thunk.

And my dad was the best

bonker in the hunting pack.

Working hard to

put food on the floor.

All he asked was that everything

stay exactly like it was,

and that's exactly

when everything changed.

[snoring]

[instrumental music]

[screaming]

Mom, Sandy's

eating my face again!

Well, did you sleep with

your stomach showing, Thunk?

You know she likes easy prey.

Remember what I taught you.

- When an animal locks its jaw...

- Tickle its closest paw.

[laughing]

Well done, Eep, and who's

daddy's little predator?

[chuckles]

[laughing]

Hey, Eep.

No training today.

Teacher got eaten by his lesson.

We're all going

to the watering hole.

Come hang out with us.

[gasps]

Can I go to the watering hole?

Uh, I... I don't know.

But, dad, this is the first time

I've been invited inside

the predator defense circle.

Oh, the in crowd?

She would be safer

with them, Grug.

Bye, in crowd.

Thanks for letting me hang.

Okay, okay, you can go, but

don't have too much fun, and...

Eep:
Don't drown.

Don't splash water spiders.

Don't taunt the wind.

That's my girl,

remembering all her don'ts.

[woman screams]

Grug. My mother!

Hi, family that I love!

And Groan.

It's Grug!

Bub bub bub bu-dub

Bub bub bub bub bu-dub

Bu-dub bub

Hold on, mom!

Or give in. Up to you.

[grunts]

Gran?

Excuse me, outcasts.

[instrumental music]

[growls]

The cold season will return.

Gather food

while there's still time.

We're wasting our breath,

brother.

This town thinks we're crazy.

Maybe now, brother,

but when the valley freezes

and food goes scarce,

what'll they think then?

Why, nothing, brother.

They'll be dead.

I stand corrected, brother.

I stand corrected.

[growls]

[panting]

[grunts]

It'll be nice to have this

valley to ourselves, brother.

Indeed, brother.

[grunts]

[laughs]

Getting slow in your old age.

- Maybe try usin' my cane, Glop.

- It's Grug!

Oh, right. Glop was

Ugga's handsome boyfriend.

[sighs]

Croods, family tree formation!

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[music continues]

[all screaming]

Come on, we're almost home,

brother.

Gah! My back!

I have to rest, brother,

or I'll drop this egg.

I sure hope your back's

feeling better, brother.

[screaming]

[groans]

[Sandy giggling]

Did you see that, Bulk?

Yeah, Sulk, but I wish I hadn't.

- Ew!

- Huh!

[laughs]

What a super funny stunt

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