Vampires Page #4

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had to have been here several days?

Thats right.

He set this up, slowly,

one goon at a time.

Now hes got the Cross, and the biggest

nest of blood-drinkers ever known!

- What have we got? Three slayers.

- Two slayers!

Its time to kill some vampires.

You with us, Padre?

Yeah, Im with you.

Get a location.

Where is he?

Everywhere.

Katrina, baby, listen.

Is he in there?

Yes.

Hes in there.

In the dark.

All right. Good girl.

- The best-constructed building in town?

- The jail of course.

Bingo. She senses him in there.

- She telling the truth?

- Yeah.

- Suppose hes taken control, using her?

- I guess I`lll pay with my life.

Youre not the only one, amigo.

Youre not the only one.

Can you hear me?

Im sorry.

It`ss going to be all right.

Ill take care of you.

I promise.

Oh, shes thirsty.

- She smells your blood.

- Oh, God.

Padre, your neck!

Cover your neck!

Take the woman!

Cocksucker! Come on!

Padre, kill it! Goddamn it!

Dont just stare! Kill it!

With the stake! Kill him

with the stake through the heart!

Yes! Yes!

How do you like your stake, b*tch?

- There another way up from the cells?

- Doesnt look that way.

Coming out of the elevator

makes it a straight shot to the door.

- That means using the cable.

- Well attach the cable to the Jeep.

- Yank them into the sun fast.

- Someone has to drive the jeep.

- How do you lure them into the elevator?

- Someone has to be inside.

Escape hatch, huh? Yes.

When they get inside,

one of us goes up through the hole.

The other guy presses the button.

The doors shut, theyre trapped.

- It has to be me.

- What?

You have to be here

to fire the crossbow.

You want to drive the jeep?

Ill do it.

I cant drive.

I never learned.

Okay. Lather up and shave your ass.

Youre the bait. Let`ss go.

Listen to me!

Youve got to try to hold on.

Okay?

- You seen Valek?

- Nothing yet.

- Anything?

- There.

There.

Im ready.

Youve got to be fleet of foot.

- Im not kidding.

- I know.

- I used to play soccer.

- Soccer?

- I was captain of my team.

- Id better be the one-

- No, Ill be fine.

- You will?

Dont worry about me.

Just shoot when the door opens.

You can count on that.

- Padre?

- I know.

- Montoya, hes on his way down.

- Hooked and ready, Jack.

What are you doing?

Get back in the f***ing elevator!

Sh*t!

Get ready, Montoya.

Here we go.

Padre?

Open!

Montoya, go!

Die, you bloodsucker! Pull!

Padre, you okay?

He didnt bite or scratch you?

Okay, come on.

No! Keep the door- Sh*t!

- Sorry.

- Monitors.

Its going all the way down.

Okay. Im bringing it up.

- Sorry about the doors.

- No harm, no foul.

- You did good. Running out of time.

- I have to do it again, dont I?

Why arent the doors opening?

What`ss wrong?

Jack! Look at this.

What?

Sh*t!

Sh*t!

Go!

Montoya, go, go!

- Go! Goddamn it, go!

- Come on!

Sh*t!

- You never told me they could do that.

- I didnt know they could.

Get out of the way!

Come on, do it, you f***ing b*tch!

Hook it up!

Padre, get a spike!

Shell take you with her!

Come on!

Die!

Die, you f***er, die!

Look at the sun!

- Were finished.

- No, we gotta go back.

Rule number 10:

You cant kill a master at night.

Its over.

Hes right.

Lets go.

Hello, Jack.

You motherf***er!

Go!

The war is over, crusader.

Hello, Jack.

From your expression...

I assume you couldnt possibly

understand my presence here.

Im sorry to disillusion you.

As one grows old,

as death approaches...

we begin to question our faith...

and I have found my lacking.

Is there a God?

Is there a heaven?

I can no longer answer this for certain.

Ive witnessed no miracles,

had no visions...

and the prospect of death terrifies me.

I realized Ive only one alternative.

And I made a bargain,

with the devil, if you wish.

You are truly

a pile of dogshit, Cardinal.

Yeah, thats right.

Thats correct, Jack,

and I can live with that.

After Ive given Valek what he wants,

he will fulfill our bargain.

And I will be transformed

into one of his new children.

Its beautiful, isn`tt it?

Eternal life.

Immortality can change your heart.

Why dont you prove you can kick my ass?

Come on. Untie me.

Come on, you f***ing pole-smoking

fashion victim. Come over here.

Jack.

Five minutes, then you can bite my ass.

Would you like that? See me tied up?

What will silence you?

Come on, untie me, you prick.

Perhaps this will help.

Apparently your friend

is one of my children now.

You are alone, crusader.

What do you want from me?

Oh, you hate me so, dont you?

But you made me, crusader.

You hate what youve made,

you fear it...

because it is superior to you.

For 600 years,

Ive fed on your kind at will.

- Why not kill me and get it over with?

- Because youre needed, Jack.

The ceremony is a reenactment

of the original exorcism.

It requires the blood

of a crusader...

and his crucifixion

upon a burning cross.

The climax of the ceremony

must coincide...

with the first rays

of the rising sun.

Sorry, Jack.

You motherf-

What will you do, Valek?

Youve got nobody to complete

your ritual! The sun`ss rising.

You will finish the ritual.

- Try and make me.

- Attaboy. F*** with him!

Looks like youre sh*t out of luck.

Give it up!

- Finish it.

- No.

Come on, Padre!

My nuts are on fire!

Come on.

Lets go kill some vampires.

End of the line.

You still with us, Crow?

I dont burn so good these days,

bloodsucker.

Give me the cross.

This cross?

Let me just ask you one thing.

After 600 years,

hows that dick working? Pretty good?

Huh? Come on!

The cross!

Suck this!

Die, die, you f***er! Die!

Die!

You cant kill me.

You ugly blood-sucking f***er, die!

Sh*t!

Jesus.

Listen.

Its going to be okay.

IlI be right back. Okay?

Put your head back.

You look like sh*t.

Where are you going?

South.

You love her that much?

We make the perfect couple.

- Youre not leaving!

- Padre.

Back off.

Dont make me come over there

and beat the sh*t out of you, Padre.

- Back off!

- Hes a vampire, Jack!

Rule number 1:
If your partner

is ever bitten by a vampire...

never...

ever let him live.

Im not a slayer anymore.

Besides, the way I figure it...

the two of you got plenty to do

cleaning the rest of them out.

Meanwhile, she hides in the van out of

the sunlight while you go to the border.

Try to catch it by nightfall.

Is that it?

I need a vacation.

When did she first bite you?

Two days ago.

I still covered your ass.

Yes, you did.

I owe you two days back.

- What would you say, Padre?

- Youve got two days.

Wherever you go...

I will find you.

I will hunt you down,

and I will kill you.

The girl, too.

Vaya con Dios, my friend.

Vaya con Dios, slayer.

Time to slay some vampires, Padre.

- You up for it?

- I guess so.

- Its just the two of us.

- No, Mr. Crow.

He was always with us.

Fair enough.

Let me ask you a question.

When you were stabbing that vampire,

did you get a little wood?

- Mahogany.

- Excuse me?

Ebony. Teak!

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