Twin Peaks: The Missing Pieces Page #2

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a delegation of Norwegians

in town next week,

and I'd like you both

to be able to introduce yourself.

Now, Sarah, you first.

Ready?

What?

- Leland Palmer.

- Sarah. Sarah Palmer.

Okay, honey, now... That's very good.

We'll practice some more.

You try it, okay?

Laura Palmer.

Okay. All together now.

Hold hands.

A little bow. A little formal bow.

That's my girls. That's my girls.

Oh, my.

Oh, Sarah.

- Friend of Leo's, right?

- Yeah.

Power and the glory.

Hey, wait. Uh, I thought Leo said

this was my party.

If you can f*** and drive,

the party starts right now.

You shift that one.

This one's mine.

This is not the 2-by-4 I ordered.

It's the second time you've sent it.

It's too small.

I want a 2-by-4.

I don't understand

how this could have happened.

What's going on?

I ordered a 2-by-4.

None of the pieces are 2-by-4.

It's all very simple.

You see, Mr. Mibbler, the wood comes

in over here and it goes out over there.

Now, when it's over here,

it's exactly 2-by-4,

but when it comes out over there,

it's exactly 1 and 9/16ths

by 3 and 9/16ths.

It's that way all over our land.

You admit it then.

Well, you know,

a 2-by-4 hasn't been a 2-by-4

since the invention of the plane cut

and the planer.

We're not trying to cheat you.

- I've alerted the institution in Portland.

- If it was...

If it was 2-by-4,

it wouldn't fit anything.

You couldn't build

a decent doghouse with it.

Now, wood cutting has to be uniform,

accurate.

I wanted a 2-by-4 inch.

Well, none of this would've happened

if you'd have said "untrimmed."

Untrimmed.

Do we have any of those?

Well, birchwood and clear wood,

they're exactly 2-by-4 for exporting.

But even they can shrink.

Green wood shrinks.

Pete, it's all so complicated.

I mean, we could end up in the

courthouse illegally or something.

International.

I wanted 2-by-4.

Ah.

Mr. Mibbler, look,

down at your bank,

is a dollar still worth

what it used to be?

Oh.

I see what you mean.

Understand?

Oh, I'm so sorry.

- Here you go.

- Thank you.

Thank you.

Heidi has a bloody nose.

A bloody nose?

Do you think you could give Laura

a hand with the Meals on Wheels?

Uh, I'm really busy, Norma.

You're not that busy.

I changed my mind.

I don't want any coffee, Eddie.

Nadine!

Sorry, Norma.

Um...

Uh, Shelly, I... I can't do

the Meals on Wheels today.

I just can't.

Norma,

Laura just ran off

and left her car and Meals on Wheels.

Should I do the run?

What's with that Laura?

Yeah.

Yeah, sure.

There's nobody here anyway.

Yeah, there's nobody here anyway.

There's no one here.

You okay?

Come back as soon as you can,

okay?

If Leo comes here,

he's not gonna believe

I'm out on Meals on Wheels.

If Leo comes, Shelly,

I'll take care of him, don't worry.

Thanks.

Sweetheart.

Kind of quiet.

Oh, babe, I'm so sorry

about what happened.

Let's get together later if we can.

I'll call you.

What's wrong, Laura?

Laura, what is it?

I just want one friend.

Just for one minute.

Laura, how about one friend

for the rest of your whole life?

That's what I want.

Thanks, D.

Okay, L.

I'm your friend always.

But sometimes lately I feel that

you don't wanna be around me

because I'm so uptight.

No, I am uptight.

And I hate it.

I don't wanna be, but, Laura,

I don't...

I mean...

I'm your friend

no matter what way you are.

You know,

even when I just think about your face,

I get happier.

Come on.

Do you wanna talk?

No, I wanna smoke.

I'm really in a mess today too.

I'm thinking about doing it with Mike.

Mike's the man, right?

Well, what do you think?

Donna, you're such a crack-up.

You don't even like Mike.

Is this way your way of showing to me

that you're not uptight?

This is about sex, not like.

Mom, Laura's here,

and I think I'll have

one of those huckleberry muffins.

You want a muffin?

If I can smoke it.

Do you want a muffin?

Donna, you are a muffin.

Ipso facto.

The red rose.

Where's the red rose?

Oh, that's so embarrassing.

You know the light

at Sparkwood and 21?

It worked right there.

I just did it right there.

Why is it you can't smoke

in your home,

I'm a doctor and don't allow smoking

in my home,

and I let you smoke in my home?

- Because you love me so much?

Heh-heh.

I do love you,

you little smoking whippersnapper.

I want you to know that I put seven

whole huckleberries in each muffin.

Mm.

What the hell is this?

It's a prescription.

Uh, this isn't a prescription.

It's a secret message for Laura.

"The angels will return,

and when you see the one

that's meant to help you,

you will weep with joy."

I'll get it.

Hello?

Yeah, she's right here, Leland.

Laura, it's for you. It's your father.

Hello?

Okay.

I gotta go home.

I'll walk you out.

See you tomorrow.

Okay.

Bye, sweetie.

You okay?

Goodbye, muffin.

No, you're the muffin.

No, Donna, you're right.

I'm the muffin!

Don't take the ring, Laura.

Don't take the ring.

Ooh. You see what we can do?

No.

- Ooh.

- No.

Ooh.

I want to taste through your mouth.

No.

Laura!

Now I can't find my blue sweater.

Did you take it again?

- Mom.

- What?

What are you wearing?

Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.

Mom.

- Oh, no.

- Mom.

Oh, no.

- Mom.

- It's happening again.

- No, it's...

- It's happening again.

- No. No, it's not. Just sit down.

- It's happening again.

Someone who knows how to clean

knows where the object was

before she started cleaning,

and then that object goes back

to the same exact spot.

Shelly, I know where everything

in this house is.

Sometimes on the road, I mentally

go through this whole house

and picture where every item is.

Lay off the bennies, Leo.

Anybody can clean the surface

of an object,

but dirt can find its way anywhere.

To really clean,

you have to scrub below the surface.

Where the dirt is, Shelly!

That's one thing you're gonna learn,

how to clean.

It takes scrubbing, Shelly.

There is no easy way.

This is where we live, Shelly!

As if I didn't know.

I'm gonna show you how to wash this,

and then you're gonna do it.

Come off it, Leo.

I need to get ready for work.

What did you say?

Shelly,

I'm not fooling around anymore!

First thing you got to learn

is good attitude.

That's the key.

Anybody will tell you that.

Ow!

Don't even think about

going anywhere.

I'm not finished with you.

We couldn't get any warmer.

- Mm.

- Ahem.

What are you playing?

I don't think I recognize that.

It's a tune called P-P-P-P-T-B.

It's a portable, uh, breath tester.

Harry gave it to me. What's it say?

It says you can't even walk. Ha, ha.

Oh.

Well, looks like we're gonna be here

for a long time.

Let's find something good

on the radio.

So far away.

God, that's beautiful.

It's you and me, Ed.

You can barely hear us.

Ed,

do you think we're lucky,

or just a terrible accident?

Sweetheart, I think we're so lucky.

I think

we're one great big giant

smash-up.

Yeah!

Yeah!

All right, I didn't even spill my beer.

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