Unnatural

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Global climate

change upon us, friends.

And many creatures

on this planet

are in danger of extinction.

And Clobirch Industries

is here to ensure

that they will continue to have

the opportunity to survive.

I'm Victor Clobirch,

here today forging

an eco-friendly frontier in

search of a safer tomorrow.

I'll be back for you

guys in three days.

Hope you enjoy.

Hello!

Welcome to the

Black Rabbit Lodge.

You're a brave man coming

up here with three women.

I've never been able

to handle even one.

Well, it takes quite a man.

I bet it does.

Martin Ecos.

Pleased to meet you.

How are you.

Do you have Wi-Fi here?

I'm afraid that's

a no, little lady.

You lost that when

you left Anchorage,

along with your service, unless

that's a satellite phone.

It's freezing.

It's 20 below freezing,

actually.

Come on, Martin.

Let's get them inside.

All right.

It's warm inside.

Come on.

Straight up the hill, you guys.

- This way?

- Yes, sir.

Whoa.

This looks so authentic.

Yeah.

This is some place you've got.

Thank you.

I'll take that as a compliment.

We call it home.

So, photography is

your thing, huh?

Sorry, we don't

get much daylight

up here this time of year.

Well, the almanac

four hours a day?

That's if you're lucky.

Sunup is at 10 AM.

Sunset's around 2:00 PM,

and what you get in between

is mostly dusk.

That's what we call magic hour.

That's what you're going

to get... four magic hours.

Great... dark and cold.

I'm G1226, The beta cells

are rapidly increasing.

They're 600% larger than

they were last week.

Oh, my God.

Dr. Keller, come in.

Dr. Keller, stay out of NP2.

Dr. Keller, are you there?

Come in.

You'd think I'd have

this down by now.

Try it again.

Three days here,

almost always dark.

That sounds romantic.

I can't find my light in here.

Delana?

Delana?

Better go see what he wants.

Delana?

Right here, Brooking.

Did you forget to

pack my light meter?

No, it's in your fur hat.

Oh, there it is.

Dinner!

Oh, hey, dinner.

Let's go.

I'm starved.

Doing good, Delana.

Nate landed his fish.

About two months ago.

Yeah, something like that.

Big boy, too.

Lily, you really

outdid yourself.

The salmon's fantastic.

We're usually closed by the

second week of September.

This is the first time

anyone from the lower 48

has been up here during winter.

Especially as pretty

as you young ladies.

Ice hole... did

your team do that?

Because I want these

girls draped in fur,

like they went out into the

woods, skinned the animals

and put them on their backs.

Fashion, back to basics.

It would be great if you could

throw in an Eskimo too, I mean,

if you can dig one up.

I think you mean

to say Athabascan.

The native people prefer

going by their tribal names.

Yeah, sure, whatever.

I mean, as long as

they look the part.

I mean, like, weathered

face, fish on a stick.

You know what I mean, right?

I think I do, Mr. Brooking.

Cool.

Who killed that bear?

That little guy?

I did, nearly 20 years ago.

Were you scared?

No.

He actually had to put down.

Nate found him out back.

He was sick and pretty torn up.

Bears come right

up to the lodge?

Yes, they do.

Hungry and ready to eat.

But there's nothing

to worry about.

Bears hibernate in winter.

Now, you are a smart young lady.

That's true for most bears.

Not for Maneater.

Maneater?

Maneater's a gigantic

beast of a bear

with a taste for human blood.

Frightens me every time

I go out into the woods.

Martin.

Come on, stop.

The natives say the Maneater

was not born from another bear,

but from a vengeful spirit.

He rose from the blood of

countless Alaskan animals that

fell at the hands of white men.

Rose straight out of

the ground, standing

20 feet high, with

fangs and claws sharper

than any man-made metal.

Let me know when old

Maneater shows up.

I'll take a snapshot

of him with the girls.

We'll.

We'll set a record.

Maneater can't be killed.

An endless amount of blood

courses through his veins.

A juggernaut, unable

to stop until he

slays the same amount

of human blood,

in revenge on the white man.

Maneater is nature's

way of fighting back.

Don't mess with Mother

Nature then, right?

That's right.

I better to go gas

up the generator.

Excuse me.

Do you think there's any

truth to that bear story?

No.

These backwoods Klondikes

are just trying to scare us.

I'm not worried at

all about the bear.

It's these guys.

You heard 'em downstairs...

"We don't get women

up here as pretty as you."

But they're sweet and harmless.

They cooped up here all winter.

That's going to a

man do crazy things.

Are you going to protect me?

I'm not going to protect you.

I'm gonna turn you over!

You know what I'm going to do?

I'm going to find a cave

and I'm going to hibernate.

The take-down!

And then he's going to

spank her like a bad doggie.

Are you a bad doggie?

Brooking wants us

to start at sunrise.

10 AM?

You're a good listener.

What's up with that Nate guy?

Creeper.

That guy can really piss me off.

Gross.

He's all yours.

I don't go native.

That's racist.

Whatever.

Now, who is going

to get punished?

I surrender.

Where was I?

I don't know.

Go look.

You go look.

Babe, you're on top.

No, I'm not.

Well?

I don't see anything.

It's good.

It's good.

I don't know what it was.

They're weird here.

Hey, you look dead up there.

Think about how this

wolf feels, Brooking.

When people stop

buying fur, I'll

stop shooting it, all right?

Now look alive.

That's it.

Turn it around.

Turn it around.

There you go.

That's it, babe.

I'm asking you to hold

the light right there.

I'm trying.

They keep moving.

You talk to me again

like that, I'm going

to feed you to these natives.

Goddamn, get it right there.

Martin?

Got you some fuel

for your generator.

Thanks.

You still playing

with that thing?

You get it working yet?

Well, I had it working.

Shelly was just in

the middle of telling

me how the grandkids were

doing and poof, went out on me.

Maybe it is time

to get a new one.

A new one?

A satellite phone

might be better.

I don't trust the darn things.

Besides, you got to haul them

all the way up on the ridge

just to get a signal.

You know, when this

world goes to crap,

citizen's band's still going

to work and save the day.

You're probably right.

Hear we've got an

ice storm coming in.

Yeah, heard it on the news.

I hope it passes quickly.

I don't want those people here

any longer than necessary.

That good, huh?

Ugh.

Let's see what we got.

Breaker, breaker.

You've got the one Buffalo

looking for Shelly.

Come on back.

Catch you later.

All right.

Breaker, breaker, you got the

Buffalo looking for Shelly.

Come on back.

Nate!

Come on, man.

I'm shooting over here.

I thought you wanted

an ice fishing shot.

Later.

We'll get to that.

Let's finish here first.

It's freezing out here.

Come on, girls.

Modeling is so much

harder than people think.

Go, Quinn.

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