Two-Bit Waltz Page #2

And I hope you're aware that

racist comments are something

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That we do not nor

will we ever tolerate.

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Especially coming from someone

with a Jewish background,

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I found a particularly

disgraceful

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That you would shame your own

people by suggesting... are you

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Listening to me?

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Maude?

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Maude?

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What?

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Oh.

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Listen.

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You are my itty-bitty

little counselor friend,

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And I adore you.

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And I want you to

know that I am fully

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Aware that the

Holocaust is real.

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I just didn't do my homework.

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Take this.

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Sit there.

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Write the report.

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And when you're done, I want

you to write a public apology

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To give to the entire

student body tomorrow.

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Is that clear?

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Yes.

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Does this mean I'm not

allowed to say "kike"?

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I have this idea for the

story about this young coke

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Addict that wants to hit

it big in the big city.

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What do you think?

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What happened?

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Life got to her

in a way that could only

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Be dealt with by

self-medication.

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It's a nice day.

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Jeez, man, it's a

really nice day.

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No.

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What happened to you?

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I was born on a star.

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You were suspended.

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Yes.

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I see, and how

long ago was this?

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Days, years, weeks, months.

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Says on the

transcript, two weeks.

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I have had too much time to

be alone with my thoughts.

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I'm very disappointed in you

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I know.

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I can't understand

how this has happened.

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Yeah, I know.

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I do not understand why you

insist on acting like a child.

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Yeah, I know.

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Your priorities are

extremely misguided.

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And not only that,

but you completely

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Choose to ignore your own

well-being in favor of things

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That seem fun or

interesting or cool.

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Yeah, I know.

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Which means that you will never

gain the respect of the people

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Around you.

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I know, I know, I know that.

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Now, I want you

to go to your room

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And think about what

you've done and not

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Come out until you

are truly sorry.

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Yeah, I know.

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I love you so much.

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Hello, darling.

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You're just in

time for the story.

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I need to talk to you.

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Darling, it'll have to wait.

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I must tell the tale

of the magic rabbit.

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It's kind of important.

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Can you two please move

your conversation outside?

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I'd like to take

my bath in peace.

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Will both of you

please be quiet?

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Now, once upon a time, there

was a little magic rabbit

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Who lived in a cave with

an evil yoga practitioner.

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One day, he was

hopping down the lane.

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Rabbits don't live in caves.

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Yes, they do.

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No, they absolutely do not.

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Well, they do in this story.

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Mother, you know

I hate inaccuracies

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In bedtime stories.

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Well, this isn't

a bedtime story.

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It's a bath-time story.

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That's precisely my point.

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Your story's a falsity and has

also breached my private time.

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Darling, why must you

always be so negative?

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I got suspended.

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I really don't know

what that means.

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OK.

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Well, I'll just, um...

I'll talk to you later.

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All right, darling.

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One day, he was

hopping down the lane.

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Your mother mentioned

a few things.

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Obviously, grief in some

cases can lead to severe...

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It's not a question of grief.

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All right.

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Well, just for reference,

grief in some cases can be...

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I don't know what

my mother mentioned,

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But it's not a

question of grief.

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Well, what would

it be a question of then?

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Conservative fiscalism.

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I'm sorry?

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Conservative fiscalism.

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What?

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Maude, breakfast.

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Breakfast.

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"Plutonian Facts."

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