Ulysses Page #5

by mail, a work of fiction

Monsieur Paul de Kock,

called Sweets of Sin.

- Oh, me too!

Yes

even one person is wrong!

He sent me several letters

Handwritten, with exaggerated praise

as "the Venus of kid."

He praised my batty

lower extremities, my

swollen calf in silk stockings

positioned on the edge,

and praised my terribly

hidden treasures

invaluable income, which,

he said, could conjure.

He urged me to pollute the bed

marriage, adultery,

at the earliest opportunity.

Me too!

This plebeian Don Juan observed me

pro behind a car

and sent me obscene pictures,

as those sold

nights in Paris.

An insult to any lady!

They showed a naked lady,

fragile and lovely, his wife,

as he solemnly told me,

taken by him of course,

practicing illicit relations with a

muscular torero,

obviously a scoundrel!

And he urged me to do the same,

me behaving badly,

sinning with soldiers of the troops.

He implored me to soil his letter

in a way that I dare not say,

to punish him,

as it truly deserves,

to ride it and ride it,

and give it a lash perverse!

- Me too!

I will, by God above me,

flagellar this stray dog,

while I can.

- Here? Again! I love danger!

Burn your ass

to get started!

Draw stars and stripes on it!

Has no forgiveness for him,

is a married man!

- All those people,

I just wanted to give a new idea,

a warm without burning effusion,

a gentle dusting

to stimulate circulation.

Well, by God, you will have a

big surprise now, believe me!

You've awakened the sleeping tiger

within me, to the fury!

Make him suffer, Hanna dear.

Add pepper to it.

Reduce your pooch

the minimum of his life.

Cat of nine tails,

castrate him, vivisseque it!

Ah, I got chills!

It was your ambrosial beauty.

Forget, forgive!

Fate, absolve me this time!

Do not, Mrs. Talboys!

He should be beaten!

- I will not.

- He is and always was a pig!

Dare to bespeak me!

I will punish him in every way

on public streets.

He is a known traitor!

Lay down your pants without losing

time. Come here, sir! Quick!

Message of the Sacred Heart: New

addresses of all traitors to Dublin!

- Sailor, he has organized.

- Really?

That's what I heard!

20 women were thrown into the Gulf.

At least the crime of Bloom

was lighter! Many think so.

Whereas Leopold Bloom,

domiciled in Eccles Street, 7

known as a forger, bigamist,

pimp, scoundrel, a traitor and

public nuisance for citizens

Dublin. I'll put an end

that white slave trade

Dublin and deliver this hideous plague!

Scandalous!

He will take the place where

and imprisoned in Mountjoy prison.

There, he will be hanged by the

neck until dead, and then

if not fail the mission,

God have mercy on his soul.

Who Hang Judas Iscariot?

- Me?

- Yeah, you!

He's inside with his friend,

Mr. Cohen.

You can go ahead and pay more.

You are the father?

- No.

- They are both black.

The mouse is tickled with this

night? How are the balls?

Off.

Curiously they are right.

Tilted to this side,

I think.

One chance in 1 million,

My tailor says.

I think the good seed,

by his accent.

- Are you in Dublin?

- I'm not really!

I'm English!

Got a cigarette?

Child device.

The mouth can be better used than

cylinder with a weed.

- Go ahead, make a speech!

Our capitalist buccaneers,

what interests them?

Machines are their ideals,

paraphernalia to save labor,

substitutes, manufactured monsters

to murder each other.

Rubbish produced by capitalists,

take care of ordinary work.

The poor starve in the meantime.

Three times the Lord to live in Dublin!

Viva!

- For the love of God is Bloom?

- There goes the famous Bloom,

the biggest innovator in the world.

- All men saw!

And they did!

A classic face,

He has the forehead of a thinker.

I now present,

Its powerful emperor,

president and king, the most serene,

and more competent ruler of the kingdom,

God save Leopold!

Thanks!

His Eminence, anything!

You will use

the power of its law and mercy,

for the execution of all judgments

Ireland and the nearby territories?

Let the Creator deal with me!

All this, I promise to do!

Let the Creator deal with me!

All this, I promise to do!

Andrew Patrick David Leopold

George, is crowned!

I become his companion,

in life and death,

to land the job.

My subjects!

I am here to announce that today

repudiate our current wife

and get our hands real

for the princess Selene,

the splendor of the night!

Green socks,

you're good for your country!

He is the man

that Ireland needs!

My beloved subjects,

a new day will dawn.

I, Bloom, tell them in fact,

that is in my hands!

You should enter

to the golden city,

to be called the New Bloomusalm

New Hibernia of the future!

Dad!

Clap for Poldy!

Aleph, Beth, Ghimmel, Kosher,

Yom, Kippur, Beni Brith, Meshuggah.

Remember me, Mr. Leo? Mandel

A dozen roses for your lady!

You want to take advantage of me.

Lady Bloom accepts no presents!

This is a holiday!

What do you call a feast,

I call the sacrament!

I advocate the reform of the principles

the municipality and the 10 commandments!

New worlds for old: Jews,

Muslims and Gentiles.

Free currency, free love and

a free church in a free state!

- And free fox the henhouse?

Mixed races

and mixed marriages!

- What about mixed bathing?

- He is Episcopalian, search

exceed our sacred faith!

- Beast, you are an abominable person!

Give us a tune, Bloom.

One of his old songs!

I swore I would never leave,

it proved to be a cruel betrayal,

with tooraloom, tooraloom,

tooraloom, aiei

Good old Bloom,

There is nobody like him!

- Irish stage!

- He uses a machine

from time to thwart

the sacred nature!

Christian friends,

anti-people and Bloom,

the man called Bloom,

comes from the depths of hell!

A libertine demonic

Adoring wife of the red

the wooden stakes and

cauldrons of oil, are to him!

- Caliban!

- Lynch him!

- Thrash him!

- He's as bad as Parnell!

This is a true madness,

I'm innocent!

I'll call my old friend,

Dr Malachi Mulligan,

sexual expert, to make

medical tests on my defense!

Dr. Bloom

bisexually abnormal.

Since birth,

epilepsy was present,

consequence

of uncontrollable lust.

There are symptoms of exhibitionism

chronic, ambidexterity is also latent.

He was prematurely

unmasked by self-abuse

perversity idealistic

as a consequence.

Declared a lecher,

which has metal teeth.

I did a vaginal examination,

and then applied an acid

test anal, pectoral, axial

and pubic hair,

and declare the virgo intact.

Professor Bloom has proved a

example of the new man effeminate.

His moral nature is

simple and lovely.

Many consider him a

wanted man, a dear person.

He is an exotic subject in general,

shy but not weak-mental

in the medical sense.

Another report says

he was a child late.

I ask for clemency.

On behalf of the most sacred thing

that our bodies can carry.

He is about to have a baby!

- Ah, want to have a baby!

- Bloom, you are the Messiah?

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