Underdogs Page #3

Sorry, coach.

Sorry?

What, are you gonna write that

On his cast?

Your job is to protect

the quarterback, period.

Got it?

Got it.

Coach, i want

my quarterbacks practicing

In red jerseys.

Water break.

Two minutes.

So you can't catch,

Too small to tackle

anybody,

And you're not very fast.

Kinda limits

what we can do with you.

I mean, what position do you

want to play, jamal?

Maybe i could sling it?

Be the backup qb,

chillin' with the cheerleaders.

Okay.

Now, back here on earth,

I mean, we've got to find

a place for you.

Coach wants us to find

something for you to do.

II don't know.

Well...

I, uh, i got an idea.

Hut!

Sorry, sorry.

Don't worry, coach,

we got this.

Yeah, i can see that.

Come on,

let's try it again.

Laces out.

You see this, captain?

I hope...

I did the right thing.

Good news.

Hi.

Johnny wants you

on the cheer squad.

Oh, that's so cool.

I'm a cheerleader.

Apparently you've made

quite an impression

On him this summer.

You're so lucky.

I'm so excited.

See you at the game

friday, right?

Yeah. Ladies.

Hi.

Hi.

Excited for our

study session tonight?

i hope you're ready

To actually study.

Oh, yeah, i'm gonna study.

Gentlemen scholars, right?

Scholars. Go long.

Boom!

Handon, get your car

out of my spot.

My bad, coach.

Attention.

Bill burkett please report

To the conference room.

Bill burkett

to the conference room, please.

Come on in, bill.

Burkett.

Steven tells me

you have something for us.

Uh, i've been working

on a product

An electric heater.

It's not just

an electric heater.

It's the next generation.

You did all this

on your own?

I have to admit, burkett,

i am impressed.

Tell me more.

Sell me.

Um, instead of the usual

electric coils,

It uses infrared bulbs

to heat up copper elements.

Uh, the number one

selling point

Is that it's not dry heat.

There's nothing like it

on the market.

It feels like a heater.

My wife says

it's the best thing

We've ever used on the farm.

Your tester

was your wife?

I've run technical studies

as well.

Infrared uses about 30%

less electricity.

Let me show you.

As you can see,

the heat doesn't

Just rise to the ceiling.

It's evenly

distributed.

There's also safety.

You know, conventional

space heaters are the

The number one cause

of fires in the home,

And infrared is

significantly safer.

How much would we have

to sell this for?

The initial price point

would be about $500.

$500 for a space heater?

Really?

We sell one

that costs $60.

All due respect, sir,

that's like comparing a...

Rolls royce

to a golf cart.

I've heard enough,

burkett.

I think you know

my answer.

That'll be all, bill.

You need to get back to work.

Bill...

What are you doing?

He said no, didn't he?

Bill?

He...

dismissed it.

Like it... was a joke.

We're in this together.

Don't you ever,

ever forget that.

Besides, there are other

manufacturers in ohio,

Aren't there?

Here we go, knights,

here we go.

Whoo, let's go, knights!

Yeah!

Come on, boys.

Let's go.

Set!

Gold 78.

Hut!

Damn it, damien.

Ugh.

Field goal unit.

Tie this baby up.

Let's go.

Let's go!

Set, hut!

Oh

I knew this was

gonna happen.

All right, fellas,

pick your heads up.

Played a football game

tonight.

Some good things out there.

You guys were physical,

and you worked hard.

We just didn't execute

in the key moments.

So we run.

Ryan, seriously?

Running, after a game.

A little hard work

never hurt anybody.

It's gonna be

a long season.

So little johnny handon,

huh? Not bad.

Oh, don't give me

"little johnny handon. "

He had wilson in the end zone

twice and missed him.

We could have had

six touchdowns.

He can still throw

a long pass, brother.

Yeah, but it's not

gonna do any good

Unless the line holds out.

I mean, this isn't gonna work

At the state championship.

Cranberry soda, huh?

Yup.

Refreshing.

Cool and delicious.

How 'bout davis?

Davis is good.

Who are those guys?

The hoover faithful.

High school football

fanatics.

Breakfast, lunch,

and dinner.

Well, who they gonna put

in the middle, jackson?

Oh...

Jackson has done a good job.

Jackson wears a skirt.

Jackson has done a good job.

All hoover all the time.

I'm the new coach

at aquinas.

Mm, so you're a spy.

Shh, they'll kill me.

Spies get shot, right?

Your secret's safe

with me.

Jackson's gotta

move over to the middle.

Relax, my friend.

We have a good team.

Thank you, guys,

so, so much.

Yeah, no problem.

Here you go.

Hey, do you want one, man?

No, man, i'm cool.

Yeah, seriously.

My treat.

One more, please.

Okay.

What is this, a date?

No, it's just

a twisty swirl, man.

Come on. It's good.

Do you hear yourself, man?

Those are rainbow sprinkles,

man.

# WhooOoh, whooOoh

# They say that all

gets torn apart #

# By a guy that only loves

with half a heart #

# They say i'm digging

my own grave #

# But i say i'm

six feet under anyway #

# You're right

in all the wrong ways #

# Don't want you to change

for me #

# Don't rearrange for me

# I know you will

love me better #

# You're the glue

keeping me together #

Do you ever

Hey!

You know her?

You're that guy

from the party.

Hey.

Hi.

Hi.

You want some ice cream?

Oh, no, i'm, fine, thanks

Come on, man, you crazy?

Get in the game.

Get up. Go over.

Hi.

Hi. So, uh...

How's the new school

working out for you?

It's good.

I mean, it's still early,

But i'm finding

my way around, so...

Yeah, i

I feel the same way

About aquinas,

but i've been going there

My whole life.

Really?

Yeah, really.

You know what?

You know what you should do?

What should i do?

You should come

to one of our games.

Yeah, you shouldWe could

definitely use more fans.

Yeah, it's fun.

And, you know,

We need some more people

giving the old hooRah.

But, uh

HooRah?

Yeah.

Um, yeah, yeah, here.

Here's my number.

And i'll come check you guys out

sometime.

Cool.

You should have ice cream

with us sometime too.

What kind is that?

It's sprinkles

with butter pecan.

You added sprinkles

to that?

Yeah, absolutely.

How old are you, like five?

Hi.

Ashley said

we'd find you here.

And here i am.

Well, this is adorable.

You boys on a date?

See? That's what

i said, man.

anyway, renee,

We're all kinda headed

over to my house.

We're gonna have burgers

on the beach, my dad's cooking.

You're coming, right?

Yeah, yeah, sure, yes.

See you there.

I'll see you there.

See, that dude's

a clown, man.

Conventional heating systems

Get to combustible

temperatures

That can dry out

the sinuses,

Burn up oxygen.

And this doesn't.

I've already applied

for a patent.

What's it called?

Edenpure.

My wife came up

with that name.

Tell you what.

This is a testing agreement.

If it performs well,

we move on to the next step.

Does that sound good

to you?

Come on, knights,

let's go.

Whoo! Let's do it!

10's the mike!

10's the mike!

Set!

Green 80.

Set, hut!

Get him out.

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