Two-Lane Blacktop Page #2
- R
- Year:
- 1971
- 102 min
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and they honk.
But I keep my cool.
I don't get into it with 'em. They get hysterical.
They're just a bunch of small-town car freaks.
That's all they are.
But I tell you one thing, mister.
They'll run right over you
if they get the chance.
That's homemade stuff.
They can't stand up to a 455. No way.
Sh*t. I'd run off and leave them
in 20 minutes.
J ust color me gone, baby!
Why can't I ever sit up front?
What is this, anyway,
some kind of masculine power trip?
I'm shoved back here
Screwdrivers and wrenches
don't make it for me, you know.
We oughta get some action soon.
We'll need bread to do a little work
on the carburetors and check out the rear end.
I don't see anybody
paying attention to my rear end.
Listen. I've gotta take a leak.
Honest.
You gotta stop this car.
Put her flat out for a while.
- Good morning.
- Fill it up.
- May I check the oil, sir?
- Yes, you may.
- Good morning.
- Mornin'. We need a tank of-
It's not in there.
Can I check the oil, sir?
No, he'll get that.
I don't like being crowded by a couple
of punk road hogs clear across two states.
I don't.
I don't believe I've ever seen you.
Course, there's lots of cars
on the road like yours.
They all get to look the same.
If I wanted to bother,
I could suck you right up my tailpipe.
Sure you could.
14.9- $ 5.00.
Thank you, sir.
And you come back.
# Well, a truckload of art #
#From New York City #
Hear those cicadas?
Yeah.
You talk about survival.
Man, those are some freaky bugs.
They spend, uh - They come out
of the ground every seven years.
They live underground
the rest of the time...
and the only time they come out of the ground
is to crawl out of their skins and grow some ring -
grow some wings so they can f***.
And then they die.
But before they die, they manage
to lay some more eggs so that these bugs -
We've got a better life,
haven't we?
- We make them look sick.
- Oh, boy, I'll say.
Well, don't get any splinters.
You bore me.
These are groovy records.
Play one.
- You travelin' with those guys?
- Yeah.
Say, where'd you get
such a far-out car?
Vegas.
I won it shootin' craps.
Thought I'd drive to New York
and spend some money.
I don't care.
I'm just gonna hang loose.
How fast'll that car go?
- Oh, I don't know.
Pretty fast.
I can take 'im.
I know I can take that antique.
# Took us all the way
to New Orleans #
#I took my harpoon out #
# Was blowin'sad
# With them windshield wipers
slappin' time #
#And Bobby clappin'hands #
# We finally sang up every song
that driver knew #
How you doin'?
- #Freedom's just another word #
- Fine.
- #For nothin'left to lose #
- Better.
I think we got us a squirrel to run.
#Nothin'ain't worth nothin'
but it's free #
#Feeling good was easy, Lord #
#Feeling good
was good enough for me #
# Good enough
- You got nothin' in that engine but a bunch of-
- We'll race.
Sure, we'll race.
You're damn right we'll race.
For pinks.
Pink slips?
You mean, for cars?
You wanna race for the whole shot?
That's right.
All the rolling stock.
- Where to?
- You name it.
I n that case, smart-ass,
Washington, D.C.
Right.
Washington, D.C.
Washington, D.C.
J ust a second, man.
No, you're on.
You're definitely on.
- Show him how to do it.
We put the pinks in an envelope,
send 'em to D.C., general delivery.
First one there waits for his car.
I'll do that. I've done it before.
- How much do we owe you?
- 8.15.
Thank you.
You all come back.
We stay on the country roads.
Less heat that way.
Never say you're racing,
or they'll bust you for it.
No way, baby.
They ain't gonna see me.
The sun is still soft, but not for long.
#First, foremost, factual #
First, Foremost
and Factual News, presented by-
- Turn that sh*t off.
- What?
- Turn it off! It gets in the way!
We had some good sleep last night.
Leastways I did.
for a long race.
get to you come night.
- How are your eyes?
- Good. It all feels good.
I figure we can go straight through.
Three or four stops for gas. Eat light.
It's best to keep a hunger on.
- I'll relieve you in six hours.
- I feel good. I can take it all the way.
Okay.
There's a little muscle
jumping around in your neck.
I like it that way.
It's gonna rain.
He'd better find himself a relief driver,
or he's in trouble.
Unless he has some uppers.
-# Well, as I was motivatin' over the hill #
# Seen Maybelline in a Coupe de Ville #
# Cadillac a-rollin' on the open road
Nothin' outrun my V-8 Ford #
# Cadillac doin' up to 95
Bumper to bumper, rollin' side by side #
# Maybelline
Why can't you be true #
# Yeah, Maybelline
Why can't you be true #
# Well, you done started back
doing those things that you used to do #
- It's a real pretty car.
My cousin used to have one of these.
Tore up the road with it.
It's a test car.
I'm driving a test now,
as a matter of fact.
Detroit set it up.
If I win, it could mean millions
for the organization.
- How far you goin'?
- Oklahoma City.
- You ever been there?
- No, I never been there.
Do you mind if I stretch out,
make myself comfortable?
No. Go right ahead.
the heat went down #
# That's when I heard
it was standin' still #
# Well, I caught Maybelline
at the top of the hill #
# Cadillac looked like a hunk of lead #
# Well, 110, half a mile ahead #
# Maybelline
Why can't you be true #
# Maybelline, why can't you be true #
# You done started back #
# Doin' the things you used to do #
I'm not into that!
I just thought it might
relax you while you drive.
This is competition, man.
I got no time.
Hey! Hey, sweetheart!
Come on!
Yeah, well, we gotta get on it.
Don't go!
You son of a b*tch.
You would've left me, wouldn't you?
- Okay, get your ass outta here.
- It's raining. You can't let me out here.
Out. I told you
to keep your claws off of me.
Oh, come on.
How was I supposed to know?
We can still be friends, can't we?
Out.
I ain't movin'!
- First town we come to, you're out.
I got no time for sidetracks.
on the carburetor.
Get me a cheeseburger
with everything on it and a Coke.
Step back over here for me.
Howdy. Can I help you?
Yeah.
This man's dangerous, Officer.
He passed us on the right
- I swear he was going about 90.
- Step back over here for a minute.
Howdy.
Did he pass you in the ditch?
That's right. He was weaving all over the road.
Scared my wife about half to death.
He must be on something. Say, do you
need me as a witness or anything like that?
No, sir.
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