U Me Aur Hum Page #2

also without clothes.

Hey Reena.. Reena.. Ieave him,

please, don't beat him.

Not me, save her..

..she is going to jump down into

the sea and kill herself.

Reena, are you mad? There

are sharks in the water.

Reena, please don't commit suicide.

Ah.. exactly, exactly.. I

touch your feet. See here..

..forgive me if I had

done something wrong.

Shut up. I am not committing

suicide..

..I am going to get my purse, ok?

Look at that! You were being

happy for nothing!

She is not going to

leave me so easily.

You know what, you're sick.

You're a lousy MCP.

You are a lousy..

Aye! No abuses. Ok relax.

Do you know, Vicky, there are two

kinds of women in this world..

..one you cannot live without and

the other you cannot live with!

I want a divorce right now!

We are in such a great mood here.

Please, can't you take your divorce

when we get back to Mumbai?

I can't tolerate this guy

for even half a second.

I am leaving the cruise.

But what has happened, Reena?

She has gone mad. Keep

distance. Go there!

His mother is..

- Hey!

He is a mother..

You can't abuse on the cruise.

His mother is..

Reena, no abuses, ok?

I am not abusing. I am saying

his mother is the problem!

She blames me even if

she catches cold.

She left our house only a few days

ago, and again she is coming back!

So what, what's the problem?

I will

call my mother as well.

Nutty will also invite her mother,

we will have a party.

Yes! A mother's party.

I am going. Where is Ajay? Move!

Yes, l.. you go into the sea,

swim with the fish!

You go and swim with your mom.

It's too hot.

Where are you going?

Nutty!

- Yes?

I have got a ring for you, that

also of real solitaire!

Priced at three lakhs, but l

got a bargain for two ninety.

Let's get married.

Vicky, it's too soon, baby!

You still haven't learned..

..the first three dance steps.

I want that man and wife should

dance on the same rhythm.

Come let's do the cha-cha-cha!

Not again cha-cha..

Ok so this is their story?

The story is of their friend, Ajay!

Ajay?

Smart, handsome, sensitive,

sensible, simple. A psychiatrist..

..the cleverest guy in the group.

His words mesmerizing..

..his charm irresistible.

If you had met him..

..you would have definitely

fallen in love.

Ajay!

How did he look?

Imagine me, 25 years ago.

Ajay, I am leaving!

You haven't come in yet.

I am leaving the cruise.

Give me two minutes,

I am coming with you.

Do you know the meaning of aborting

the cruise at this stage?

It's like aborting a

child in 7 months.

You are a gynecologist so you

can understand what that means.

It's not possible. Do you know

how much money we will lose?

And if they make us

get down in between..

..we can't even walk back home.

But excuse me, who is pregnant?

Ajay, I will not stay with him.

Stay with me then.

- What will I do?

When have you last done anything?

As it is, you are an out-of-form

batsman, go and do net practice!

You mother..

Be careful, son, you are already in

trouble because of your mother.

Listen, that's it. I

want to go right now.

Ok, ok, Reena! Now we all

have to agree that Reena..

..and this sodium sulphate

cannot live together..

..yet this cruise cannot be left

in the middle of the sea either..

..but there is one way..

There is way through the sea?

Let us get them divorced.

- Hundred percent.

Give me your wedding ring.

I don't wear it.

See, I told you, he doesn't love me.

Ok, so you give me your ring.

Of course..

I left it in the bathroom

while having a bath.

Look at this! They are

already divorced and..

..we breaking our

heads over nothing!

Congrats! Congrats. In Mumbai

we will get the papers ready.

Ok, let's celebrate, friends!

Let's have a drink.

Drinks please!

And this is the story.. Piya's

smart, beautiful, sensuous..

..gorgeous smile could knock you

down, her style was enchanting..

..her lovely eyes could make the

rest of the world disappear.

What can I get you, sir?

Ok, tell us, this Piya..

how she looked?

Exactly like her!

Doesn't make a difference.

Excuse me, can I take

your order, sir.

I said anything you desire, sir?

You!

I beg your pardon?

Done.

Such a sweet face, has

to be an lndian.

You are an lndian, aren't you?

Will it change the taste

of your drink, sir?

No. Five vodkas please.

Thank you.

I think she is a Nepali.

Some Piya Thapa..

Yes, sir!

But looks very much lndian.

What I look like, I am not, and

what I am, I don't look like it.

But whatever you look

like, it's great!

Very good.

Hey guys, your five tequilas, sir.

But we ordered vodka, didn't we?

No, I think you had

ordered tequila..

..but I can get the vodka,

not a problem.

Doesn't matter! Next

time if we want..

..to drink Tequila we

will order for vodka.

Are you sure?

- Always.

Ok, enjoy your drinks.

Drinks, please!

Drinks, please!

Lacy, could you help these

gentlemen, please?

Thanks.

Lacy will help you, sir!

Yes! What can I get you, sir?

One bottle country liquor, one

orange flavoured hooch of Patiala..

..and one each of tangerine

flavoured and Mahua flavoured..

..along with some munchies!

What was that, sir?

Ah, I'll explain..

..you see country liquor

of orange and tangerine..

..flavours are our lndian wines,

you know like lndian wives..

..you loose control. Ah!

But I like English wines.

Yes! He's right. Indian women

are like country liquor..

..always making one lose control,

but lndian men are like a mouse..

..always looking for a hole!

So true, so true!

Yes, disgusting man.

What.. what is disgusting?

- Oh, shut up!

What the hell..

One MCN and Margarita.

You know something..

..do you believe in

love at first sight?

You are drunk.

I was drunk the moment I saw you.

Maybe you didn't see but I did..

..that there was a dream

that you were seeing.

What I have often seen in my dream..

..and when I saw that dream

tonight I kept seeing it..

..you know what I am trying to say?

I think you shouldn't

be drinking anymore.

You got me drunk.

Ok, I won't give you anymore drinks.

You are still getting me drunk.

See.

I am only watching!

Piya, your drinks.

Thank you.

You know something..

..drinks please..

..friends.. friends..

..tonight the drinks are

free on the house..

I will pay the bill..

..because I have given my heart.

Let's party and get tight..

..because it's love at first sight.

Hey! I am a poet..

..and I didn't even know it.

Who's the lucky girl?

There, she's the lucky girl.

Oh, those two large..

..intoxicating eyes.

Whoever sees it..

..gets highly intoxicated.

When she looked at me..

..there was an unknown reaction.

She made me fall for her..

..with her one glance.

This is the first time..

..my heart has skipped a beat.

If the heart has skipped a beat..

..then there is something wrong.

If the heart has skipped a beat..

..then there is something wrong.

If the heart has skipped a beat..

..then there is something wrong.

If the heart has skipped a beat..

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