Undead

Yes, yes, yes,

we take care of things here.

Well.

Well, well, well...

your family has left you with

a bit of a burden, haven't they?

A property, left to you.

You haven't got any brothers

or sisters, have you?

No, only child, very lucky.

Let me tell you something,

life is full of responsibilities...

miss chaplin.

When you inherited your

parents' property, their farm...

you inherited their responsibilities,

their debts, your debts!

Mate, that chick is a doll.

You know, she is like

untouched country.

No, mate, aggie is the boss here,

but she is on another call.

I can't stop apologizing

enough, i really can't.

Let me put you on to her nephew,

he's the other boss.

Phone.

Aggie whipple's charters,

wayne whipple speaking.

Yeah, mate.

We can fly you out there, it 's

dry this time of the year though.

I know the lake you're talking

about. What 's wrong with it?

A loony marion guy

reckons he was abducted.

No, that was months ago.

No, mate, i can assure you

there's no aliens up there.

No worries, whenever you want

to go, you pay me and i fly you.

No worries, mate. Alright buddy,

i'll talk to you on wednesday.

D*ckhead, don't be drawing

on my girl, alright?

We here at the firm we take no

pleasure in performing these tasks.

But you knew, you knew!

You knew of our strict policy

on failure of payment!

You failed us.

- Thanks.

- I'm sorry, is there anything...?

- He's the biggest arsehole ever.

- Excuse me?

Don't think because it 's your first

day, he's going to go easy on you.

I would rather go back

to working in a bake shop...

than be that thing's partner.

Come on, constable, let 's go!

We haven't got all f***in' day!

There's a prang out on south road,

you can do your f***in' nails later!

Good luck.

Hi, gran, it 's me.

Rene, your granddaughter.

I'll be in the city tomorrow, okay?

All right?

I need to come and stay

with you for a while.

No, i can't stay here.

The farm is gone, gran.

I know mum and dad loved the place.

So did i.

Anyway, i'm getting a ride.

No, he's from the city.

Yeah, that agent guy.

Here she comes. I gotta go, mate.

I'll catch you later.

Rene!

All the way, rene, all the way.

Get it all sorted out?

Ok, let 's hit the road.

- Come on!

- Come on, kid!

Come on, kid, you nearly

got through me the last time.

By the way, ruthie...

tell george earl is taking

the boat out on sunday.

- That 's great.

- They might have a nice day.

- I'll tell him.

- Thank you. Bye bye. See you later.

We stay here or

we head up to oneawelly's dam.

- It 'll be just like last year, mate.

- Mate.

I can't go up to silverwood.

Ronnie is at silverwood.

Ronnie is at silverwood. Ronnie,

who didn't have the decency...

to return to me my prized mower.

You prick!

- Let 's go and see him.

- No, mate, no.

You wanted the mower then?

Are you all right?

Bugger me!

You call this a shortcut?

Stay here.

Can anyone hear me?

Don't you know how to drive,

you wankers?

You drive too close together...

you should always have

two car lengths ahead of you.

Just some chick, mate,

she is really messed up.

I did what i could.

Is there some other road

we can take?

- Sh*t!

- What?

We should have gone right back

to the warren ridge turn.

No, you should

have flown us out, wayne.

Not with those bloody rocks

falling from the sky, honey.

Everyone's leaving town

on warren ridge road.

With all the traffic and congestion,

believe me, this way's faster.

Can i use your phone?

Those things you saw out there,

that 's only the beginning.

What?

The beginning of the end.

The end of what?

The world, the universe, everything.

God, i hope no one is hurt.

But someone may be hurt.

- I don't see anyone.

- We have to see if anyone's hurt!

Stay in the car.

Be careful.

It 's okay, love, don't move,

we'll get you help, alright?

What the hell are you doing?

Sally? Sh*t! Sh*t!

It doesn't work.

Dry your hair.

My name is rene.

Miss catch of the day.

I know who you are.

I've seen you around town, you know.

Let me in, let me in!

Please let me in!

Help me!

Open the door!

Let me in!

About time!

This mad thing, it killed aggie,

punched a hole through her head.

Are you sure she is dead?

Mate, it punched a hole through

her head, what does that tell you?

- Yeah, but is she dead?

- What? Are you f***in' nuts?

It was eating her brain.

- It 's that loon marion, isn't it?

- Yes. Do you have a car?

It 's stopped up on the road. Aggie has

the keys, but she doesn't have a brain!

Police, open the door!

Constable, get out of the way!

Move your f*** arse now.

What are you? Dumb and stupid?

She said open the f***in' door!

D*ckhead!

When i was a kid, we respected our

parents, we didn't f***in' eat 'em!

Sir!

It 's all that crack marijuana, f***in'

hippie, surfie, dole bludging pricks!

Sir?

Marion? Marion...

you keep those f***in' guns

pointed at me, pal...

and i'll finish you off faster than

a birthday cake in a fat chicks' party!

Drop the guns now, sonny.

F***ing now!

Kill them!

Hon, come on!

Come on! Come on!

F*** me!

Downstairs, go.

Come on!

Hurry up you bastards, move,

they're right f***in' behind us!

Move you f***in' poofters, move it!

Shut the door, you hairy prick!

Shut it, you wanker!

Shut it!

Jesus christ!

F***!

What the hell were those things?

How can they get back up again?

What is this place?

- The only safe place.

- It 's like a morgue in here!

The only safe place? Can i have

a cup of tea with this fruit cake?

- Everyone try and stay calm!

- Can anyone tell me?

We're all going to die.

- We're stuck in this tin can now.

- No one is going to die.

Alright, f*** it,

just f***ing listen up!

No one is going to die, not today.

Not on my f***in' watch!

What about all those dead

pricks dying outside?

Hey, don't you f***in' mess

with me boy, f***in' wanker!

Constable, what 's this d*ckhead

got your f***in' weapon for?

Marion!

- Still got a license, big boy?

- It 's upstairs, want to get it?

Molly, you tell this boy

what 's gonna be.

Well...

we haven't got all f***in' day!

Well, until you provide us with a

license for a category h weapon...

a firearm, including an air pistol

and a blank-fire firearm...

under 75 cm in length and

a registered gun club membership...

that complies with the amended

weapons act regulations of 1997...

and is signed by a member of the

body of the certifying club...

i will have to confiscate

the guns from you.

Give me a f***in' reason.

I'm f***in' beggin' you. Boy!

Good boy. Good boy.

Good boy.

Alright, i'm the law here, so

you f***in' listen to what i say...

when i say it and

we get through this ok.

We got help on the way,

we got help on the way!

So you listen to what i say,

when i f***in' say it...

and we'll all be eating mrs. Welman's

bbq snags by tomorrow morning.

Mrs. Welman was eaten out

on the road half an hour ago.

You keep f***in' messing

with me, boy...

and i'll straighten you out faster

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