Tuhog Page #5

There's no reason to be jealous.

He's with you In Dumaguete.

I'm here in ManIla.

Ever since you and your family moved, all l hear

from you is Jun Rey this, Jun Rey that.

Jun Rey, Jun Rey, Jun Rey.

DIdn't I make a promIse?

Did you mean it?

Or you only promised,

because l beg you to do it?

I promIsed because I love you.

I love you.

Sure l'm the only one?

Yes, only you.

National Heroes day

is celebrated every blank.

When?

Every blank Monday of August.

Class, every fourth Monday.

And for what?

So that we have a day to honor

our lesser known heroes.

So we remember them

and not just BonifacIo and blank.

Who else?

RIzal.

But RIzal Day is celebrated every blank.

Class, fill in the blank. Please.

Every... yes?

December blank.

Thirty.

December thirty

Is the day Rizal was blank.

He was... E... Executed.

He was executed.

Meanwhile,

Bonifacio Day is celebrated every...

blank.

November thirty.

And what is November thirty?

Clue:
Happy blank day.

Happy blank day to you.

November thirty is... what is happy blank day?

Carlos Sicat?

Angel, I dreamt about you last nIght.

And you were beggIng me to...

...blank you.

You said

you would do anything for me if I...

blank you.

I wIll blank you and blank you

until you beg me to stop.

I wIll confIscate this phone.

Caloy, Caloy... Jenna.

-Because you keep reading blank... what?

-Blank me. Blank me please.

Fifty Shades of Grey.

That book will do you no good!

Bro, l already blanked Peachy.

Solid, bro.

Cool, right?

ls that my shirt?

Yup. I sleep wearing it.

I wIsh I was that t-shirt rIght now.

You know what,

this is the only thIng I wear when l sleep.

Really?

Yeah.

Only this.

Not even..?

No.

You want to see?

Angel...

Jun...

Jun? Jun Rey!

-You're cheatIng on me wIth Jun ReyI

-Ha?

Caloy! My name is CaloyI

You called me Jun ReyI

No. Uhmm... Caloy, sorry l...

Be quIet!

Who is that?

Angel.

You're fighting?

She has Jun Rey now.

Why don't you look for a real girlfriend?

Why? Angel is not real?

Jenna's more real because she's here.

You can kiss her.

You can... mmm...

touch her.

Bro, if you don't sleep with Jenna,

l'll kill myself.

l won't do that to Angel.

l thought you said she has Jun Rey?

Boys, what the blank is going on there?

Bro, fill in the blank.

You cannot blank Angel long distance.

ls this history of the blank?

l don't want to go to class.

Me too. l feel blank.

Then let's cut class.

lf you have crap on your head...

would you want to know or not?

l would. To get even.

Wouldn't it be better to remain clueless?

Hey, Timbancaya!

-Hey, Wayne!

- Wyne!

Bastard! l will report youI

l can't feel my legs.

Are they still there?

They're still there.

-Yeah, they're there.

-They're there.

Picture.

Wayne sandwich.

This Is cool. Look...

Boy, l'm sorry about what happened,

but that other bus made a sudden left.

l thought you were already on board the bus.

Chill, man.

This is actually awesome.

l got lots of hits.

You're the driver?

Yes sir. l'm the driver.

You're lucky the kid only got bruises.

But next time,

if you don't stop being reckless...

you might kill someone.

l promise there won't be a next time.

lt won't happen again.

l hope so.

l saw you on Youtube.

You were In the bus sandwich video.

How Is your frIend?

He's famous now.

Caloy, are you stIll mad at me?

If I ever see that Jun Rey,

I'll beat hIm upI

I'll just make it up to you.

What's that?

Just watch.

Angel... Angel... Buffering!

Please! Not now.

Buffering!

No.

Did you see that?

She wants me.

Go on, call her!

lf you don't call her, can l?

Shut up!

l prefer Angel.

That's not what your dick is saying.

Caloy!

Please, let me sleep!

-Short!

-Damn it!

l had that shot!

Hey! Bro, wait!

Tell me what you'll do to me

when we're in bed together.

What the...!

All you can think of is Angel's cherry.

lf you're going to have sex,

then have sex.

Go and get it over with.

Yeah.

So we can get some sleep.

Angel will be here during sem break

for our anniversary.

So?

So come second semester,

we will no longer be virgins.

Slow down. There's a kid.

Go get a room!

Sir, stop!

He's lying to you!

Hear that, Angel?

She says you're a liar.

Caloy, we have to talk.

Miss, can you spare me some change?

Boy, we don't have money. Scram.

You're going to die.

Hurry up. Let's go.

Hurry up. Come on.

Stop it.

l'll do it, l'll do it. Take yours off.

Wayne! What are you doing there?

You've been there all this time?

Ah, yeah. l got trapped.

l'm Wayne.

You're the guy between the buses?

Angel.

That's... Mark.

You're sexier in person.

Hey! Aren't you the least bit embarassed?

You're not leaving yet?

l thought this was happening on your

anniversary?

Just because it rained...

Out!!!

Let's go! Let's play DOTA.

Do you really want to do it already?

Let's wait just a little while longer.

Our anniversary is just a few days away.

l'm so excited.

l want it to be perfect.

You're making me nervous.

Your expectations are too high.

l might disappoint you.

Angel, that's impossible.

We both want the same thing.

We want our first time to be special.

And we both want our first times

to be with someone we love.

ls that corny?

No. lt's sweet, actually.

What is it?

Nothing. Come on.

Caloy, thank you.

lt's nothing.

-Let me. l'll bring it in.

-No, l'll do it.

Angel.

Are you angry?

l'm just tired.

Am l being unfair to you?

Maybe l'm being unfair to you.

lf you're not ready, just tell me.

l'll wait.

Caloy, we need to talk.

But not tonight.

Angel.

Angel.

l don't get it. Angel and l were okay.

Then all of a sudden, we weren't.

The funny thing is, l have no idea why.

What?!

Wayne has something to tell you.

Why me?

Just tell him.

What?

You've got crap on your head.

Bro, check this out.

That's nothing.

l'm sure Angel can explain.

You need an explanation for this?

Look at it.

Angel is cheating on you.

Looks to me like Jun Rey

already popped her cherry.

-Ouch!

-Take that back!

Your girlfriend cheated on you.

And you're mad at me?

You're messed up!

But she promised me...

l would be her first.

Caloy.

Caloy?

Caloy?

Caloy?

Caloy, are you there?

Caloy, man up.

Tell her you know.

Don't be a sissy. Stop hiding.

You're acting like it's your fault.

lf l were you, l'd get back at her.

l would take advantage of her.

Angel's no longer a virgin anyway.

Shut up, man! l love Angel.

Even after she cheated on you?

Don't be stupid!

Go on your anniversary date.

Get some payback.

Happy anniversary!

l'm cold.

l saw you and Jun Rey on Facebook.

What was that?

Did you sleep with him?

Caloy, l made a mistake.

But why? How could you?

l could have slept around.

l didn't because l love you.

But you were making a fool out of me.

l even found out from someone else.

Caloy, it's too difficult.

You're here in Manila

and l'm there in Dumaguete.

But you're the one l love, Caloy.

Mark said you wanted to dance with me?

Here. ln here.

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