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because of love.

He has a very short story.

Come on out. Hurry up.

Coming,

What's the hurry?

Are you getting married?

Yes l am going to

meet my future wife.

l am running late.

Tell me, which intermediary

is getting the ring?

Aunt Bachno.

You should have told me.

All l get is milk.

And Bachno gets the ring.

She has found a very beautiful girl.

Forget a ring l would

gift her an entire sector.

Anyway.. Bye.

Bless you.

He looked at her photo

and gave his consent.

Now we are waiting for your consent.

How much do you make, son?

Around Rs 30000 a month

l have five buffalos

They gave 50 litres of milk

l drink around 2 litres of that.

And then 50 litres is sold

But, if you drink 2 litres then

it should leave you with 48 litres

How do you manage to sell 50 litres?

Well.. l adjust.

No matter what he

does but he is honest.

He is a gem of a person.

He might be an orphan

but he does not have any vice.

And then,

l am here to clear all doubts

Son, do you have any demands?

Don't embarrass me.

l won't even let you

spend a penny on the wedding.

Bachchan Kaur, l like him.

- Then get the sweets.

- Of course, right away.

Balbir Kaur. - Coming!

Mummy, you couldn't

find anyone better for Aman?

The match that l told you, was it bad?

One druggie is enough is this family.

You want me to marry

your sister to a druggie?

How do the drugs harm her?

He owns 7 acres of land

This one won't even

have seven milk cans

Satwinder! -Coming.

Move back - Come fast.

Coming,

l came. - Balbir, l like him.

So should we fix the marriage?

Yes, of course.

l like him. Here son, eat some sweets

- Congratulations, sister.

- Congratulations to you too.

Jarnail, if you want to talk

to the girl in private then go ahead.

ls it okay?

Yes. -Yes, of course.

Why not?

By the way, do you like me?

Not at all.

You know what is arranged

marriage and love marriage, right?

l don't want to go

for arranged marriage.

The boy l don't know anything about..

The boy l don't love..

How can l spend my life with him?

People get married

You fall in love after marriage.

What is the guarantee?

l can give guarantee for myself.

l am sure to fall in love with you.

l don't know about you

That's why l don't

want to get married.

When l'll fall in love,

l'll get married

Please, can you say no to my father?

Please.

Even my relatives know

that l had fallen for you.

..just by looking at your photograph.

l.. - l don't know.

Just gather yourself

and say no before you leave.

But son, you just said yes to us.

What happened in five minutes?

l like your daughter a lot.

And l don't want to lose her.

A priest had told me that

my first marriage wouldn't work..

..but the second one will.

So l was wondering, l should

first get married to someone else..

..and then marry your daughter.

So, tell me.

Take this crazy boy away from here.

You found such a boy for my daughter?

Brother, listen to me.

l don't want to listen anything.

Take this boy away from here.

Listen.

Hold this.

You came Jarnail.

You had gone to meet a girl.

So did you fix the marriage?

No. Things didn't work out.

Why? Who ruined it?

Yes. -Who?

The girl.

What?

Don't ask too many questions

l am still in shock

Bye.

Bye, uncle.

Madam, this is a good

service you have started.

..of teaching English to senior

citizens in the evening in the school.

l shall learn Punjabi later.

You should first teach me

how to read and write in English

Next week my grandchildren

are coming here from Canada.

l cannot stand in front

of them like a dummy.

How can l teach it so quickly?

l don't want to become

a scholar in English..

Just teach me how to

take my grandchildren's names.

What's so difficult in their names?

Tell them.

Sylvester and Suzanne.

l feel giddy when

l try to pronounce them.

Fine. Fill the admission form.

You can join the class from tomorrow.

l'm running late for my class. - Okay.

Okay.

Let's go, son.

Okay, let's go ahead now.

M for Monkey.

Monkey means. -Cat.

Not a cat, a primate.

Come what may,

you guys will never learn English.

How are you doing, dear? Good?

Hello. - Hello.

You are here. -Yes

l thought a lot after we met.

You are right.

One should go for love marriage.

l am with you.

Thank you. Bye. - Hold on.

Are you doing around with someone?

What do you mean?

l mean do you have a boy

in mind for your love marriage?

You don't go looking,

you just fall in love.

So you agree that

it just happens, right?

lt happened to me. -What happened?

l think l am in love.

Are you feeling all right?

What kind of things are

you discussing with me over here?

Let's go sit elsewhere and talk.

Let's go to your house and talk.

You should better get yourself

treated by a doctor of your village.

My village's doctor is on the verge

of commit suicide because of a girl.

How will he treat anyone?

Look, l am done beating

around the bush.

The truth is, l am in love with you.

Look, l am not that kind of a girl.

365 facets of women doom the men.

That day you said that

you want to go for love marriage.

Today you say that l

am not that kind of a girl.

What happened, son?

Nothing.

We were just settling the bill.

Do it.

You should stick to your story. -Yes

l will do love marriage

with the one l will fall in love.

Then fall in love with me.

l don't sell curdled milk.

Madam, are you facing

any trouble from the students?

No, ma'am. All the students are good.

Good. - Principal madam, have you

started milk service in the school?

No. Why?

There is a milkman outside.

What is he doing here?

l am here to learn.

l too want to learn English.

Welcome.

But before we teach English,

we teach Punjabi.

Punjabi runs in my veins

After l was born,

the first word l uttered was 'Udha'.

l spoke the mother tongue

before l said mother.

Fine, l will register your name.

What is your name?

- Jarnail.

- Jarnail, please have a seat.

Ok

Hello.

Madam, what do we call

a milkman in English?

l tell you.

Lover. - Good,

now l learnt this as well.

A milkman is called lover in English.

Aman!

Aman! Aman!

- Please listen to me.

- l don't want to hear a word.

l don't want to go for either

love marriage or arranged marriage.

Please leave me alone.

Talk softly,

don't get me expelled from the school.

You don't want to go for either

love marriage or arranged marriage.

What's the third kind of marriage?

Let me know.

l shall make arrangements for that.

lf you have,

any brains then try to understand.

l don't want to marry you. - But why?

- What is wrong with me?

- What is right with you?

You are not educated

You don't have any brains.

Madam, from where

do l get brains like you?

You want to put 500 ml

of milk in a 250 ml container.

- This is how rustic l am.

- l don't want a rustic.

Who is standing there

with your sister?

l want to..

Who is he?

No matter how much ever a dog runs

after a car, he can never ride it.

Get this straight..

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