Two-Bit Waltz Page #3

And why is it that you're here?

Carl, pay attention.

And why is it that you're here?

"Pluto descends in

the top hemisphere.

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And Venus seems to be

rising at the left.

And why is it that you're here?

And we should all be very

careful of Mars, because..."

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Hi.

And why is it that you're here?

Hi.

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"The Arctic Circle..."

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What are you eating?

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"... Which is in the

northern hemisphere..."

And why is it that you're here?

Toast.

And why is it that you're here?

Cool.

And why is it that you're here?

Can I have some?

And why is it that you're here?

No.

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I went for a mind run.

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I ran half a block.

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"... Over the plains

of the earth."

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What?

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My darling little

snummy bumpkins, please

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Do not interrupt

the daily horoscope.

And why is it that you're here?

Snummy bumpkins?

And why is it that you're here?

Bummy snumpkins?

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"... That it may once again

become the overlaying and..."

And why is it that you're here?

I'll just go back to bed.

And why is it that you're here?

Yes, darling.

And why is it that you're here?

You have a little rest.

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"... That we all know..."

Wait, wait, wait.

And why is it that you're here?

You can't go back to bed.

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I'm sorry I forgot.

And why is it that you're here?

We're going to see Granny today.

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Well, go on.

And why is it that you're here?

Go on.

And why is it that you're here?

Go upstairs.

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Have the shower.

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Wash your face.

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Shine your shoes.

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Do your things.

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OK.

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All right, darling.

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You look so beautiful.

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Bernie, dear, what

is the matter?

And why is it that you're here?

My toast is out of focus.

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Do try and eat

your toast, Bernie.

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"We all know and

love her to be..."

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Hello.

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Hello.

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How are you, Granny?

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Granny?

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And why is it that you're here?

And why is it that you're here?

And why is it that you're here?

Carl, dear, please

try and pay attention.

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I'm curious.

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I don't want to think about it.

And why is it that you're here?

You should want

to think about it.

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You're gonna a lot.

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I mean, get more...

she liked me more.

And why is it that you're here?

That's beside the point.

And why is it that you're here?

It isn't beside

the point if it's

And why is it that you're here?

Going to be available

to you in a week.

And why is it that you're here?

You know, you are

a terrible person.

And why is it that you're here?

Granny is dead, and all you

can talk about is inheritance.

And why is it that you're here?

So all of a sudden, she

isn't some old wraith

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With a terrible temper

and smelly arms?

And why is it that you're here?

She's still dead.

And why is it that you're here?

That doesn't make it right.

And why is it that you're here?

Children.

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You want to go to

the movies today?

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I can't.

And why is it that you're here?

I have school after this.

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What?

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Granny is dead.

And why is it that you're here?

You can keep saying that.

And why is it that you're here?

I told them that she

died, like, two years ago

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That month mom and

me had that band.

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Can you just hang

out with me anyway?

And why is it that you're here?

I have nothing to do.

And why is it that you're here?

All right.

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You're the self-hating Jew now.

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You aren't, huh?

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Yeah.

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And why is it that you're here?

Ew.

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Give you $10 if

you lick her face.

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Hi.

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What, dear?

And why is it that you're here?

I said hi.

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I can't talk now, darling.

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It's Bernie's time to shine.

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Mother, can you please

stop saying that?

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Does he really have

to go to school today?

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Yes.

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I've already wrapped

my head around going.

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If I have to unwrap

it now, there'll

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Be no much time before yoga.

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How much time?

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When do you have to go to yoga?

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After she drops me off.

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All right.

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Do I have everything?

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Yes.

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Yes.

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All right.

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Darling, don't look so forlorn.

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Why don't you do something

constructive with your time?

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Why don't you work on

that nice little play

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Thing you've been doing?

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It's a book.

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Is it?

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I don't know.

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And for heaven's sake,

don't jump on our bed.

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You'll wake up your father.

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I don't do that anymore.

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Besides, he sleeps under the

shades in the living room now.

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No, I found him under the bed.

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I think the casket is

making his nostalgic.

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When are they going to

take that thing away?

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Calm down, dear.

And why is it that you're here?

It's only been an hour.

And why is it that you're here?

They'll be here in a few days.

And why is it that you're here?

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