Undercover Blues Page #6

Synopsis: A wise-cracking husband and wife team of ex-Spies arrive in New Orleans on maternity leave with their baby girl. There they are hassled by muggers, the police and their FBI boss, who wants them to do just-one-more job.
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Herbert Ross
Production: MGM Home Entertainment
 
IMDB:
6.0
Rotten Tomatoes:
33%
PG-13
Year:
1993
90 min
430 Views


I try telling him.

See what I'm saying?

Pay no attention

to what I'm saying.

Taxi!

Sh*t! Damn!

Damn!

Police! Follow that cab!

I haven't heard anybody

say that in a long time.

-Come on! Just drive!

-Hold your horses.

Yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Frank, I think

I'm getting the hang of this.

It's just like

the old plastique bomb...

only a zillion times

more powerful.

We will do our best, Frank.

Oh, my God. She walked!

Louise just walked.

I got to go.

Do you see what you just did?

You wonderful thing, you.

Wait a minute.

Now don't move.

Hold it. Oops!

Come here.

Do it again for Daddy.

Great!

You are amazing!

Come on.

Come on, honey.

Come over to Mom--

Come to Mommy.

Honey, you can make it.

Oh, baby!

I can't believe you.

You are amazing.

Come on now.

Isn't Daddy--Oh, honey.

Can you come to Mommy?

Daddy's going to be

so surprised.

I am so proud of you.

You are just terrific.

-Hi there.

-Hi.

-Stop here.

-l can't stop on no bridge.

-l don't want no ticket.

-I'm a cop.

You'll give me a ticket.

Entrapment.

Goddamn it! Stop here!

Not going to entrap you.

I need you to wait here.

I can't wait

outside the city limits.

-That's the law.

-Just wait here!

I don't think so.

Damn it!

You going to cast off for me?

-Sure will.

-All right.

How long do you think

it'll take me?

You'll be there by dawn.

-Got it?

-Got it.

Thanks.

You lost your parade.

Have a seat. Come on.

Play something else.

Honey. It's OK.

This her?

This pretty little thing?

She's more dangerous

than she looks...

but you can handle her.

She don't look dangerous

at all to me.

Come on, sugar. Come to Papa.

Careful, Sikes.

I don't want her hurt.

Sure thing. She'll be

lots more fun later on...

if she ain't all banged up.

Ain't you the clever one?

You bet I'm clever.

Wait till you see what

I got for you.

So far,

I'm not very impressed.

I'm going to get you.

Gotcha!

Damn!

Sikes...

Put it away.

It's a taser.

You're not going to give me

any more trouble, are you?

Having fun?

What in the hell

are you doing here?

I'm not here.

I'm at home, like you.

Ted, you're in way over

your head.

Just wait on the boat.

Not a chance.

And call me Lieutenant.

Lieutenant, believe me--

-No.

-Why not?

My orders are not to let you

out of my sight.

OK. Just stay close.

Whatever happens,

do exactly what I say...

no matter

how nuts it may sound.

Absolutely.

Where's your gun?

I don't carry a gun.

Pay attention.

Careful.

Things could get very sticky.

Good morning, Mr. Blue.

This is amazing.

I was just saying

things could get very sticky.

It's good to see you again.

You haven't changed. Have l?

Only your men.

Thank you.

It's these American accessories.

They're very good.

Come. We must have some tea.

You are still having

such a wonderful body, Mr. Blue.

Well, thank you.

What do you think

of the lieutenant?

Will you shut up?

You're so...

How you say the word? Foxy.

Shall we?

Also you're

a very valuable commodity.

Think what the Libyans

would pay...

for your knowledge

of American intelligence.

Or the Chinese.

Or the Colombians.

I think quite

a lot of money, Mr. Blue.

See?

Most people do like me.

Surprise.

I'm sorry, Jeff.

This is between you and me.

To involve Jane or my child--

I know. It was in

the worst possible taste.

You see,

in just half an hour...

a helicopter and

Comrade Zubic will arrive...

to transfer the C-22

to a cargo vessel.

You and I will travel with it.

What's C-22?

I was meaning

to tell you about that.

Bring him in.

