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so Katya got a brother now.

She had a baby?

A second baby? At her age?

What do you mean, "at her age"?

- So Katya's her daughter?

- Right.

What's all this about Katya?

And I was wondering why

all I hear is "Katya, Katya".

Are there no better girls than

Katya at school?

Of course, there're not. Katya

is the best girl on earth.

I don't want to hear about it.

Go and take yourjacket off.

What was it all about?

You've heard it, haven't you?

Why ask, then?

Yes, I've heard.

And I have seen her.

All dressed up.

I wonder where the money comes from.

Whom are you discussing?

We know whom.

And you should forget about

those Katyas.

You have a graduation coming.

Like father like son.

What do you mean, "Katyas"?

There's one Katya.

The only one.

Do you recognize him?

I like those fashions!

This is the Kostya

who was jumping then, remember?

You know, he looks a bit like

his son, don't you think?

I hope this family is of no interest

and of no use to you, either.

You think so?

How did you like our Tanechka?

- I didn't like her.

- Why not?

I don't like former

actresses and old maids.

I hope she isn't spying on you?

Come on, mom, she's so moral.

I don't like the moral ones either.

Guys!

In this weather?

- We came just for a second.

- What happened?

Nothing. Here.

Someone threw it out.

We went around. No one wants it.

- And we got a baby.

- And my father is allergic.

It's so cute!

Will you take it in?

I don't even know what to do with it.

Will I be able to raise it?

Come on in, let's have tea.

Thank you, we're in a hurry.

We got to go.

Goodbye.

Now you're an old maid with a kitten.

Shall we go in?

Come on, let's get warm.

Don't worry, folks.

Wait a minute.

It happens sometimes,

we've just finished repairs.

You know...

I suddenly fancied as though

there was a war.

And these are our last crumbs.

Then I'm not eating.

The crumbs are for the children.

You think I'm small and chicken?

Wait, don't laugh.

Sometimes I think

I can endure anything,

even die if I have to.

You don't have to.

You have me for that.

I'm a man after all.

Are you all right?

You're just kidding, but I thought

it could really be you.

Want some coffee?

Let be light!

I asked you:
do you want more coffee?

If it's with liqueur.

It turns out we're poor.

It's not true, we're rich.

People can be very rich

without any money.

Great thought!

It's just about you and me.

What's this beast?

And not a word after that call?

Mom, I've reported everything to you.

This is a key ring and a lighter

in one. I brought it for Misha.

You're so considerate.

You've let a good guy slip away,

and did it very clumsily.

Mom, stop it, I beg you.

I'll take you away from here.

To hell with Moscow and the apartment!

You're alone, with no friends,

buried under your copybooks.

But you're pretty and clever.

Oh, mom!

You'll marry me off to a postgraduate

laboratory assistant inconsistent,

I'll bear you grandchildren, and

you'll be taking them to kindergarten.

Stop it.

Mommy dear,

you stop it, you!

You can never count on your

only child to be a success!

And, please, go away!

Leave me alone, please.

- When have you last seen the doctor?

- Oh, mother...

You have an awful tachycardia.

I'm calling the doctor.

Come on. Nobody will notice

we slipped away.

Wow!

So much snow!

It'll melt by the evening again.

Good afternoon, Tatyana Nikolayevna.

Don't get scared,

there're only 3 persons here.

Take off your coats, guys.

Go ahead, there's too little room here.

Guys, don't push so much.

Come on in.

- The kitchen is over there?

- On the right.

Girls, to the kitchen, quick!

I got cranberries,

I'll make the cranberry juice.

No, girls, I've got everything,

I was being sick very comfortably.

My mother leftjust yesterday.

And what is your mother doing?

Oh, you won't believe it, Sasha, my

mother's a Doctor of Medical Science.

Freeze.

Why did you decide to get sick?

And for so long?

Don't worry, we'll make it.

You'll write your composition,

and I'll let you go to work.

The girls stay in town, and we go to

a collective farm, to be among people.

We'll be sawing, shaving wood,

driving nails in.

And where're Roman and Katya?

They were going with us.

But don't get upset.

They behave strangely sometimes.

Can even completely dissolve,

in space.

Very funny.

A shot at her.

Someone's looming in Tanya's window.

If it's Alyona, she won't lose time

to draw everybody's attention to us.

Alyona?

You, my dear blind girl.

- You feel hurt?

- Why? I am blind.

- Don't get angry.

- Can you see Tanya?

No. They must have trampled her

underfoot.

We should drop in, too.

We should, we shouldn't...

Some other time.

By the way,

somebody's kissing in the kitchen.

Don't look.

I'm not.

I'll be looking only at you.

And I'll be telling you

if it's the red or green light.

So you never get run over

by a car.

When a man has to look for two,

he's very attentive!

But there's one condition:

I have to be always beside you.

You understand?

Always.

Oh, here comes Tanechka.

Congratulations on the start

of the work semester.

You think it's fair?

- What?

- You're dressed up, and what about us?

I have the right. I'm on leave.

And we're toiling.

Someone came to see you off.

Well, guys, we're in for a wedding.

- A real wedding!

- We'll put tables right here.

A square.

- What?

- I say, a square.

Are you a square?

No, you're a square.

The table as a square. Got it?

Nonsense. I suggest

"Aragvi" or "Beijing" restaurant.

- Good taste.

- Who's going to pay the money?

The parents will pool their resources,

they'll scrape up something.

I apply for a theory patent.

Great love - great expenses.

When it's average, average expenses.

When it's little, little expenses.

To economize, the parents will

marry us off to monkeys.

There was a story in the Weekly

that maintained

that people are better off

without any love.

- How can we explain it to Roman?

- Too late, guys, he's incurable.

Too bad for our comrade,

to be gone in the prime of his life.

- Good morning, Aunt Vera.

- Good morning.

Thanks for coming.

Katya, come on, stop it.

What's the matter with you?

It's only a month.

One, two, three... and thirty.

A man needs

someone to wave to him.

You want Roman? He ran to the school,

to have a drink of water or something.

Roman, your mother's here to see you!

Brought you some milk to drink.

She brought you some milk to drink!

Artistes!

Roman!

Roma, they're calling you.

I'll be back soon, in a month.

And in the evening, as usual,

before the closing.

Roma, they're calling.

Never mind.

Roma, I just can't. I never

thought I won't be able to bear it.

All right, go. Go.

Why don't you send them off?

I'm dragging out because of them.

All those mamas and girls.

Please.

Boys!

Get in the bus!

All the rest, please,

leave the area.

- See you soon, Tatyana Nikolayevna!

- Take care.

- Mom, why did you come?

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