U Me Aur Hum Page #8

..why I've put your face there.

You know what I'm trying to say?

How did you know?

Reena told me. Oh Ajay, I am so

happy. I believe I'm pregnant.

I just can't believe it. And

I know you want a son..

..but as long as we have a healthy

baby, it doesn't matter.

See Ajay, our second wish

is also being fulfilled.

A baby worth living for.

A baby just like you.

Under a silver moon,

on a cruise deck,..

.. celebrating 25 years

of togetherness.

We will celebrate our

silver anniversary..

..on a cruise, won't we?

We're going to make all..

..our dreams come true.

Ajay, I am so happy.

I can't believe it.

It is a miracle. A miracle.

So, where are you off to for

your honeymoon? - Abroad.

Congratulations.

- Nepal? - Thank you.

Please come.

- Hi. - Please.

You know, this seems to be the

season of divorces. No, seriously.

I filed for mine a year ago. But

it still hasn't come through.

That means I'll have to tolerate

my wife for another year.

I think Reena's a great

girl. Don't you?

Yes, of course. Your

wife's wonderful.

Really? Why don't you keep her?

Really. Today's a good day.

I'll wear your clothes, and stand

here. You leave with Reena.

I'll go to Nepal with her.

- Oh Hi!

Hey. Listen - Hey

You're always eyeing other men's

wives, Vicky.. Vicky.. Ajay..

You know something?

Hmm.

I love you.

- Me too.

You know something?

Hmm.

You're beautiful.

Hmm.

You're gorgeous.

Hmm.

You're hot.

Hmm.

You're heavy. - Hmm. It's not

just me you're carrying now.

It's bound to be heavier.

You know something?

- Hmm. - I will die without you.

With me, not without me.

There you are! We've been

looking everywhere..

..and you're parked here.

Hi Piya

- Thanks. - Hi.

Have you noticed Vicky? Firstly

he never meets up.

And when he does, he doesn't

even greet us.

Exactly.

- Cheers guys.

You meet and greet them.

I'll be right back.

Careful.

When you look at her..

..can you tell there's something

wrong with her?

Everything will be alright.

It's just a bad dream.

I wish it was a bad dream. I

would have stopped sleeping.

The truth is that this is the truth.

I go home scared these days.

Scared that she might

not recognize me.

The other day I was sleeping,

Piya.. Piya.. Piya What

are you doing Piya?

What.. what?

- What are you doing?

What do you think I'm doing?

I'm working out.

I'm trying to lose weight.

Look at my stomach.

I can't fit into any

of my new dresses.

I have to lose weight

right now Ajay.

Piya, this is bound to

happen in your state.

What state? You're responsible

for this state.

I've kept a caretaker.

Feeding me chocolates, eating

out at lunch and dinner..

..who stays with her for 24 hrs.

I'll become fat and you'll leave me.

What did you do to deserve this?

I deserve it. For all the

times I tortured you.

Now someone's torturing me.

Nobody can match in front of me.

I can make them count

stars in the day.

Nobody can match in front of me.

I can make them count

stars in the day.

She makes us tear our hair apart.

My wife makes me go crazy.

My wife makes me go crazy.

My wife makes me go crazy.

My wife makes me go crazy.

He makes my life a mess.

He spoils my mood.

He makes my life a mess.

He spoils my mood.

He makes us tear our hair apart.

My husband makes me go crazy.

My husband makes me go crazy.

My husband makes me go crazy.

She makes noise even

by being silent.

Makes noise even by being silent.

She shoots silent arrows.

Shoots silent arrows.

When I sit silently..

..he puts words in my mouth.

He is the best excuse maker..

..in this world.

How much ever you try

to make her happy..

..she remains angry.

Every husband is a miser.

Every wife is a detective.

Does not allow us to eat or drink.

Does not live and does

not allow us to live.

Does not live and does

not allow us to live.

Will make us stop using

our comb and mirror.

Will convert out stresses

into a mess.

Does not let us wear

beautiful clothes.

My husband makes me go crazy.

My husband makes me go crazy.

My husband makes me go crazy.

What is it?

Tell me what is it?

You want to give me divorce.

Don't mess with me.

Don't mess with me.

Don't mess with me.

Don't mess with me.

Hey, don't.

- I'll hit her. - Hey, don't!

I know Mr. Dutta. Why don't

you talk to Dr Khurana.

He's a very good doctor. I can't

handle your case anymore.

You need to understand

because my own..

Richa.

- Coming Ma'am

Richa. Come back here.

I'll call you back.

What happened, Piya?

Richa. I don't know why..

..but I can't find our wedding

necklace anywhere today.

I've checked everywhere Richa..

..didn't I ask you to

check in the bathroom?

Piya, you gave it to me.

To get it repaired.

What? When did I give it to you?

Piya, perhaps you've forgotten.

No, go ahead, say it. You want to

suggest I've forgotten. Again.

I'm always forgetting things,

right? Everything.

That's why you've put up these

stupid posters. Everywhere.

These.. these stupid posters

- Piya, Piya..

Stupid.

I forget everything.

- I'm sorry Piya.

No you think I'm mad, don't you?

I don't forget things..

You do! And I remember

very clearly that..

..I left that necklace there.

You must have picked

it up of your own.

Piya, Piya! Call the doctor!

Call Reena.

Let go of me. Leave me. Oh my God!

Ajay you have to sign these papers

- Why?

We're going to have to operate.

She's just not pushing..

..the baby

down. She's had another attack.

She's just not reacting. She

doesn't remember any of us.

She's not co-operating.

She's screaming.

Ajay, please don't think.

Just sign the papers.

Congratulations guys, look,

who is here. - Oh.

So cute.

My God, it's a boy congratulations

my friend.

It's a boy.

Vicky, that's my finger

you're holding.

You cant even tell the difference

between a finger and a..

Dude, I thought..

Anyway, I know for a

fact that it's a boy.

You have a lot of faith in yourself.

Not in myself. I have faith in Piya.

Her mind may forget..

..but in her heart she

knew I wanted a boy.

Hi baby. How is she?

She should regain consciousness

in a little while.

Though I can't promise

she'll recognize.

Hi baby.

Piya.

How cute. Give it to me.

Hi baby.

Beautiful.

It is okay.

Lovely baby.

Baby, hi.

Hold my finger, baby.

Ride on a pony.

How is Piya now? And how is she

reacting to the new neurodilators?

Not too well sir.

She's not too good.

Dude, Ajay, this astrologer

is useless.

He says the kid should have a

name starting with F. I mean..

..here's a list of names.

There aren't too many choices with

F. Fakir Chand, Fagun Lal..

..Fursat Chand, Fuddu, they're

all very funny. And outdated.

I have a progressive suggestion. F..

I know it sounds awkward at first,

but in twenty years..

..it will be a very popular name.

The kid will love his parents

for naming him F.. - Really.

I think we should think of his

future, don't you uncle? - Yes.

Uncle, I think even you

should name your child F.

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