Underclassman Page #2

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(/ "Ride Ride" by John Legend)

I'll handle this,

Hey, man,

You can't park here, | That spot's reserved,

- Who you suposed to be? The valet? | - Dude, you think I'm kidding?

Look, dude, I'm pretty sure you're | a really talented parking monitor,

but this is the student parking lot, | I'm a student so I'm parking here,

If anybody got a problem with it, you tell | 'em to take it up with the new black guy,

Who parked in my spot?

New black guy,

Nice car,

Mr, Stokes, we've been waiting,

Here are your textbooks, syllabi, | locker combination, maps,

- and Westbury's rules of conduct, | - (bell rings)

You have six minutes to get to class, which | is located all the way across campus,

Tardiness will not be tolerated,

Oh, and Mr, Stokes, the school uniform | is worn at all times, Welcome to Westbury,

(/ "Can I Kick It?" | by A Tribe Called Quest)

Damn,

Today's lesson is on | deciduous bushes and shrubs,

We will begin with the Aronia bush,

Has anyone here | seen an Aronia bush?

Ain't that the president's ugly cousin?

- / Can I kick it? | - / Yes, you can

- / Can I kick it? | - / Yes, you can

- / Can I kick it? | - / Yes, you can

This will be your baby,

You'll name it, take care of it | and not leave it unattended for two weeks,

- I got a cracked baby, | - The crack indicates your son's special,

Can't a brother get a brown egg?

OK, buenos dias, estudiantes.

Hola.

iSilencio!

Mira. iRoberto, silencio!

iCallate!

OK. & Quien le gustaria traducirme | lo que esta aqui en la pizarra?

Tracy Stokes,

Would you like to translate that for me?

Actually, it's Tre, and, uh, perhaps you | ain't noticed but I didn't raise my hand,

Sit up, please,

I did notice, Perhaps you're in the wrong | class, because this is an honors course

and my students are expected to answer | my questions en espaol. & Esta bien?

I,,,

Yo.

- Yo don't know, | - Yo no se.

- No say what? | - (laughter)

OK, It's OK, Settle down,

I'm kickin' your ass after class,

(phone rings)

Hello? Ashanti?

I gotta go,

Hey, You know the square root of 859?

Mr, Stokes, I presume, Feet,

- I'm Headmaster Powers, | - Man, this is the nicest principal's office,,,

Yeats wrote, "Education is not just | the filling of a pail, it is the lighting of a fire."'

Cheating in an exam, Mr, Stokes, | quenches that fire in an instant,

- An embarrassment for us both, | - I was a little embarrassed, I can't lie,

But it wasn't cheating per se, | 'cause Ashanti didn't know the answer,

Do you know why I allowed you | to be admitted mid-semester?

- Affirmative action, | - (sighs)

Mr, Stokes, please,

Thank you,

Well, your references are impeccable,

You come from a respectable | and affluent family,

You have suport | from a lot of important people,

But above all, your transcript suggests | you have a great deal of promise,

I suggest you take everything | that this fine school has to offer,

because this is your first | and only warning,

One more indiscretion | and you will be expelled,

- Understood? | - Understood,

Good, Well, I trust I won't | have to see you in my office again,

No doubt, baby, Holler,

Yo, yo, yo, yo! Seem like y'all | need some color on the court,

It ain't a basketball team | till you reach the one-brother quota,

I wanna go ahead and apologize to you | about parking in your spot,

- (Rob) It's my spot, actually, | - OK,

Well, we haven't met yet, | How you doin'? I'm Tre,

Rob, You're in the way of our practice, | You wanna head over there,

- Yeah, it's real, man, You should take off, | - Let's play some ball, man,

What is your deal? You're parking in | our spots, you walk all over our practice,,,

- What do you want? | - Come on, easy,

Hey, I like that, You think you can get him | to wash my car when we finish playing?

- You know what? You're finished now, | - Wow,

So long, Tracy, | Have a good practice, buddy,

(whistles)

You got some angry skills there, dog,

I think you mean mad skills,

Mad skills, Is that how they say it | in the concrete jungle?

You hail from the 'hood, huh? | Like LBC?

Southern central? | City of Compton?

Yo, you really wild around here,

Thanks, I think, | Hey, I'm Alexander, by the way,

You can call me Alex, Al, or if you prefer | the African-American vernacular, G-funk,

G,,,? Hi, man, Tre,

What's up, Tre? Popin',

Yo, you know what's going on | with all the intensity over there?

Oh, yeah, well,,,

You see, Rob captains | this school streetball team,

We're playing in this tourney | called the Blacktop Battle

and they're seeking revenge | on the team that beat us,

- Well, are you on the squad? | - Totally,

I make sure the bench stays warm and the | team stays hydrated with energy drinks,

- Chicks dig that, | - They do?

No, Not at all,

But, you know, | I get to chill with Rob and the crew,

During halftime, We're playing | our crosstown rivals tomorrow night,

- You should come by, | - You know what, Alley Al?

I just might do that,

I'll holler at you,

Holler,

Dear God, may our shots go "swish" | and our defense be tight,

and may the hot young ladies | freak every one of us all night,

Except for Alexander, | We know he doesn't get any,

- Saints on three, | - One, two, three, Saints!

(/ "Get On It" by Joe Faraci)

Stop that, Break it up, | Get outta here, 1 7 red, you're outta here,

Chill out, man,

- Seth, bring it in, | - Let me go, man,

- Come on, let's do it, | - Yo, nice acting,

(man) Hard foul, man, come on,

Hey, pretty boy, | Different school, same story, huh?

Can nobody on your squad | handle me, chump?

Back off, Murdock,

They're killing us out there, | What's goin' on?

Yo, I'll tell you what's goin' on, | They gettin' in your ass like a colonic,

(player) Man, nobody asked you, | Just sit down, We got this,

You can continue to get beat, | or you can beat these b*tches down,

Beat these b*tches down, | Come on, guys,

Sorry, Heat of the moment, | Orange slice?

We gotta sub someone in, | and Alex is the only one left,

- Y'all wanna win? Put me in, | - No, No way,

- (Tre) I'm nice, | - Alex, give him your jersey,

- You kidding me? | - Hold this,

Cool,

Yeah, baby, That's what I'm talkin' about, | Good lookin' out, Al,

- (whistle) | - Come on, Team,

Team,

/ Everybody, everybody

/ Let's get into it, get stupid

/ Get retarded, | get retarded, get retarded

/ Let's get retarded

/ Let's get retarded in here

/ Let's get retarded

/ Let's get retarded in here

/ Let's get retarded

/ Let's get retarded in here

/ Let's get retarded

/ Let's get retarded in here

Come on, man, Pass the ball,

/ Lose control of body and soul

/ Don 't move too fast, people, | just take it slow

/ Don 't get ahead, just jump into it

/ Y'all hear about it, the Peas'll do it

/ Get started, get stupid | Don 't worry about it

/ People will walk you through it | Step by step, like an infant, new kid

/ Inch by inch with a new solution

/ Transmit hits with no delusion

/ The feeling's irresistible | and that's how we movin'

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