Vaisakhi List Page #8

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put some pressure on your brains.

ln which barrack were you held?

No, sir. l have come from outside,

and not inside.

l am Bheem, sir. - Bheem?

Bahadur Singh. -Yes, sir?

What kind of Mahabharata

takes place these days?

Sir, you didn't recognize me.

Tarseen Lal, the one who you are about

to release, l am his brother-in-law.

l have come here to congratulate him.

Can l meet him?

Son, l would have but at the moment,

they are bathing him.

Bathing him?

Sir, are you releasing

him or hanging him?

No, l mean he is having a bath,

as it is his last day in prison.

That's good, sir.

Let me meet him for

just two minutes, please.

For God's sake,

you can meet him in the evening.

He will be going home at night.

They he will be all yours

You can do whatever you want to.

Well, we have kept an entertainment

show to celebrate his release.

But l had a desire to meet

him and offer him some sweets.

But son, these four boxes

will be consumed by the staff.

Sir, you can keep these three boxes.

Let me keep one box. l have

purchased it from his favorite place.

His favorite place?

Yes, l know all his favorite places.

When l used to come

to meet him he used to say..

"Bheem, when l get out of prison,

we will go there and have Samosas."

"We will eat Jalebis from that place."

"Bheem, we will go

on road trips together."

Sir, l know all his favorite places

Bahadur Singh. -Yes, sir.

Bheem knows all his favorite places.

Yes, sir. - Should we cuss him?

No, let's play.

What, sir?

Let's play.

You mean..

You mean my..

..brother-in-law ran away?

What do l tell you, Bheem Singh?

l have seen many sisters

and daughters run away..

But here the brother-in-law ran away.

No sir, it's not like that.

Once my sister too had run away.

Oh damn.

Did she return or is

she running cross-country?

Sir, the one go runs

towards God never come back.

You mean your sister is dead?

No.

lf your sister is

no more then to meet..

..whose sister has your

brother-in-law dug such along tunnel?

He is laughing?

Oh, he is crying.

For God's sake go and

talk to your brother-in-law..

..that he should stop exploring

the country and come back to prison.

Otherwise,

we are going to lose our jobs..

..and he will be stuck

here for another5 years

No, sir.

Please save my brother-in-law.

Don't cry, my brother.

The circumstances are such

that even l feel like crying,

But we cannot cry

wearing this uniform.

Control, Bahadur Singh. Control.

Sorry, sir.

Bheem Singh -Yes, sir.

You said you know

all the favorite places..

..where your brother-in-law

used to visit.

Yes, sir.

Then you should go

to all those places..

And a very capable officer

of our office will go with you.

Sir, you should such

duties to me as well.

ldiot, l am talking about you only.

Thank you, sir.

- Thank you, sir.

- You two have only four hour now.

To save your brother-in-law

and to save your job.

Sir.

What kind of a place is this?

This is Sage Crow's Abode.

This is where he used to come.

Anyway, what better

place to hide than this?

Yes

Sister, what is police

doing over here?

We had given their monthly share.

Then he must be here to spend

Let me go and check.

Yes, sir?

Call the sage.

Many sages come here.

Which one are you looking for?

Which animal's name did you take?

Crow. -Yes.

Call Sage Crow.

We peahens didn't get along with him.

He gave him another

place and got rid of him.

Tell me, how can we help you?

You cannot help me, sister.

My house is already on rent.

See where your sage crow kept pecking.

Your brother-in-law

is following such sages?

Not just my brother-in-law, everyone

is following sages these days.

- You follow me.

- Okay.

Come on.

Hello? JJ speaking.

Hello, sir. lt's me, Jarnail.

l have caught Tarseen Lal.

Caught? -You caught him?

l knew you would save me.

l am proud of you.

We are coming there.

Please keep the gates up.

Are you an escaper

or the prison minister..

..that you wish to enter

through the main gate?

There are huge cannon sized

cameras in front of the gates.

They can even count all mosquitoes

lf tomorrow someone finds

out that you had left this place..

What will you say? You had gone

to get immunization against dengue?

Then how will come inside?

Come back through the

same tunnel you left from.

That's fine.

Then we will come through

that tunnel. Okay?

Tell me.

Sir, we found the tunnel. - Good.

lt gets better, sir.

We filled it with sand

and filled it up permanently.

- So that no one can escape again.

- Tulsidas! Oh Tulsidas!

Now what do l tell you!

This is what was missing!

You ruined everything.

What do you mean?

l mean we should keep a prayer

meeting for all the prisoners..

..who were hanged in this prison.

Only then will our

troubles come to an end.

What's the new trouble

we are facing now?

The mother of the

tunnel you just closed..!

Those two fathers were supposed

to get inside through that.

lt's not a problem, sir.

l will use 5-7 workers

and dig it once again.

Oh God.

My mother must be

feeling so embarrassed.

"l waited 21 years for this animal?"

"Being a jailer is getting

tunnels dug in his prison."

Then l think arranging a prayer

meet for you would be perfect.

Not me, for the prisoners!

Sir, what do we do now?

Do one thing.

Don't do anything.

ldiots, they had only one way

to get inside and you have closed it.

l've heard of prisoners planning

schemes to get out of jail..

These are the first prisoners

who will plan to get back inside.

Now you will have to accept,

my tunnel will come in handy again.

Think about it.

lf l hadn't dug the tunnel

then how would we go back inside?

lt's all thanks to you.

lf you hadn't dug the tunnel, then

we wouldn't have been in this mess.

Right?

You ungrateful being.

Henceforth, l will never

do good for anyone. - Oh God.

- lt happened in 2009..

- Let's leave.

l gave blood to a sick

person in my locality.

He wasn't grateful.

He comes over every

month to complain..

"Tarseen Lal, from the

time l have taken your blood."

"..l catch Malaria every month."

Did l add mosquitoes

in the blood for you?

There's more!

l go to Goddess's abode on foot.

But l offer water

to the one riding a mule.

l also offer water to the mule.

lt's okay. lt's a mule,

but it is going to a holy place.

When l greet the same person in Katra,

he refuses to recognize me.

Forget the person even

the mule doesn't recognize me.

Say, hail Goddess!

Say it.

Say..

Have you seen her anywhere?

l too am looking for her.

She is my sister.

Where did you see her?

Tell me, where did you see her?

l saw her in the movie 'Sholay'.

She is Neeru Bajwa.

That movie had Hema Malini in it.

We haven't come here to

increase your general knowledge.

We are here to find my sister.

Don't dance in front

of these dogs, Bholi!

Why didn't you tell me? - Hey!

How old are your parents?

50 years old?

There is still time,

you can get a new sister.

But you'd better

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