Two-Bit Waltz

And why is it that you're here?

I saw a sign today that

said "Randy's Donuts...

And why is it that you're here?

Tastiest donuts

you've ever endured."

And why is it that you're here?

And why is that you're here?

And why is it that you're here?

I want to die.

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Recently, how have you

been occupying your time?

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I haven't been.

And why is it that you're here?

And why is it that you're here?

Breakfast.

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Good morning.

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What is the point of school?

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You really shouldn't smoke.

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You should smoke.

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That's incredibly immature.

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You want a drink?

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It's 6:
30 in the morning.

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Oh, God.

And why is it that you're here?

Maude, go to school.

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And don't become a

filthy prostitute.

And why is it that you're here?

And you really shouldn't smoke.

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"Dear Abby..."

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"Dear Abby..."

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"Dear Abby..."

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What are you writing?

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Hi.

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Stop moping.

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I'm not moping.

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You are obviously upset.

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Why would you say that?

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You knew him for a week.

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Oh, God.

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He was an idiot.

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He told me he loved me.

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No, he didn't.

And why is it that you're here?

That's true.

And why is it that you're here?

He knowingly took

your virginity,

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And then said he was

planning on being faithful

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But couldn't promise anything.

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Ugh.

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What are you writing?

And why is it that you're here?

Notes on my novel,

which I know I

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Haven't written yet, but... OK.

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Now, I know you were just

trying to be helpful,

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But that was actually

really, really annoying.

And why is it that you're here?

And I think that

it's not good to...

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Stiff up your lip.

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Now, come on.

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We'll be late for school.

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Right as always, Muffin.

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Don't call me that.

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Let's hang out after

school today, yeah?

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No.

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Why?

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I have a college tutor.

And why is it that you're here?

OK, well, then we'll get all

our girly chatty time in chem

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Then.

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I have SAT prep.

And why is it that you're here?

OK, well then

we'll talk at lunch.

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Have applications.

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Well, then...

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No.

And why is it that you're here?

I hate you.

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No, you don't.

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Very true.

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I think you're a world wonder.

And why is it that you're here?

You're my little cherub pie,

and I adore you like a...

And why is it that you're here?

Don't call me that.

And why is it that you're here?

'K, bye!

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Love you.

And why is it that you're here?

You're my best friend.

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And why is it that you're here?

And what are we not

going to do today?

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Cause trouble.

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And how are we

not going to do it?

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By doing nothing that

involves anything.

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More specifically by...?

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I don't know.

And why is it that you're here?

Why do you not know?

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I'm not sure.

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Because you do not...

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Brush my teeth.

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...pay attention.

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OK.

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OK.

And why is it that you're here?

Now, I say, "Brush my teeth."

And why is it that you're here?

I'm sorry.

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I say, "Pay attention."

And why is it that you're here?

And you say, "Brush my teeth."

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Are you ready?

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One, two, three, go.

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There are a few minutes

left before school starts.

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I suggest you use it to

finish your homework.

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What makes you think I

haven't done it already?

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Instinct.

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Instinct.

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That's incredibly immature.

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And why is it that you're here?

What do you mean you

didn't take anything away

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From "The Diary of Anne Frank"?

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Well, like she's

not making it up.

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It was a joke.

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I've had just about

enough of this.

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You know what they say.

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If at first you don't succeed...

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Did your mother

abandon you as a baby?

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No.

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But you told me...

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Oh.

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Right, yeah, no.

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She just doesn't go

back to school night.

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And why did you

mock the material?

And why is it that you're here?

Well, to be honest, I

just didn't do the report.

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Why not?

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I'm writing this novel, and...

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A novel?

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Listen to me, young lady.

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The way you've been

behaving this year,

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I wouldn't be surprised

if you didn't graduate,

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Let alone get into

a good college.

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Oh, I don't want to go to...

And why is it that you're here?

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