Varsity Blood Page #3

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And I might need

your help picking out

An outfit right after the game.

Ooh, for a girl?

Maybe, but you cannot tell mom.

Words will never hurt

Provided we hit at least one

more block of big houses.

Hmm, fine, you got a deal.

Sucka!

This is going

to be a long night.

Mike, where's the booze?

Didn't get it yet.

What? Dammit, mike you said...

babe, I got my brother's id.

We're going to take

care of it later.

You're acting like

it's not a big deal.

What do you think you're going

to look old enough because you

Were held back for two years?

What about you, Blaine?

Did you do what I asked you?

Only through the masterminding

and manipulation.

It's ours for the night.

(DOORBELL)

CHILDREN:
Trick or treat.

GIRL:
Where's your costume?

Costumes are for pre-Adolescence

and perverts, princess.

Happy Halloween, kiddies.

Keys...

and happy Halloween, Tina.

NANCY:
Hannah, come on in here.

You're going to be late.

Coming.

Hannah, I don't

want you going out

After the game tonight.

Big storm's coming through.

But mom, you said as long as

Blaine had me home by midnight

That I could, I could go.

How do you expect to get

a cheerleading scholarship

When you're hanging out

with a boy all the time?

Mom, Blaine's the running

back for the football team.

I couldn't get much more support

unless I dated the mascot.

Blaine is very supportive.

Supportive of one thing...

getting into your

cheer bloomers, dear.

Mom, we're just going to

go to Biggie's barbecue

For a while, okay?

No cow tipping.

No house wrapping,

No mailbox bashing, I promise.

No. Made up my mind.

Mom, it's Halloween night.

I mean, didn't you and

dad go out after games?

I could've cheered

for the cowboys,

But instead

I married your father,

And now he's gone.

I just don't want you

throwing your life away

On some boy like I did.

You are a great cheerleader.

You are the best.

You can go and become a

competitive judge or something.

Travel the world,

do something with your life.

Do you regret marrying dad?

I mean, do you regret

having me, too?

No, you know that

I loved your father.

I don't regret

marrying your dad,

And of course,

I don't regret having you.

Everything that

I have done is for you.

I moved us here for you

So that you can have a better

shot at getting a scholarship.

But I've heard

nothing but bad things

About these new friends

of yours, and I'm afraid...

I'm afraid that

they're going to have

A bad influence on you, okay?

So, no. You're not going

out tonight, and that's it.

I made up my mind.

I got to go.

I'm going to be late.

Fine. Take the car.

The keys are on the end table.

I'll go with rick.

Hannah?

This is for your own good.

(WHISTLE)

(CHEERING)

(QUARTERBACK CHANT)

(WHISTLE)

Yeah, get up,

Clap your hands, let's go baby.

(QUARTERBACK CHANT)

(CHEERING)

- Boo.

- (SCREAMS) Blaine.

Oh, we won, baby,

And who brought down the house?

You know my boy brought

down the house, baby.

Oh, what's up. Come on, man.

LINDA:
You big asshat.

You almost game me a

damn heart attack, idiot.

You better watch your mouth,

Young lady, or your dad

is going to have you

In cuffs.

Hi, Ms. Wallace.

Good evening, Ms. Wallace.

My, what a looker you are,

all dressed up for our game.

Oh boy.

Thank you so much, Blaine.

I tell you what,

why don't you go take

A cold shower and

maybe put on a shirt.

Hannah, let's go.

Can I at least go get

a burger with everyone?

Blaine will bring me home.

Please.

We already discussed this.

Just a burger,

and I'll be right home.

I promise.

I'll bring her home myself.

I promise. Scout's honor.

Man, that was a great catch you

made during the second quarter.

It was even better

than last weeks.

Oh yeah, you come

to the games, huh?

You kidding?

This here is a true warrior.

Would've tried out

for the team, too,

Only he couldn't on account of

he would've missed too much

Practice with it being

deer season and all.

Well, looky there,

he hunts, too.

MARK:
I shot a 12 pointer

Point blank between

the eyes last week.

LINDA:
And on that note,

I do think we need

to go catch up

With mike and Tina,

right, we got to...

yeah, I think we,

we ought to get out of here.

Goodnight, Ms. Wallace.

Goodnight. You go, you eat,

You get back home.

You have 30 minutes.

Bubba and I will make sure

she gets home, okay Ms. Wallace?

Thirty minutes.

(PHONE VIBRATES)

hey. Where are you guys?

Is that Tina?

Did she get the booze?

What's... fine.

Well, wow, mister.

Don't you look

good enough to eat?

So you all dressed up for

our little fiesta or what?

Yeah. Sorry. Can't.

Made other plans.

You guys have fun though.

Okay.

LINDA:
Um-Hmm.

Knew it.

(NOISE)

God, Tina.

Hey, where did everyone go?

Um, robin went to go get

bubba's truck from the school

So the guys could

chat real quick.

Don't tell me it was all a hoax?

Apparently, Blaine's mom is the

realtor for the old Williamson farm,

And he confiscated the keys.

So we done died

and went to heaven?

That barn's an awful idea.

The spiders, snakes,

No electricity.

Exactly, which means

it's Ab, fab for Halloween.

So, where is everyone?

Loading up beer

and boxed wine...

JEFF:
Boxed wine?

...over at mike's.

JEFF:
Sounds like a

post game pasture party.

And pray tell,

where have you been?

I just sweat like a camel's

nut sack for four hours

In Herman's get up,

and I needed to take a shower, nosy.

Besides, not all of us can

enjoy the game scantily clad.

Forgive me, good sir,

And allow me to

officially invite you

To the senior send off party

At the old Williamson farmhouse.

Whoa. Your mom's letting you go?

Well not technically.

In other words,

have fun with Hannah tonight

Because starting tomorrow,

she's grounded for life.

Oh yeah.

We can't worry about that now.

We have bigger issues.

So, we missing damn

good drinking time.

Let's get out of here.

(LAUGHING)

Come on, come on. Hurry up.

TINA:
Did you get everything?

Of course, I got everything.

Hi, sheriff Jones.

Evening.

Either of y' all seen my

daughter since the game?

Oh, I haven't seen Linda.

Perhaps she went back to the gym

for the annual costume ball?

Don't bullshit me, Ms. Blair.

I ain't the one.

Now, if you plan on

drinking with my daughter,

You make damn sure

all the drivers stay sober

Or else you call me, got it?

We'll be totally safe,

sir. I swear.

You hear me brophy?

Yes, sheriff.

I don't give a damn

who your daddy is

Or how much dough

he wipes his ass with.

Designate, castrate.

You follow me, son?

We'll be safer than safe.

And tell Linda she best

have her ass home

Before I get off

my shift at two. Okay?

Yes, sir.

Well, if I just shot myself.

Calm down, you big vagina.

I knew he'd be

totally cool with it.

Now, can we go?

Geez, that car nearly hit us.

BLAINE:
Calm down.

It's just mike and Tina

joining the caravan kiddies.

Probably just ready to get

up there and screw is all.

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