Vaisakhi List Page #5

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And today is 12th April.

You should have

started from 1st April.

We are not here to teach

them how a calendar works.

Get to the point.

Coming to the point,

like every year, this year as well..

..we will be celebrating

Vaisakhi in a grand scale.

My dear brothers.

Even if someone is dying

at our respectable jailer's house..

..he cannot breathe if he doesn't

celebrate any festival with you.

Hence, tomorrow, on the

auspicious occasion of Vaisakhi..

..our respectable jailor will..

..present an entertainment program.

l am just going to arrange it.

l am not the one going

to jump and dance on the stage.

And what do you mean by entertainment?

Sunny Leone is coming here?

Ranjeet Bawa is going to perform.

lnstead of entertainment program,

say a cultural program.

You don't even know

how to make an announcement.

Sir, then why don't you make

the announcement? - Move back

My dear imprisoned friends..

We very well know how important

Vaisakhi is for Punjabis.

Good news is that tomorrow

on the occasion of Vaisakhi..

..our local MLA Mr. Satpal Mandher..

..will be joining

us in our celebration.

There more good news.

On the occasion of Vaisakhi, he is going

to give a big gift to all prisoners.

Long live Jailer Jolawar Singh Johal.

Long live Jailer Jolawar Singh Johal.

Long live Jailer Jolawar Singh Johal.

Glory to him!

Glory to him!

Pump it up! - Glory to him!

l didn't hear you! -Glory to him!

You are turning me into God now?

What's the big gift you

are talking about, Jailer?

Have patience.

Can't you wait for a day?

My mother waited 21

years to have a child.

21 long years.

This is how you make an announcement.

Sir, l am not an announcer.

l am a sub-inspector.

And do l make announcements

at the railway stations?

"Jhelum express from

Jammu will be arriving.."

"..on platform number three

instead of platform number seven."

Prisoners don't fear us

because of such behavior of yours.

Please listen to me, sir.

Why should l listen to you? -l..

Shut up.

Who is it?

Take a deep breath.

We need to stop a vehicle.

l too am eager to meet Bhuggu

There's one coming,

Stop it.

Would you have died

if you would have stopped?

We won't be able to

stop any vehicle like this

One of us will have to

lie on the road like a dead body.

That's how any vehicle would stop.

First, decide, do you want to

go to meet your child or his mother.

Someone might run you

over instead of stopping.

You hide, okay?

Hide or they will

think that you killed me.

Shut up, only then will

you look like a dead body.

Keep straight your handle.

Are you awake? -Yes

Stay awake. l have given

this cycle to in good faith.

l won't break your trust in me.

As soon as you break my trust,

our bones will break

lt's not going to happen.

Still, if l nod off then let me know..

lf that happens then

a truck driver will tell you.

Or the newspaper headlines

Ride it carefully.

You killed a dog! -What happened?

Not a dog? l am a human being!

We are in deep sh*t.

Can't you see a person

sleeping on the road?

Please forgive us, sir.

lt was too dark so

we couldn't see anything.

Couldn't you put

a light on your cycle?

Light? Do you want us to

install a generator on the cycle?

You are asking us to put alight?

We barely have enough money

to pump air into one of the tyres.

There are many who are

ready to hurt a poor soul.

But there are only

a few who help the poor.

Enjoyed lying on the road?

Let's take their cycle and leave.

Brother! Please don't take the cycle.

The two of us share this cycle.

We will be on the streets without it.

We will drop you

off wherever you want.

How will you manage

to seat four people in it?

l still don't understand

how you two sat on it.

lt's a piece of junk

No, sir. We are Paledar only in name.

We have nothing on us

We have shrunk by carrying

sacks on our backs

We haven't slept since three days.

Please don't take our cycle.

Fine, we won't take it. -Thank you.

We need to stop a vehicle.

Lie down on the road like a dead body.

Go on.

Lie down.

Okay. -They say they haven't

Slept since three days.

l didn't they haven't

talked since three days

"My eyes are red today."

"Tell me if you want to kill someone?"

"Dead bodies

- Tell me if you want to kill someone?"

Dead bodies! - This is wrong,

They are real dead bodies

- Who are they?

- That's what l was saying.

Get down.

Dacoits? -Get down.

We are not dacoits.

We are helpless people.

And we are so helpless that if

you don't get down we will shoot you.

Brother, he said they will shoot us

But they don't have a gun with them.

lt's okay. l will talk to them.

Okay. -Get down. Come on.

Brother, you say you will shoot us

But you don't have a gun with you.

Then who killed them?

Remove your clothes,

l will show you my gun.

Remove.

Brother,

we are not that kind of people.

- Remove your clothes.

- We are of that kind.

- Brother..

- Brother, please forgive us.

Please listen to me.

We accept that you have a gun.

l have a wife, brother.

Brother, the dead bodies are snoring.

They haven't slept since three days

They will die after they have a nap.

"The black thread."

"The black thread

got stuck in the latch.."

"The brother-in-law fought

with his brother's wife."

"Oh boy, she has come from far away."

"Don't fight her,

she is your only sister-in-law."

"The black thread

got stuck in the latch.."

"The brother-in-law fought

with his brother's wife."

"The white roosters

crows in the courtyard."

"The white roosters

crows in the courtyard."

"The one with sky blue veil,

the boy is crazy about you"

"The one with sky blue veil,

the boy is crazy about you"

"Oh beloved, listen to what l say."

"Open up an umbrella,

l will sit under its shade."

"Open up an umbrella,

l will sit under its shade."

"Oh beloved, these are fragrant."

"Oh beloved, these are fragrant."

"These flowers bring

joy into our lives"

"These flowers bring

joy into our lives"

"You can take my life away. - Oh."

"You can take my life away. -Ah."

"But don't say anything

against my beloved"

"You can take my life away.."

"lt's time to celebrate. -Oh"

"lt's time to celebrate. -Ah"

"Let's all enjoy the sweets,

it's time to celebrate."

"Our girl is ready to leave."

"Our girl is ready to leave."

"The train stopped at the station."

"And the brothers' eyes

were filled with tears"

"The train stopped at the station."

"And the brothers' eyes

were filled with tears"

This is it.

This is it?

Take care.

Bye. -Yes

Who can it be so late in the night?

Coming,

You?

How did you come out?

You still have six

months of term left.

l ran away.

You escaped from prison?

Didn't you feel ashamed?

l felt ashamed hence

l escaped at night.

Bhuggu.

Why did you have to

escape from the prison?

Couldn't you wait

for another six months?

You are getting angry

as if you lost on interest..

..because l broke the Fixed

Deposit six months before term.

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