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What are you trying to say?

I was the carjacker.

He drove a red Mustang, right?

Some drug dealer was blamed.

They tracked the LoJack

on the vehicle

all the way back to his house.

Santiago was the

drug dealer's name.

He was my Adderall supplier.

You couldn't...

Do you think it was fate?

Some gangbangin' n*gger

gets 50 years to life

and you magically get Jasmine?

No, Aladdin.

Unfortunately, no f***ing genie

is going to pop out of a vase.

He didn't do that for you.

I did that for you.

She's miserable now.

No, I think she was

always miserable.

It just took a relationship with

her for you to figure that out.

Oh, my God, dude.

Come on, man.

I mean, we're a team.

This is no big deal.

It isn't.

Dude, everybody has got

skeletons in their closet.

Look at Shane over there.

He's a f***ing freak, man.

I bet Emma has got her

own f***ing issues

that we don't know about.

Carlos is my adopted dad.

My parents are gone.

When I was little,

I lived in this nice community

in Northern California.

I mean, it was great.

I had a swing set

and a dog named Ruffy

and all sorts of cool stuff.

There was one Christmas

that came around where

all I wanted was this,

My Little Pony ranch.

Like, I was obsessed with it.

I was just like,

I need to have this.

And my parents knew that,

so they waited in line for

hours on Black Friday,

just like, knew

that I had to have this

and Christmas rolls around

and they couldn't find it

and they even offered

to buy me a horse,

but I was stubborn

and I refused.

And they were devastated.

So, that night,

I went to the bathroom

and I looked through

these pill bottles

and I found this one that was

my mom's sleeping medication

and I gave it to them

to help them relax.

Then I went to the tool shed

and I found this big

thing of gasoline.

I don't even know how

I carried it into the house,

but I did.

And I poured it over everything.

Her Christmas tree,

their bed like, everything,

and then I lit a match.

It's funny,

I was watching the flames

and I just couldn't stand

thinking about

the fact that my parents

had failed me, you know.

I told the cops that Ruffy had

bit through an electrical wire

and that's what caused

the fire, but really,

I snapped his neck and I

let him burn with my family.

Ha-ha-ha.

I'm f***ing with you.

You guys are f***ing pathetic.

I mean, seriously, I've never

been around a bigger group of

pussies in my

entire f***ing life.

Can we please just get this sh*t

over with so I can watch my dad

put a bullet through your

whiny-ass brains, please?

I guess we're all on

a highway to hell.

I'm hungry.

Good idea.

OK, I got all the orders.

Shane,

I don't have to tell you this

- but watch our guest, all right?

- All right.

Hey, Shane.

Why don't you let me out, too?

All right.

All right.

Emma?

Emma, I need to talk to you.

OK.

You don't need to whisper.

We have to get away

from that guy.

Yes, yes, agreed.

OK.

When I was first taken,

they were talking about

a shotgun

and it's in here somewhere

and Max specifically said

not to give it to you.

So, you need to come

back here and find it, OK?

OK.

Are they looking over here?

No.

But you got to hurry, come on.

Oh, sh*t.

Do you see it?

No.

F***.

- I... I think I found it.

- OK.

- A silver briefcase.

- Come on.

It's kinda heavy though.

- Here let me see.

- OK.

Um, I need you to see if it fits

underneath the

passenger seat, OK?

OK.

Does it fit?

Yeah, yeah.

OK, good, good, sit down.

Did they see me?

No, you're good.

OK.

So, the plan is,

once we're back on the road,

I'm going to say that I need

to go pee or something,

all right?

And then, we'll pull over

and I'll take them as far into

the woods as I possibly can,

and then, you... you get

out the gun, OK?

All right, yeah.

Yeah, I got that.

OK, cool.

I'm f***ing hot.

Is that the key?

Yeah.

Wait, have you had

that the entire time?

I'm the driver.

Well, then, let's get

the f*** out of here now.

OK.

What are you doing, Shane?

Emma... Emma was hot.

I'm just... I'm just turning on

the air conditioning.

OK.

You know what?

Why don't you drive?

Yeah, I'm...

I insist, man.

I've been driving for a while.

I could use a break.

- OK, OK.

- All right.

Ready in 15 minutes

and we're good to go.

Hey, Shane.

Can you pull over?

I got to go pee.

You ask Jack if you

need to go pee not Shane.

He ain't got no say

in the matter.

Jack, can I please

go to the bathroom?

I don't really feel like

meeting my dad

after four years of

not seeing him

sporting a urine stain.

Shane, why don't you just go

ahead and pull over right here?

10-4.

OK, Emma.

You come with me.

Max, Shane,

you're both to stay in here.

No, I got to go outside.

No, you won't.

I insist.

I could use a wilderness walk.

What the f*** ever.

Shane, you're good?

Absolutely.

All right.

Hey, Shane.

You look a little nervous.

I'm fine.

Mind your f***ing business.

Must be those withdrawal

symptoms, huh?

Hey Jack,

we better get out of here

before he starts

sucking our d*cks.

Hey, f*** you, man.

Watch your f***ing mouth.

Whatever, man.

Alright, f***.

F***!

F***.

F***!

F***in... the

f***in' keys, keys, keys.

F***in'...

That one.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Ah.

The f***in' keys.

Hey!

Jesus, f***.

Are you OK?

You scared me.

Calm down, tweeker.

Why is the van turned off?

It's just that I was...

I was nervous that I was...

I was afraid it was

going to overheat.

You look like you're

about to overheat.

Christ, you're sweating

like a whore in church.

I'm just nervous about

the drop is all.

There's no need to be.

Everything will be fine.

So, what's going on?

Oh, you know,

I just had to grab Jack's

phone for a second.

Why is it in here?

Oh, um, I hid it.

Why?

Oh, reconnaissance.

What?

You know.

Like, spy sh*t.

It's pretty trippy, man.

I mean, I'm actually starting

to get into these whole

benefits of technology.

Yeah, it's the way of the world.

Did you know that there are kids

in elementary school

as young as 6, 7 years old,

they got their own laptops now?

Spoiled brats.

Yeah.

In Arizona, they got cars

that drive themselves.

Do you know how cool

that's going to be?

It's going to be available

for mass production

in the next 10 years.

I'd finally be able

to... to nap in LA traffic.

And they've got cameras

everywhere

and I mean everywhere.

From outer space to cyberspace,

they watch us eat, sleep,

f***, chat, sh*t, and...

And what?

And conspire...

We... we need to get

away from that guy.

He is a psycho.

That's not it.

You know, I cannot wait

to show Jack this footage.

I have had his back

from the beginning.

I always have.

And besides,

what the f*** could you two

possibly have in common?

That was a wrong move,

motherf***er.

Hey, throw it out

the window, psycho.

The cocksucker is

getting cocky, huh?

I'm not going to ask you again.

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