Untouchable Page #2

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- But the radish are good.

- Ok. - Hello.

Let's go.

Just so you know,

he had a rough night.

Just like you, apparently.

The day starts at 7

with the nurse.

He needs 2 to 3 hours of care every morning.

I'm warning you, most people

give up after a week.

They come and go pretty fast.

Well...

I like the furniture, the music,

it's cool and all...

but I don't think I'll buy it.

And i don't have the whole day.

Listen, I was asked to give you a tour,

believe me I also have better things to do.

It's almost done anyway.

Here, you can communicate

with a babyphone.

It's like a Walkie-Talkie.

You hear him, he hears you.

According to the contract, you

also have your own room.

The toilets.

And a bathroom.

A private bathroom.

Hello...

It's here.

He's waiting for you.

One minute...

So I signed your paper.

It's in an envelope, on the little table.

By the way, how is it to be forced

to rely on others for a living?

What?

You don't have a problem living

from other people's work?

I'm good, what about you?

Do you think you'd be able to work?

I mean with duties, a schedule...

Responsibilities.

I was wrong.

You're funny.

I'm so funny I'm ready to take you

on a one month trial.

Do you want the day to think about it?

I don't think you'll make it past two weeks.

What?

You can't forget a single bone or

a single muscle.

Everything has to move.

we want to keep the skin and

the joints healthy.

You'll have to be very meticulous.

Rigorous.

Ok? You get it?

Hey, wake up!

Sleep at night.

- I'm not sleeping.

- Come help me.

We're going to bring Philippe to his chair.

And then to the shower.

You know what?

Try yourself.

Show me.

Don't be afraid. Go ahead.

I'm not afraid.

- There. Good enough?

- Wait!

Never let him go until he's all strapped.

It's one of my sins.

None told me.

I'm in training.

Do you want gloves or what?

Rub harder, for god's sake.

It doesn't foam!

It's a weird shampoo.

- How is it going?

- I'm washing his hair...

but it doesn't foam.

What do you mean?

What the hell...

are you kidding me?

You put the cream for his feet

in his hair.

Wait, wait...

Please tell me you can read.

You look really talented, don't you?

They look exactly the same.

Why isn't there only one for everything?

There are 20 of them.

Ok, move on now.

I won't stay here for 2 hours.

- So I'm using this one?

- The one that says "shampoo".

- Are you gonna be ok?

- Of course, he'll be ok.

My feet have never been styled so well.

Go have your lunch, Marcelle.

Everything is fine.

Wow, do these come with a skirt?

Those are contension stockings.

If I don't wear them, my blood won't flow

and I'll pass out.

I'm not putting stocking on you.

We're gonna have a problem here.

Since I won't do it, we'll have to...

at a point... I mean...

we'll have to figure out if... Marcelle!

Maybe she can come back...

and do it herself.

Since she's a girl and everything,

she knows how to.

I don't even know why we're debating,

I'm not gonna do it.

Even for you, at this point you'd

probably better pass out...

You have to say no, to stand up for yourself.

Marcelle! We're not going to do the stockings.

What's the matter, you're dealing with the stockings,

you have a cute little earring, I think it's coherent.

Easy on the sass, alright?

Looks like you have experience...

No? You never thought about...

starting a salon or something?

Ok. Done.

Now what are these gloves for?

Er... we're going to wait a while more for this.

You're not quite ready.

No. He's not quite ready.

What does it mean, Marcelle?

- What is that?

- We'll explain at a point.

Marcelle, we have to talk...

There's a problem with the training.

It's not about being ready.

I do not do that.

I don't empty a stranger's butt.

I don't even empty a friend's butt.

I usually don't empty butts.

It's a matter of principles.

Can we talk about this later?

When I'm done eating, for example?

No.

No use speaking about it later.

I'm done with this.

It's weird, I don't like it.

I didn't say anything about the stockings.

But it cost me.

I'm making compromises, please do

the same for me.

- I'm done with the butt-emptying issue.

- I think I get it.

It's not right.

I'm done.

- Bon appetit.

- Thank you.

- Pretty, huh?

- I love it.

Am I bothering you?

Is it a theater or what?

- I'm trying to eat here.

- Hey, what's up?

We had two 6-packs,

did you take them?

I don't know. I don't care.

So take your feather duster with

you and leave.

Come on, let's get out of here.

It's the new guy working for my father

The "guy" has a name you know.

Damn.

- What?

- Sorry.

- What happened?

- Nothing.

- Are you sure?

- Yeah.

I'm massaging.

That is nuts.

Are you having fun?

You don't feel anything down there!

What the hell...

- What are you doing again?

- Experiments.

He doesn't give a sh*t, he feels nothing!

Look!

Stop it, you're gonna burn him.

Lawyer.

Lawyer.

No... this is personal.

I'll read it later.

Personal file?

Ok.

Thrash.

She has a little something, though.

Can't we create a hooker file?

- Bon appetit.

- Thanks.

Please.

Sorry.

I'm sorry.

F***, I keep forgetting.

F***, sorry.

That's good.

Driss?

Can you come?

Do you hear me, Driss?

Can you please come?

Driss.

Driss.

What?

It's almost 9.

Philippe is waiting.

It's 9 alreday? I lost track of time,

it took forever for my bath to foam.

- This room's a piggery.

- Make me a coffee, I'm coming.

What about the babyphone?

It's supposed to always be with you.

And I want Nutella! Not jams with weird fruits

that nobody knows of.

I'm not going in there.

Even you!

I'm not gonna load you in the back

like a horse.

What about this one?

This one is not fit for me.

- What do you mean?

- I have to be pragmatic.

Pragmatic?

Oh damn!

Son of a...

Feels good, right?

- It does!

- So good.

It's nervous!

Let's go.

That's the neighbour again.

He always parks here.

He thinks it's his own parking spot.

I see some change coming.

- Hi, how is it going Patrick Swayze?

- What?

Would you like a cup of coffee?

- Can I see that?

- What the...

Come here.

Now read this. Read!

"No Parking"

- Louder. I can't hear you. - "No Parking"!

- That's the way to do it.

- Read the bottom of it.

- "Reserved spot".

Now you keep that in mind,

and you get the f*** out of here.

Hurry up.

Get lost!

We're opening on tuesday.

It will be sold by tuesday night.

Can we go?

You've been looking at this for an hour.

You're gonna have to move at a point.

This painting expresses an overwhelming serenity.

And some violence as well.

I find it very moving.

Red stains on a white background

are moving?

How much for this thing?

I think it's 30000 euros.

I can check if you want.

You'd better check indeed.

It sounds exaggerated.

You're not gonna pay 30000 euros

for this piece of crap!

- Unbelievable.

- You'd better believe it.

This dude nosebled on a white

board and asks 30000 euros for it?

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