Two Girls and a Guy Page #7

because they didn't care what you did

or who you did it with?

- There was a few. Very few.

- How few is very few?

I thought that

we were beyond...

this-this stage... What made

you think we were beyond it?

Because it's unpleasant for you to be put on

the spot 'cause you'd like to be beyond it?

Because we had a little moment? Moment?

Yes, a little moment,

which changed nothing.

Just as when I went outside, you and Lou had

a little moment, which changed nothing either.

- We didn't touch each other.

- He's actually telling the truth this time.

- It didn't even come up.

- Why not?

Why not? Well, I wouldn't have let him.

Just the thought never crossed

my mind. Nice. Thankyou very much.

Well, no. You said you

wouldn't have anyway. Well...

How few is few?

Five.

Seven. I'm sorry.

It was seven. It was sev...

- It was less than 10.

- Less than 10?

Less than 10?

Do I hear- Do I hear 20?

Hey!

Thirty? Fifty?

Hey, come on. Who do you think I

am? Nero? I'm not Wilt Chamberlain.

No, but you're desperate and you're

obsessed and you're totally out ofcontrol.

Don't deny it, Blake,

you are.

Well, all right, maybe I am

out ofcontrol often, usually.

Do you really want to do this? 'Cause we're

at the door of utter, uninhibited disclosure.

Do you really want to hear

names, dates, places?

Who wanted to be licked where?

Who wanted to be f***ed how?

Who had to be told what? Or in my estimation,

what I think your personal defects are?

Or what you're ready to hear? Or

what you don't want to hear secretly?

Or what if I told you what I thought

about you but would devastate you to hear?

Oh, so you're saying that the reason

that we're in this situation...

is because of

our personal defects?

What kind of girl gets involved with a

guy like me knowing... But we didn't know.

You never even let us get

to knowyou. That's the thing.

Because why? I don't know. You thought

that ifwe would get to know you,

then we would see who you really are

and we wouldn't want to be with you.

Why weren't you honest from

the beginning? I never told you...

You could've said, "Look, I just cannot

be faithful. Let's get to know each other".

Why did you have to make it into some

f***ing romance that you didn't believe in?

I thinkyou've been avoiding us this

whole time by calling your mother.

It's like you're obsessed with your mother.

We can't even talk to you for two seconds.

But you're on the phone

talking to your mother.

You're substituting her for having

a real relationship in your life.

Stop talking about my mom. This

is not right. This is about us.

Everything is from your point ofview,

and you're not f***ing interested in us,

because you're so f***ing into your own

head and how f***ing charming and funny-

And you're an actor, and everything.

You just f***ing avoid it.

And you don't care about us

and our problems at all.

All you care about is convincing

yourself that you're so desirable...

by getting lots ofwomen

to fuckyou, right?

You don't even know how to be,

like, just a person,

just a clear, simple person.

And this is probably the most truthful

moment ofyour life right now. Am I right?

I cannot believe that you are just

dumping all this sh*t on me right now.

This is really toxic.

This is really f***ed up.

I would never get off on just sitting

down and just railing into someone...

and telling them all their

character defects. This is twisted.

- You thinkyou really know me?

- Yeah.

And you thinkyou just have me down

and you know all my faults and all that.

- Pretty well. - Okay, well, how

many guys do you think I f***ed?

None.

You've always said none.

Well, that's right, but you've

said none, too, haven't you?

Not only is that what you've told me, but I

just know that you're probably incapable of it,

because you're so...

you're so...

You think I don't even know

what sexual temptation is,

like I couldn't understand on your

higher plane ofsexual aliveness.

I could never understand that? How many guys do

you think I've f***ed since I've been with you?

None.

More.

- One.

- More.

- Two. You're lying, so...

- More.

Three. I know what you're doing.

You'rejust trying to be... I don't know.

More. Four? F*** you. Four?

Yes, four, but maybe it was three because

one was Victorio, and he was a repeat.

Now do you want to hear

what these guys liked?

How they liked to be

degraded or deified...

or how they liked to be licked

or touched or f***ed?

Or do you want a comparative description

ofdick size, including your own?

I don't like this.

Do you still love me?

Am I still your one,

your one and only one that you love?

Are you incapable of getting

excited by anyone except me?

I can't...

I can't even look at you.

I mean, do you?

Do you still love me?

Okay, I know what

you're trying to do.

I kind of understand it even though it's twisted

and really, like, psychotic ofyou to do it,

but I will forgive you.

Just-Just stop,

'cause it's not working.

You can call him at the Soho Grand.

He's staying there at Penthouse 5.

He threatened to tell you if I didn't go see

him tonight when I talked to him on the phone.

I know that you would never do it, because

you would never have reacted with such anger...

to what I did ifyou had

been doing it yourself.

Because ifyou have, then you are

so much more f***ed up than I am.

At least I'm f***ing finally telling you the

truth. You don't need to pull it out of me.

When I did this to you,

I wasn't trying to hurt you.

Nowyou're doing it to me, like,

with the intention of being hurtful.

I'm not trying to hurt you. I'm only

trying to get on some honest ground...

where I feel like the rug isn't

going to be pulled out from under me.

You f***ed Victorio? Victorio? That

Chippendale'sjerk? Speaking of honest ground.

I want to be on

honest ground too.

I understand completely

what Carla's saying.

Right.

Three girls.

Three girls.

I'm so glad I said it.

This is... You know what? This

isn't even, like, going well,

this little thing that you guys

set up to f*** with me.

No. We have not discussed this. I had

no idea that she was gonna say this,

- and I'm sure she had no idea

that I was gonna say... - Jesus Christ!

And thisjust proves

to both of us...

that we were both sort of

unsatisfied with you. Girls? Girls?

- So you are essentially a carpet-muncher

then? - No. I find that term offensive.

I'm sorry.

I find that term offensive.

- Clam-bumper.

- No. I am an evolved woman...

that realizes that you can get a lot

out ofa relationship from a woman...

like sensitivity, trust,

nurturing...

that you cannot

get out ofa man.

There's, like, a gray area... I can't

f***ing believe that you came here...

and have driven my ass into

the ground for 45 minutes,

holding on to this information

ofwhat you two have been up to.

- This is f***ing nuts! - Because you are

not open with us. You're not who you are.

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