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as their bodyguards.

And then they get all of their rich mates

and they sail out

to the dodgy parts of Africa,

you know where they have

those, those pirates that hijack boats?

And then they just throw

a massive f***ing party.

Lure the pirates in,

wait till they get in range

and then they just... they just open fire.

Mow 'em all down.

It's like a sport.

You know how hunters get animals' heads

and hang 'em on their walls?

Oh, like a moose?

Yeah, like a moose

or a lion or something.

Well, this is like human game-hunting.

Kill a pirate

and hang his head on your wall.

Oh, that's mad!

You'd have that Ryan's head on your wall,

wouldn't you?

Yeah. Yeah, him and the whole school.

I'd have all their heads.

Oh, you look bad!

- Do I?

- Yeah! Like a f***ing pirate killer!

Hey, you know who I'd kill?

I'd kill this mental squaddie who's got

it in for me just cos I shagged his bird.

Says he's gonna bury me.

Him? Him bury me?

He's the one that's gonna get buried.

Even if he begged me,

I'd still kill him,

cos I know it's him or me.

You can't be weak.

- You'd really kill him?

- What, you don't think I could?

"You don't know me, man.

You don't know what I can do."

I dare you no hands.

Oh... Oh, he's done it! He's done it!

Go on, John!

- Woo!

- Woo!

He's all right, you know.

He's a good lad.

You stopped them picking on him?

Yeah. And I took him into town.

You're the best.

I needed cheering up.

Why?

Is it your boyfriend?

Has he hurt you again?

Rach, talk to me.

I'm worried about you.

I wish I could see you.

You're the best.

You know that?

You're the best, too.

I love you.

He's still a f***ing terrorist.

Pack it in, boys! I said pack it in! Oi!

Do they call you Paki and terrorist

cos of your dad?

He's not my dad. He's my stepdad.

That's what I thought. That's why I

don't get why they call you that.

Hey, that Ryan won't be

picking on you again, will he?

I went easy on him.

I do karate, you know.

I do judo, kendo. Loads of martial arts.

And you got a right good kick in,

as well, didn't ya?

I saw it. Right good connection.

I didn't know you had it in you.

Do you ever see your real dad?

No.

- You know he used to hit us?

- No.

Rachel didn't tell you?

No.

He hit us and my mum, too.

When I was little, like five,

he kidnapped me

and he ran away with me and everything.

You've had a mad life!

- Have I?

- Yeah! No one here would believe it.

Have you had a mad life?

No, mate. Well, kind of, I suppose,

but not... not really.

So many things are just boring.

I wanna have a mad life.

I want people to... look at me and go,

"Wow! Did you see that?"

And then they'll be like,

"Oh, what's he gonna do next?"

- You know Rachel told me she loved me?

- No way.

She did.

I just wanna see her.

I'm worried about her.

- I don't get why she's with her boyfriend.

- You know what girls are like.

How do you know what girls are like?

They always go for bad lads.

That makes me a bad lad, then.

Not this bad.

- That's him?

- Mm-hm.

You must be worried about her.

Course I am.

We're all worried about her.

My mum's beside herself with worry.

F***!

I just wanna see her.

You know, make sure she's all right.

That's all I wanna do.

Rach?

Rach?

Rachel's boyfriend?

I'm Kevin McNeil, pal.

You ever speak to my girlfriend again,

you little f***ing twat, I'll kill ya.

Kevin, just leave it.

I'm f***ing warning you!

I'll kill you

and I'll kill her.

Kevin, just stop it!

Mum?

Dad?

Hang on.

What? You all right?

Mm-hm.

Come in. Come in. Sit down. Want a beer?

No... thanks.

Come on. Have a beer with your old dad.

OK. There you go.

She says she can't sleep

without that wave sound.

I can't sleep with it.

I keep thinking I'm...

...pissing myself or drowning.

- Dad...

- Oh, I know she's your mother and all that.

And I wouldn't wanna slag her off.

Not in front of you.

Not how she does. I wouldn't do that.

But... I said to her,

I said, "Don't do the lottery every week.

"Save the money."

But no. She won't listen to me.

She never listens.

Dad...

I...

Dad, there's this bloke.

Be your own master, Mark.

Do you understand me?

Be your own master.

Was Mark ever on drugs?

No... No. He plays football.

I know. That's what he said.

He's a good kid.

Yeah.

I know my own son.

He wouldn't hurt anyone. He just wouldn't.

We've got it on video. I'm sorry.

- It's clearly Mark.

- No.

He's a good kid.

Never gets in trouble.

Barely goes out.

He just sits in here on

that thing all night.

- New ground or something like that.

- Yeah, f***ing move!

Mark? Mark?

Hi. It's John.

I'm not here right now. Living it large.

Leave your message after the sheep. Bah!

John, it's Mark. Erm,

where the f*** are you?

Just... call me back.

OK. Bye.

You must!

You're her best friend!

She would have told you!

Mark, you know you can talk to me, too,

if you want.

Listen, erm,

Rachel's not answering her messages.

I'm worried about her.

I think something's happened.

What if that psycho

Kevin's done something to her?

Just... just call me back, OK, John?

I need to... find out where she is.

All right. Bye.

Miss... do you know where John is?

- You're his mate.

- Well, he hasn't been in a whole week.

Hi. Is John there?

What do you want with John?

I just wanna talk to him.

Come on.

Wait there.

Come on. Come on.

Wait. Where have you been? What's happened?

I don't wanna upset my mum.

John... John, what the f*** is going on?

My sister's dead!

What?

She fell from the top of the flats.

Police said suicide.

We know it was Kevin,

but the police said that he's got an alibi.

We had the funeral last week.

We told her Kevin was a psycho.

We all told her.

He killed her, didn't he?

He's a sick bastard.

I know he did it.

I'm going to where her ashes

are spread tomorrow.

Come if you want.

Rach, would have wanted you

to look out for me.

She would have wanted you

to look out for John, too.

We scattered her ashes here.

It's what she would have wanted.

But you shouldn't have

talked to her so much.

Don't say that.

But you did, though. You made Kevin angry.

I just wanted to save her.

You didn't, though. You couldn't.

How could I have?

I just wanted to save her from him.

- Let's go swimming.

- No!

- Dare you.

- What are you on about swimming?

I'm not going f***ing swimming.

I'll kill you.

I know where he lives.

Who?

Kevin, I know where he lives.

- Why didn't you tell me?

- I wanted to.

No one was supposed to know.

Rachel made me promise.

- What, cos of witness protection?

- Yeah.

She made me promise.

Where did she fall?

I don't know where exactly.

I don't want to know either.

He used to beat her bad, didn't he?

Made her life hell.

Do you think she might have jumped?

No way.

Do you believe in God?

Do you?

No.

I wish I did, but I don't.

Neither do I.

Because Kevin McNeil is scum and...

...I don't think God

would let scum like that live.

It's him.

- No.

- It's f***ing him!

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