Vampire Cleanup Department

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Urgent! Urgent!

Please come to the car park and help!

Breaking news

huge police force was deployed

to blockade kowloon city Plaza.

Don't worry

it'll be done nicely, for sure.

Cordon off

- don't let anyone in.

- Yes sir!

Hey! Who are you?

You can't get in here.

-L'm talking to you...

- Piss off

hey officer!

Congratulations! Fresh graduated?

How can you tell?

Certainly!

Look charismatic and smart.

Do you know what's happening upstairs?

Something happen?

Yes, were you not informed?

No...No one told me anything.

A young lady was held hostage,

a model apparently.

A model?

I can tell what news headline

is tomorrow right now.

Charismatic, smart,

and brave.

A police officer rescued

a model with big boobies.

Handsome,

and extraordinary.

A brave police officer rescued a model?

Do you agree?

Yes, I do.

So you do your duty,

and I resume mine.

Yes sir!

Dismiss.

Got it!

Oh sir...

- Are you okay?

- Yes...L'm alright.

Your nose is bleeding.

- Need an ambulance?

- No. I'm fine.

- Chau!

- What's that?

Chau!

Fully understand.

No one entering allowed.

Who are you?

Police in-charge. No entering.

I am here for rescue.

Go over there, there is a hospital.

You are just a sweeper, don't lie to me!

No...Lt's very dangerous inside.

Police cannot handle it.

I said police in-charge, go away!

Who are you? How can you rescue?

Who am I?

Let me tell you everything...

Hi everyone! I am Tim cheung.

While I was a child, I was given a nickname,

called "rubbish bin".

That's probably because

all my family members are "rubbish" related.

Lun...

This is my grandma.

All the neighbours know her name,

rubbish witch at the western district.

You've come at the right time! I'm in danger.

No...Why are you inside a cardboard box?

Please come out.

Got you!

You crazy woman grabbed my cardboard!

Don't you try to bully me!

Lun! Lun!

Since I was little,

i kept seeing her grabbing rubbish,

and cardboards from others.

Grandpa, I found my ball.

My little wa...

Remember not to be like him when you grow up.

Degenerate to grab cardboards with the elderly.

Understand?

Shame!

Lose a fight to an old man.

- Grandma, I just...

- Lun.

Actually lun, is my father's name,

who passed away long time ago.

She just keeps mistaking me as her son.

My daughter-in-law would have left

just because you're being so weak.

Grandma...

I don't even have a girlfriend,

not to mention having a wife.

It was said that my parents...

Met each other during sweeping.

So technically speaking...

Rubbish has sort of brought me

to this world.

Okay...L'll help finding your trolley.

How about stand up first?

The floor is dirty.

I go searching now.

You go back home first, okay?

I wonder I'm...

The biggest rubbish in the world?

What's going on with you?

Sorry...L...

I'm not scolding at you.

I'm so sorry.

Tell me...

What's happened?

Please tell me.

Little wa...

Listen,

rush back home immediately.

If you see any police officers pass by,

tell them to come over here asap.

- Understand?

- Yes

run

hey

what the hell is that?

Grandma, sweep it later.

Come dinner first, the food is getting cold.

It's okay, you guys help yourselves.

Rarely you come visit me,

i want to show my pleasure.

Lun, you are awake.

Come and eat.

Chau and uncle chung have bought it for us.

Tim, come and eat.

Help yourself.

I can't believe...

Tim fell in the back alley.

Luckily you guys were there.

Grandma, you said you prepared

something for me?

Yes, you're right! Prunes!

Chau

don't worry, he is fine.

Go

Tim...

Don't be afraid.

Do you want to know what happened last night?

Come to me tomorrow.

Grandma, we're leaving.

Sivi:
You have arrived at tai wo street 213.

Thanks.

Sivi:
It's my pleasure.

Are you looking for uncle chung?

Excuse me...L...

Over there.

Thank you.

Excuse me...

Thanks.

Tim

uncle

it's good to see you.

Me too.

Grandma asks me to bring this to you.

I'm sorry. Public servants

can't accept any gift.

Really?

- You should keep it.

- You're not kidding me...

Since ancient times,

vampires had existed.

Since Hong Kong was opened for trading,

there have always been traces of vampires.

Vam...Vampire?

Yes, they jump with

their arms like this, straight arms.

At first, the Hong Kong government

hired some maoshan taoist

to tackle with the vampires.

As time went by, a secret department was set up

to do the same things.

Uncle...

This is...

I don't understand English.

Call me uncle chung.

Sorry...Uncle chung.

This is our headquarter,

vampire cleanup department.

You just said, you don't understand English...

Just a little bit.

When a person dies

with injustice

in a cloudy day, at a gloomy place.

Then he might turn into a vampire.

Over there,

master ginger

is the only maoshan taoist

remain in Hong Kong.

He is drawing the amulet

to exorcise a vampire.

Kui. This is Tim.

This is master kui.

Specialises in weapon design

and backup rescue,

which means cleaning up the mess.

Again...

This old machine

will be probably terminated very soon.

This incinerator is to cremate the vampires.

Tim

want a cup of noodles?

No, thanks.

- Uncle

- speak Chinese

- sorry

- I am...

The director here,

in charge of technical support

and the cremation.

I see. But may I know...

What happened last night?

You were bitten by a vampire last night,

but you're not infected.

- I were bitten by a vampire?

- Yup.

In this case, you perfectly fit our department.

Who said that we need to recruit?

The budget was cut,

I can't afford to hire a new staff.

Keep calm, manager m.

Let's listen to uncle chung's explanation.

If we don't recruit some new blood,

who will succeed us when we all get old?

No

if anything ever happens to him...

Won't you feel guilty at all?

You've checked his butt,

he's completely fine after being bitten.

Out of all the other body parts,

it chose his butt.

Be quiet!

Tim? Lun's son'?

What's going on?

Ladies and gentlemen,

thank you all for your caring.

I'm being touched.

However, don't you all need to worry about me?

I'm not coming for an interview

and I don't even believe

the existence of vampires.

Now, I don't care what happened last night.

Whatever vcds, DVDs nor blu-rays...

I'm not interested at all.

One more thing,

this is from my grandma.

Please

take it, keep it.

I don't want to bring it back, please.

Where is the exit?

Oh, over there! Bye-bye!

Oh my god, that's a real vampire!

Tim

are you okay?

Please follow me.

Uncle chung

Tim

listen

this is a secret department.

You should never mention to anyone.

Not even to your close family.

But why are you telling me that?

You will soon understand.

It is time

to return this house to you.

Your parents

were our colleagues

and our managers.

Unfortunely, they'd got bitten

by vampires during a mission.

Your mother died right

after giving birth to you.

Maybe that is the reason why

you would have the immune

against the vampire toxic.

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