Udta Punjab Page #5

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Did you find anything?

No. Everything is okay here.

Turn the damn generator on!

This damn power cut!

Thank God, the power's back on.

Everybody back to work.

What was the problem?

The fuse was down.

Come on hurry up.

Come on.

Sana]. ..

Sana], come on.

Leave it. I'll ride.

Sit tight.

Stop!

Tommy, try the blonde look.

It will suit you.

GABRU, The Great!

My hero...

The crowd is in a crazy mood.

Rock the show!

Daddy, relax!

You're adding to the pressure.

What is your problem?

We're just talking.

None of your business.

I can't do this.

Ricky, enough already!

You want to turn him into Lady Gaga?

Funny, eh?

Get lost.

I will thrash you.

Brother, I understand.

If there's no fuel in the car,

will it run?

Never.

And our car is a

Range Rover.

When you drive a Range Rover,

you need more fuel.

Fuel.

Now you tell me,

who's the GABRU?

Say it!

Get ready quickly.

I am out of here.

And yeah, I love you, too!

Where is it?

Can I say something, madam?

Go on.

...

Sana]. ..

I want to take you on a date.

Sana]. ..

Will you come to

a coffee shop with me?

Sana]?

Madam...

I've never seen a lady like you.

You are surrounded by filth.

Yet, you are absolutely clean.

Dignity.

Okay. Now get up.

You sitting too far away, madam.

Do you know?

What hit me the most...

Life's worst tragedy, Madam,

To lose someone you love,

And not being able

to do anything about it.

Father had passed away.

If my brother had too...

That day, you didn't save

him, but me instead.

Sana], look at me.

Look at me.

Now show me your tongue.

Martyr Sartaj Singh.

Nothing is going to happen to Balli.

Nothing.

Are you sure?

Promise.

Brave warrior-madam, Preet Sahni!

Commander, drugs on war.

Not drugs on war,

vvar on drugs.

And I am no hero.

I am only trying.

There are two wars going on in Punjab.

The one you and I are fighting

against people like Pehelvvan,

against the system.

That is easy.

The real vvar on drugs...

is the one that people

like Balli are fighting.

With themselves.

If they win, we win.

If they lose, Punjab...

loses!

And so, Punjab has lost!

Sana]. ..

What happened?

Okay. Come here.

Where could she be?

- Look over there!

Presenting Tommy, the GABRU!

Bro, are you okay?

Rock and roll, bro.

GABRU!

GABRU!

Have you seen him?

Has anyone seen GABRU?

Hovv will you see him?

Some are lying in the gutters.

swimming in their own vomit.

And some have already

made it to the other side.

Dead!

Sing us a song already!

I will sing a song, too.

First, hear what I have to say.

Meet me.

Do you want to meet him?

Do you want to meet

the real Tommy Singh?

Statutory warning -

He's no GABRU!

Novv, do you want to meet him?

Then... here is Tommy

Singh in 3, 2, 1...

[L-O-S-E-R]

This is Tommy Singh.

Loser!

A small town boy,

Tejender Singh Loser,

Scored a visa and went to

Birmingham, once upon a time.

Somehow his music worked.

Otherwise, he would be driving a cab.

Or waiting tables.

He scraped through high school.

He just knew one thing.

Drugs.

And he sang about it.

And you folks thought

it was philosophy?

You folks are bigger

losers than I am, frs!

Come on, sing the song already!

And you're the biggest loser,

since you still don't get it!

We aren't here for your sermons.

Sing or get lost!

Sing or get lost.

Sing or get lost!

You want to hear a song?

Do you?

Where's the car? Fk!

Where is the Range Rover?

Oh damn!

He must be here somewhere.

Get the car quickly.

Stay back!

Let me hide.

Who are you?

Tommy.

A dog?

A singer. Tommy Singh.

Please let me hide.

Over there.

Thank you.

- Shut up!

Do you have stuff?

Who you hiding from?

From myself.

Huh?

From myself.

\/Ioron.

The biggest one.

Not bigger than me, Tommy boy.

Oh, come on!

I am the champion of morons.

His Highness Moron Number One.

Look where I've landed up.

You think I lost my way here?

If you hear my story,

you'll st your pants.

Let it be.

It is even written on my head.

Look.

Look.

That's L-O-S-E-R written.

- Yes, loser.

They mean the same thing.

Hovv so?

A loser is a loser,

a moron is a moron.

That makes sense.

A loser is a loser...

and a moron is a moron.

Wear it.

I was wondering...

I vvont be able to do it alone.

Will you commit suicide with me?

Get lost!

I am not that big a moron.

Loser, don't you plant

these ideas in my head.

Hit me. You also fking hit me.

Then why are you talking rubbish?

What else should I do?

Who wants to hear

the fking right thing?

They only want rubbish which

I've said for four years.

Made me a pop star! The Fk!

A pop star at fking 22!

Asian underground number three.

Tommy, the GABRU!

And now... poof!

Think... if someone tells you

that your best times are over.

And they won't come back.

The stuff is finished.

Party over!

Go home.

Sorry.

Run away!

Bloody loser!

Why won't the good times come?

Look what's become of me...

I am no moron.

Hockey champion,

district player!

I thought I'd see good times

if I played state level.

But my father dropped dead.

When I got over that...

my hockey stick was

replaced with a sickle.

Left home, reached Sarhota

village to work in the farms.

One day a packet flew from the skies.

I thought, if I sold it,

I'd finally see good times.

That's it. The biggest fk up!

I got busted, damn it!

They've turned me into an animal.

They took turns to do me...

Sometimes all motherfrs together.

Do you know what

I've been through, loser?

Do you know? Do you?

Besides this,

everything else.

Do you understand?

Let's leave.

There's this big billboard

I can see from the window

An ad for a Goa holiday.

That's all I keep staring at

all the time, without a blink.

Because I believe that,

that is my good time.

And that day will come.

And when it does, I will ask it.

Where were you all this while?

Waiting for me to be decimated?

ls that what it takes for you to come?

But here I am and

I refuse to fall apart!

I am standing right here!

Still waiting.

Your Punjab failed me, loser!

I've never touched a cigarette.

And now I'm hooked to the needle.

Why don't you quit it?

What?

Punjab?

Or the needle?

What is your name?

Sana]?

Punjab police filed a case against Tommy

Singh for lewd and lascivious behaviour.

The court has issued a non-bailable

warrant against Tommy Singh.

The Punjab government

has condemned this...

and has asked for Tommy's

immediate arrest.

Forgive her.

- I'm going to kill the bh!

If the boss found out....

No. I will talk to her.

Please forgive her.

Brother...

Relax, let me handle it.

What is left of her anyway?

She's a chewed out bone.

Let's chop and throw her.

No. Let me talk to her.

Assure them you won't do it again.

She won't.

Bunch of sister frs!

Keep her under control.

I am really mad at you.

Baby, understand.

You can't manage

on your ovvn.

Do you know hovv

expensive heroin is?

You'll have to sleep with

someone for money.

Will you like that?

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