So...you see, Mr. Blue?

I have captured

all your confederates.

Paulina, Paulina, Paulina...

my hat's off to you.

Why not your pants?

I could figure you getting me.

I could figure

you grabbing Jane.

But to get your hands on

the boss man himself...

the big ''M''.

You're saying this man

is your superior?

I said to him,

''Sir, the risk is too great.

''You stay here

in the Hollow Mountain...

''where it's safe,

and I shall go forth--''

Take his gag off.

No! No! No!

My name is Morty.

Muerte.

I kill you.

Shut up!

Someone find out who this man is

and then kill him.

I've got no time for this.

Mrs. Blue,

passing your child over.

No! Don't do it!

How heroic.

Mrs. Blue, you are of

absolutely no value to me...

except as an example

to your husband.

Jane, you know what to do.

Would you please hold still?

Those are police cuffs.

You can't get them off

with a bobby pin.

-Absolutely right.

-Thanks, hon.

-Want me to work on yours?

-Yeah, please.

Guess who walked today.

You're kidding?

And I missed it?

I'm really mad at you, too.

Whose idea was it to take

this job anyway?

We got to get out of here.

Follow me!

''Follow me''?

Give him his moment in the sun.

What sun?

Son of a b*tch! Damn it!

How badly are you hit?

I'm not hit.

I just smashed my knee.

This is why I hate

working with amateurs.

Where the hell are you from?

North Adams, Massachusetts.

Why?

Just asking.

Damn!

Where is it?

-You wait here!

-No way.

Jane's an expert in martial arts

I can't pronounce.

She can kill you three ways

without using her hands.

Do what she says.

Maybe I'll wait here.

Czech-mate.

Daylight.

Zubic! Zubic!

Bring it over, you idiot.

I am surrounded by fools.

Climb up, Paulina! Climb up!

I can't!

This case is too heavy!

Improvise!

Down! We must go down!

Easy. Don't...let me fall.

Zubic, get this thing up!

This is good!

Remember!

Make it look real!

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hey! Remember Helsinki!

Gotcha, lady!

Good wrist lock, hon.

Thank you.

Come here!

Come on!

Be careful where you shoot.

Mr. Blue.

Have you come to watch

your wife die?

No! Don't do that!

You'll kill us all!

If Jane goes, we all go.

Just a minute.

Think about it.

Don't be such a jerk, Jeff.

This is your chance.

Let her go and you can have...

You can have everything.

I'm getting seriously pissed.

No!

So am l!

We're naming the kid

Jane Louise. Period.

OK.

Dropping your weapons...

or you'll be

shooted from the air!

Zubic! Zubic!

Face down in the mud,

everybody.

Hurry, Paulina!

You're not safe!

-I'm coming!

-We've got to get you out!

Hurry, Paulina!

We've got to get you out!

You are not safe! Get in!

Thank you. Thank you.

We did it!

I had begun to think

you had forgotten me.

Oh, Paulina.

We have never forgotten.

Oh, Zubic.

What?

And thank you for flying

Air Czechoslovakia.

Like I said, no one

ever looks at the driver.

You going to tell me

the rest of the story?

-Sure. Where was l?

-Czech police.

The Czechs had permission

to come in...

but they couldn't

just snatch Novacek.

We had to create a situation

where she'd leave willingly.

You saw her

get in the chopper.

She went of

her own free will.

No kidnapping, no coercion.

You going to wake him up?

What for?

-Janie!

-There's our baby!

Hi, honey.

Hi, sweetie.

Thank you so much.

What have you two lovebirds

been up to all night?

There's a new mud wrestling

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Ian Abrams

Ian Abrams is an American television writer and producer, and, with Pat Page and Vik Rubenfeld, co-creator of the CBS TV series Early Edition, although he did not write any produced episodes of the series except the pilot and was only on the writing staff of the show during its first year. Other credits include Undercover Blues and Rolling Thunder (1996). Since 1998, Abrams, who attended Duke University, has been Director of the Screenwriting and Playwriting in the Antoinette Westphal College of Media Arts and Design at Drexel University, where he teaches screenwriting, film comedy, and contemporary cinema, among other courses. more…

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