Valley Girl Page #5

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My friends think so.

That's important?

Sure, I guess.

- I don't want to lose them.

- Of course not.

And they all want me to be with Tommy.

- What do you want?

- I want to be with Randy.

It's getting hard. I don't want any problems.

There's the rub, you see? Nothing's easy.

I want to show you something.

You see, honey,

sometimes the way things look...

aren't the way they really are...

or the way they're going to turn out.

Here.

I don't think you ever saw these.

- Are these you?

- Yep, that's me.

- Who's this?

- She's a friend of mine.

Before I met your mother.

Not everyone looked or dressed like that

back then.

In fact, lots of people didn't look like that.

I can believe that.

I don't think Randy's ever looked this bad.

The point is,

what difference does it all make?

The way you look, the kinds of clothes

you wear on your body...

It's what you are that counts,

what's inside you, what you stand for...

not what other people want to make you.

Honey, there are lots of people out there...

who ain't happy unless you live and think

the same way they do.

And if you don't...

- You dig what I'm saying?

- I know all about that stuff.

But which one do I pick?

Randy or Tommy.

Beats me, love,

but let me know when you decide.

- Okay?

- Okay.

- Hi, Julie.

- Hi.

- How are you?

- Good.

This has been too tough, you know?

It's not really fair.

It's either Randy, or you guys.

Life's not fair.

Randy is totally special to me, Stacey...

and I don't understand why.

I mean, he doesn't do

the things we like to do...

- but-

- Julie, you left out one possibility:

totally gnarly sex.

It hasn't gotten that far.

I know everyone is counting on me

to do the right things.

So did you?

I don't know.

But it was fun while it lasted.

So you've done the right thing.

I don't know, you guys,

being popular can be so lonely.

It doesn't have to be, Stacey.

What am I going to do?

I kissed Tommy off in a major way.

Forget that. I mean, Tommy is such a hunk.

He told us he still loves you a bunch.

He did? When?

He just said it one day, you know?

Just make up with him. He'll take you back.

- He's got to be bummed to the max with me.

- He'll get over it.

Hey, you know, why break up

the most bitchin' couple at school?

I mean, Tommy can't be king of the prom

going stag.

He's got his position to worry about.

Okay, I'll talk to him.

Are you sure he wants me back, though?

Of course. I just told you so.

Hey, Julie, I asked Arthur to the prom.

What'd he say?

He goes, "Okay. "

- Hi, Tommy.

- Hi.

I gotta go.

I've got all this homework

I forgot about. Come on, Loryn.

- See you, Julie.

- Bye-bye.

- 'Bye, Julie.

- See ya.

- How you been?

- I've been getting by, I guess.

You?

All right.

How's your new boyfriend?

What's-his-name?

It's over.

He wasn't mean to you, was he?

If he was, I'll go kick his ass sideways.

I did it once, I'll do it again.

It wasn't that.

It was just that he was different, that's all.

Is this what you want?

Listen, Doug's got his dad's Mercedes.

We're gonna cruise Van Nuys.

You wanna go?

- Sure, I guess.

- All right.

Can I have some of your hamburger?

You can.

- Hey, babe.

- Randy.

- What's the matter with you?

- Why didn't you call me first?

It slipped my mind.

I didn't think it was that important.

But I will tell you what I'm gonna do.

I'm gonna reach in my pocket, get a dime...

go down to the phone booth, make a call,

come right back up, and talk to you.

Why do you always barge in like that?

- You shouldn't talk like that.

- Don't tell me what to do.

You have no control over my life.

I can see anybody I want to, okay?

I'm sorry.

I didn't think it was that big a deal.

Look, I have to go to bed now.

Hey, come over here.

I love you.

That's all I wanted to say.

I love you.

So, when can I see you... Hey.

When can I see you again?

- You can't.

- What?

Don't do that to me!

You can't see me anymore.

Is it your father or mother?

Let me talk to them. I can fix things.

There's nothing to fix. It's not them.

It's not them at all. It's me, okay?

I can't see you anymore, okay?

Okay.

I know what it is.

I know what this is.

It's your f***ing friends, right?

Sh*t, Julie, what is this?

It's between you and me...

not between the rest of the f***ing world.

So f*** off!

It's your friends.

F*** you!

F*** off, for sure! Like, totally!

I don't f***ing care. I don't give a f***.

I don't f***ing care, man.

- Randy? You look like sh*t.

- Hey, how you doing?

- I shouldn't let you in here.

- You been doing good?

- Come on.

- All right. That's what I want.

You feel so good.

Hello, Samantha.

I've been looking for you tonight.

Liar. You haven't been looking for me...

and I haven't been looking for you

in two months now.

You're right. But here we are.

Did I ever tell you how good you feel?

You did tell me that.

Let's make up.

You want to make up some more?

Your place or mine?

How about a cigarette?

How about a sip?

What's he getting?

- Who's that?

- Don't know.

Go home, Randy.

Hey, puto, want a light?

F*** you, scum! Get out of the car.

- Are you bad at me?

- Yeah, I'm bad.

- Get out of the f***ing car, sh*t.

- Are you bad, man?

- Get out of the car.

- I'll show you bad.

Come on, keep going!

- Hey, man.

- What are you doing?

You're a dumb son of a b*tch, man.

Guys like that'll kill you.

I don't give... F*** 'em.

Just leave me alone.

- What the hell's the matter with you?

- F*** you, too.

Hey, man, who're you talking to?

It's me, Bailey.

You're shitfaced.

I don't feel so good.

I'm going to be sick.

Go on. Leave me alone!

Go on, now, leave me alone.

Leave you alone? Why?

So you can feel sorry for yourself...

because some little Valley chick

wanted somebody else, is that it?

Hit me with that brick. I'm dying.

- Just put me out of my misery.

- Come on, man.

Man, you smell f***ing awful.

Screw it, man.

- You gonna make me feel great?

- Come off that, man.

Look, if you want this girl so bad...

why don't you do something about it?

I mean...

go for the wild, crazy stuff.

- Wild and crazy.

- Yeah.

Don't tell me that.

Come on, man. It's romantic sh*t.

Girls love that stuff, you know?

Trust me. It never fails.

I know.

We have to talk.

I told you we can't.

- Young man...

- What?

Are you being held prisoner, or what?

- Give me a signal.

- Get out of the car.

- But I love you.

- Get out of the car!

Let's go.

You've just heard Men at Work.

We have more dedications tonight...

to Billy from Dina. She says, "You're a fox. "

Andrea to Doug, she'll do

"anything to get you back. "

To Julie, his favorite Valley girl,

Randy sends his undying love, and says;

"Like, come back soon, you know. "

- I've got to get to Algebra. I'll see you later.

- Okay. See you.

Enjoy your ride.

- Oh, bitchin'. Is this in 3-D?

- No, but your face is.

Like, I hate 3-D. It gives me a headache.

It's not in 3-D.

Have a nice flight.

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