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- See you guys later.|- Nice to meet you.

The library?

That's right.

Ed, Ed!

Can you take my spot|on number five run?

Deborah's having some|strange contractions...

- and I'm gonna meet her|at the doctor's office.|- Okay. Go ahead.

- I'll take it.|- Oh, thanks.

- You better start workin'|so I can retire.|- I'll do my best.

Let me tell you|about Hinkle.

When you first go in,

he'll offer you a candy mint.|Don't take it.

At the end of the meeting,|he'll offer it to you again.

Take it and eat it right in front|of him. You'll get the job.

You're kidding, right?

Do I look like|I'm kidding?

- First time, no; second time, yes?|- That's it.

Okay. Thanks.

Mint?

No, thank you.

Fine.

Ed Dutton speaks highly of you.|He's a very good man, Ed.

I hope so. He'll be my stepfather|in a few days.

Yes.

That's a copy of|Armored Transport Now!

It's a magazine we publish, not just for|ourselves, but for the entire industry.

And here I thought cash|was on the way out.

Many of the services we provide here|used to be provided by the banks.

For example,

a bank might have us pick up|all the cash from a fast-food chain,

process and verify it here and then|deposit it directly into the Fed,

bypassing their branch|altogether.

- That sort of thing.|- Oh, I see. May I keep this?

Where have you been working|the past couple of years?

- Offshore.|- That's serious work.

- Serious money.|- Mm-hmm.

- You have any experience with firearms?|- No.

He'll learn.

We don't need marksmen,|just people who can think clearly.

That I can do.

Good. Well.

Are you sure you|wouldn't like a mint?

Actually, now that you|mention it, I would.

Mmm.

We'll be in touch.|Sometime this week, we'll have|you come in for the polygraph.

A polygraph? Great.|I'll look forward to it.

- Where are my fries?|- You didn't ask for fries.

- Well, you got fries.|- Michael, you want fries, you gotta ask.

Yes, Officer.

- How's Rachel?|- She's fine, doing the audition thing.

- Tell her I said hello.|- I will.

Listen, I talked|to Mom last night.

She told me you hadn't|sent her any money in two months.

We had an arrangement.|She needs the money.

I got the money. I can give it to her|today, with interest.

- I can give her three months in advance.|- She doesn't care about interest.

She doesn't care about "in advance." She|wants to know if you can be counted on.

It's really boring having|this conversation every six months.

- I agree.|- Jesus! This is our mother.

She needs our help.

And seeing you avoid|being around after Dad died...

Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey.

- You didn't even go see her...|- Can we not turn this|into a Eugene O'Neill play?

- I've got the money.|- This time.

Thanks for the protection, Officer.

You never should've left|the Village People, David.

F*** you.

- Hello?|- Michael.

Hi.

- Are you there?|- I'm here.

- How are you?|- Good.

- What about you?|- Good.

- Are you on a car phone?|- Yeah.

- Courtesy of...|- Mm-hmm.

So,

are you staying?

I think so.|I might get that job.

Really?

Um, I gotta go.

- W-W-Wait...|- I'll talk to you soon.

There's one question|this test never gets around to asking.

It's a question|I need an answer to.

What's that?

When can you start?

- That's it?|- That's it.

- Welcome aboard.|- Eleven.

Forty-one.

Twenty-three.

Here we go.

- What do you think?|- Hmm?

Oh, I'm sorry.|Do another one.

- Twelve.|- Not so smiley.

- Nine.|- Much better.

Why go up for this?|It's not acting.

It's exposure.|Like Vanna White, you know.

Oh. Well, that's|something to aspire to.

I hope you like egg salad,|'cause I'm making a ton.

Great.|We'll have it for dinner.

I thought we were going|to San Miguel.

Let's go to San Miguel after the game|on Saturday. I gotta make some calls.

I'm not staying in.|I told Diane we'd meet her at the Ember.

That's fine.|I'll be here.

You never do what|you say you're gonna do.

Florida at LSU. This is the|fork in the road for both teams.

Some are calling it a toss-up,|but given the home field advantage...

and nine apparently|healthy seniors...

Hey! Whoa!|Hey!

- Remember me?|- Rachel, right?

Dick.

I'm sorry.|Hi, Dick.

God, the picture|on this TV sucks.

It sucks,|and it's small.

- Smallish and sucky.|...convert that threat|into scoring opportunities.

- Everybody in yet?|- No, there's one still out.

Hey, come on in!

- Mom, you look beautiful.|- Thank you.

- You really do.|- Thank you.

- That's a nice suit.|- It's Dad's.

I-I wanted to give you|this beforehand.

Oh!

Oh, David,|they're beautiful!

I'll have to get|my ears pierced.

I don't have anything.

That's all right.

I'm just glad you're here.|I don't need presents.

Would you repeat after me:|With this ring, I thee wed.

With this ring,|I thee wed.

And pledge to thee|my faith and love.

And pledge to thee|my faith and love.

I can't believe you wore|Dad's suit to Mom's wedding.

I now pronounce you|husband and wife.

You may kiss the bride.

Well, it depends.

Some say he's doubtful;|some say he's probable.

What's the difference|between doubtful and probable?

Doubtful means|he probably won't play;

- probable means he'll play,|but there's some doubt.|- Oh, that clears everything up.

- So is he doubtful or probable?|- Doubtful.

- Michael, did you get a call...|- How close is your source?

- You wanna know how close|my source is, he's a she.|- Wow.

- This is inside inside.|- Wow.

- Michael!|- I gotta go. Talk to you.

Isn't that amazing? It's a 12-foot|Paraclipse with terrestrial filters.

- I don't care if it turns|coffee beans into diamonds...|- How did you know?

- What's it doing in our back yard?|- Wait till you see the image quality.

- It's like looking out a window.|- We have plenty of windows.

We have one more. It's the new TV.

Excuse me.|Is that thing safe?

Yes, ma'am.|It's, uh, it's safe.

Just don't stand|in front of it.

- Come on in.|- Where do you want it?

Try right in front of the fireplace.|God, it's big. It's huge.

- Did you order a stand?|- It comes with a stand, doesn't it?

- It doesn't come with a stand.|- I gotta have a stand.

- There's one in the truck. Costs extra.|- Fine, fine.

Don't answer that.

- The one-fifteen.|- Great! It's huge!

- Michael.|- Yeah.

Tell me you didn't use|the rest of the money to buy this stuff.

- Okay, I didn't use the rest of it.|- Thank God.

- I used some of the rest of it.|- Michael!

What else was I gonna use?|We've lost our credit cards.

- You lost our credit cards.|- Fine, I lost 'em.

It doesn't change the fact|that I had to use cash.

- How much cash?|- I got an incredible deal|for not charging.

- How much? For everything.|- For the dish, the installation,

- For everything! Michael!|- The subscription fees... About seven.

Hundred?

You're so good.|That's good.

- Seven... thousand.|- Yeah.

How are you gonna pay the people|you owe? They call constantly.

Listen.

Grrr.

I got this whole thing|worked out.

It's not even a system.|It's more like, I just know.

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