Utopiayile Rajavu

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'King of Utopia'

''Which is the way to Uppin?''

''Southward of Utopia''

''Which is the way to South?''

''Northward of Utopia''

''Which is the way to Uppin?''

''Southward of Utopia''

''Which is the way to South?''

''Northward of Utopia''

''Which is the way to North?''

''Eastward of Utopia''

''Which is the way to East?''

''Westward of Utopia''

''Which is the way to west?''

''Go straight and then upwards''

''How to go upwards?''

''Go to top and come down!''

''Oh God!''

''Ah Master!

Which is the way to Utopia?''

''Via Puthupalli, Poonjar and Pala''

''How?.''

''Board at Pinarai

Alight at Kodiyeri''

''Then...''

''After Tiruvanchoor

lt is Chennithala''

''That is funny''

''Perunna, Palakad

Karichankulankara''

''Kulangara...

Kulangaraa...''

''From there it is Aruvikara''

''Then will we reach Utopia?''

''After reaching Mars...''

''Proceed...proceed''

''Take a turnaround''

''How many?''

''After reaching Mars''

''Take a turnaround''

''Jump over moon and sun''

''Fall from the top of lndrapuri''

''Oh God!''

''On seeing a cop at heaven''

''You got scared

your beard caught fire''

''Ran away opened up earth

and on reaching the hellfire''

''You see the guy on the buffalo''

''You curled your tail and swooped''

''With a head spin

you falter and fall''

''Then...''

''Which is the way to Uppin?''

''Southward of Utopia''

''Which is the way to Uppin?''

''Southward of Utopia''

''Which is the way to South?''

''Northward of Utopia''

''Which is the way to North?''

''Eastward of Utopia''

''Which is the way to East?''

''Westward of Utopia''

''Which is the way to west?''

''Go straight and then upwards!''

''How to go upwards?''

''Which is the way?''

''Go to top and come down''

''So you don't know

where is Utopia!''

Don't tremble my boy!

Why are you so scared?

We have a long association

Thumaru

Thumaru...get some snacks

Don't crave...l wouldn't give

Every one is starved

Aren't you living in Kerala?

Don't you know about these guys

just pardon them!

What master?

Get some snacks man

l have some clay

ls that ok?

Give it to your dad!

You agreed to make

a statue for my dad...

...when you are free

Don't forget about it!

You need a person forthat

Without a model

how a statue can be made?

One day one of these

statues would kill you

They have endured you so much

Why do you get enamoured

seeing my Madonna?

l've been watching

you for some days

Master don't suspect me

l consider her as my own sister!

ls it?

Murari

Praise the Lord!

Keep the praise with you man!

l have told you umpteen times...

This is Lord Jesus

and it is his idol!

But whom have you carved?

What happened father?

Are you asking us?

Come here

Look there!

Why there is a

scorn in Lord's face?

Does Jesus stand like this...

...with his mouth

wide open and smiling?

Your idol depicts as if the Lord...

...is asking his devotees

who come to pray

...if they have nothing else to do?

When sponsors came to see the idol

did you not disappear?

For many years the Jesus idol...

...is stereotyped

l wanted to give a variety

Jesus also needs a change!

Who does not support change?

For a change you

keep the idol here

But before the Sunday Prayers...

...you don't return the money

Few valiant youth

would descend this place

Then you may have to bear a cross

bigger than one carried by the lord

Come...come and

take out the idol!

Master pastors are right!

Jesus has a scorn in face!

Some small parish people will

come for a second hand idol

l would then give this to them

Forthe time being

let Jesus be here!

Which is this place?

Have l again reached Bethlehem?

This is God's own country

As far as l know

every country is God's own country

After giving this country to God

did thieves take away remaining?

We Malayali's are like that!

God does not wish

certain things to happen

But we would call a place where

all those things happen...

...as God's own country

Kerala

When you hear the name Kerala...

...your blood should boil

and should get pumped up

Who are you?

Are you a pope?

Have you heard about Gandhiji?

Who is he?

Just imagine

he is a person like you!

We lndians call him Mahatma!

Mahatma Gandhi

l am one of his followers

Chempakaseri Parameswaran Pilla

2 years ago on my centenary year my

countrymen made my statue

and placed me here

From that day l was living under

suffocation in this place

Anyway it is good

you have come Jesus!

Atleast l have a companion now!

You arejust a statue

No one has crucified you!

Lord...this is also

a kind of crucification

ln lndia there are thousands

of Gandhi statues

...Sufficient enough

for crows droppings

...a place for lovers

to romance underneath

...and a place for anti social

elements to unleash violence

Sad...our Mahatma is exposed to

hot sun and rain for many years

Your plight is also similar!

One must be a celeb

to become a statue

How did you become a celeb?

Before you learn about me

You must know about this country

This place is Kokrankara

This is Kokrangara

Panchayat office

For many years...

l was the President

of this Panchayat

(Crowd shouts slogan

against Corruption)

voice:
By getting bribes

incessantly...

you've made this

place a bribery paradise

We would not allow you

to present this budget

You raise false allegations and want

to bring me down from the chair

lt will not happen Markandeya

Until l breathe last

l will be the President

...and will present the budget too

Now he is the

Panchayat President

He is my nephew

Soman Thampi

What is this guy doing?

ls this in good order?

There are umpteen similar

orders in this country!

They are hitting me

Hitting me

Leave me

l say leave me

Don't bite me

Read...read

Read out man

2014-2015 Kokrangara

Panchayat's budget

l Present before you...

Budget is presented

Budget is presented!

What is he doing?

Like zoo and Museum...

...there is one more place

of attraction at Thiruvanthapuram

That is Kerala legislature

lt all started from there

Now this has also

become a good order!

Not a defeat

No defeat!

Not a defeat

for Soman Thampi

This is a school founded

by me at my place

...named after Mahatma

After my demise

Soman Thampi

Changed the name of the school

Boss! Just look at this!

Mahatama Thampi Vilasam

memorial school

- How is the board?

- Memorial for me?

One day or other

that would happen boss!

At that time we need not

make a new board!

Make a memorial foryour dad!

Just make it

Mahatma Thampi vilasam school

That would do

'Mahatma Thampi Vilasam school'

This is 'Chempakaseri Bavanam'

Afamed home for generations

House looks grand!

On August 15th, 1947...

...at midnight when lndia

got independence

...at the front yard me

and other youngsters

...celebrated bursting crackers

My dad a British sympathiser

was sleeping inside the house

The defeating cracker sounds

and he died by heart attack

Popped off

what is it!

lt is a Malayali habit

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